AMAA - Jade

[JerseyJade]

And I just wanted to show off my awesome chair unfolding skills.

I wasn't impressed. Now if you were eating popcorn as you were unfolding the chair, well that would have been impressive.

 

[JerseyJade]

Ok, I've reached my limit of Jersey Jade freakouts...

Besides I do need to get some work done. Catch you later.

Bye, Mule.

 

[JerseyJade]

Do you have a favorite type of swimsuit you like to see a guy wearing when you are guy watching?

No, not really. I don't usually pay attention to what kind of swimsuit they're wearing.

 

[JerseyJade]

What is it that you're looking at, then?

Um... they're shades.

 

[J-Rod]

No, not really. I don't usually pay attention to what kind of swimsuit they're wearing.

Interesting... are you checking the most about these guys? their abs, arms, ass, face... or generally the whole package and how it’s put together?

And when are going back to the beach and where? So I can give you a show

 

[JerseyJade]

Interesting... are you checking the most about these guys? their abs, arms, ass, face... or generally the whole package and how it’s put together?

And when are going back to the beach and where? So I can give you a show

Lol

Not soon enough.

Yes, all of the above. And just in case you didn't know, I met my boo at the beach. So it payed off.

 

[Booboobear84]

Lol

Not soon enough.

Yes, all of the above. And just in case you didn't know, I met my boo at the beach. So it payed off.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Is it still Monday?

 

[JerseyJade]

Is it still Monday?

Uh, huh.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Uh, huh.

Sigh...you let me down JJ.

 

[JerseyJade]

Sigh...you let me down JJ.

Sorry.

Ask me again tomorrow and I'll give you a better answer.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Sorry.

Ask me again tomorrow and I'll give you a better answer.

I can't wait that long.

Is it Tuesday yet?

 

[JerseyJade]

I can't wait that long.

Is it Tuesday yet?

I don't want to let you down again, so ask me that again in 8 hours.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I don't want to let you down again, so ask me that again in 8 hours.

Will you remind me to ask you again in 8 hours?

 

[JerseyJade]

Will you remind me to ask you again in 8 hours?

Lol

Sure, but you'll have to remind me 8 hours from now to remind you.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Lol

Sure, but you'll have to remind me 8 hours from now to remind you.

Okay, timer is set...8 hours will put me 28 minutes short of tomorrow so don't remind me right away. Lol

 

[JerseyJade]

Okay, timer is set...8 hours will put me 28 minutes short of tomorrow so don't remind me right away. Lol

Lol

 

[WiserSoutherner]

What's better cold burgers or cold pizza?

 

[JerseyJade]

What's better cold burgers or cold pizza?

Definitely cold pizza.

 

[NastyNyx]

Wrinkled or smooth?

 

[JerseyJade]

Wrinkled or smooth?

Smoooooooth. Nice and smoooooooth.

 

[NastyNyx]

Hard or soft?

 

[JerseyJade]

Hard or soft?

Hard. Very hard.

 

[NastyNyx]

Smoooooooth. Nice and smoooooooth.

Poor Allstar...his dreams must be shattered

 

[JerseyJade]

Poor Allstar...his dreams must be shattered

I know, right?