AMAA - Jade

[JerseyJade]

Hear that sound? Off in the distance....it’s the flood about to hit your inboxes.

I don't know why that would happen. It's just girl talk.

 

[NastyNyx]

Sweet or salty?

 

[NastyNyx]

My wrinkly shaft isn’t for everyone.

Well I hope not...you said it was just for me

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I can only assume that these last few question are in regard to how Jade likes her pretzels.

 

[JerseyJade]

Sweet or salty?

Hmmm. I'm thinking..... salty.

 

[JerseyJade]

I can only assume that these last few question are in regard to how Jade likes her pretzels.

Lol

Yeah, sure. That's it. Pretzels.

 

[NastyNyx]

I can only assume that these last few question are in regard to how Jade likes her pretzels.

I can't imagine what else they would be about

 

[JerseyJade]

I specifically remember telling you it was for you and a list of three to ten other lit women.

Don't you even think about cheating on Nyx, Buddy!

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Do you carpet clean your carpets?

 

[JerseyJade]

Do you carpet clean your carpets?

Nope, that's our landlord's responsibility.

 

[mulehead61]

Saw this in a show I was watching so blame them...

Can I drip water from between your breasts to your panties and lick it off?

 

[JerseyJade]

Saw this in a show I was watching so blame them...

Can I drip water from between your breasts to your panties and lick it off?

Um..... no.

 

[mulehead61]

Um..... no.

Ok...can I just lick from between your breasts to your panties? It’s the water being a turn off right?

 

[JerseyJade]

Ok...can I just lick from between your breasts to your panties? It’s the water being a turn off right?

Did your owner spike the drinking water in your bucket tonight?

 

[mulehead61]

Did your owner spike the drinking water in your bucket tonight?

Well they sprayed with flea medicine earlier so I’m flea free! And I’m being the mischievous mule.

But I take it the answer is still no?

 

[JerseyJade]

Well they sprayed with flea medicine earlier so I’m flea free! And I’m being the mischievous mule.

But I take it the answer is still no?

Well at least you're a smart mule.

 

[mulehead61]

Well at least you're a smart mule.

It helps having the Mule handbook ya know. We have to follow certain rules.

Is the heat on in your house already?

 

[JerseyJade]

It helps having the Mule handbook ya know. We have to follow certain rules.

Is the heat on in your house already?

Yeah, it's been going on and off for about a week now.

 

[mulehead61]

Do you have a favorite music artist?

 

[JerseyJade]

Do you have a favorite music artist?

I have a few. Beastie Boys is one of them.

 

[mulehead61]

I have a few. Beastie Boys is one of them.

Interesting...those are some old guys. .

Of course most of my favs are in their 60s and 70s if not dead.


What movie do you watch every time it’s on tv?

 

[JerseyJade]

Interesting...those are some old guys. .

Of course most of my favs are in their 60s and 70s if not dead.


What movie do you watch every time it’s on tv?

I also like, Ludacris.

Maleficent.

 

[mulehead61]

I also like, Ludacris.

Maleficent.

Awww, you’re sweet. I starred in that film a few years..oh wait, did you mean Muleficent?

But I have starred in a lot of movies over the years. Ticks me off my name is never in the credits.

 

[tbearatl]

I have a few. Beastie Boys is one of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqipMcwJeQI

this was the shit back in the day

 

[JerseyJade]

Awww, you’re sweet. I starred in that film a few years..oh wait, did you mean Muleficent?

But I have starred in a lot of movies over the years. Ticks me off my name is never in the credits.

Lmao!

I don't recall ever seeing, Muleficent.