JerseyJade
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mulehead61
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Would you go to a topless/nude beach and actually be topless or nude? 
WiserSoutherner
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Honestly, I haven't been happy with my body in a long time. It's a constant struggle for me to keep from gaining weight and staying in shape. And it's going to get worst when Winter gets here. I'm hoping I'll be able to get back to the gym soon. That will help a lot. If you asked me that 4 years ago, I would have had a different answer for you.
I have only seen a couple of the pics you have posted here and, I mean this respectfully, but, are you freaking crazy? You are beautiful and sexy exactly as you are. I know better than to tell you what to do, but I hope you are only focused on what you want to look like and not what you think others expect.
JerseyJade
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Would you go to a topless/nude beach and actually be topless or nude?
Probably not.
Did I miss anything?
You tell me.
Thank you, WS. That's very nice of you to say. I really do appreciate the complments.
I guess it just comes down to what I see when I look in the mirror. I will never let others influence me on how I should look or what I should wear, or anything else for that matter. I'm not going to pretend to be something I'm not.
thejabber27
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What's your philosophy regarding sandwiches?
JerseyJade
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If it was up to me, I would ban sandwich making. I think it's pretty fucking cruel what people do to bread just to satisfy their greedy tummies. Assholes!
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If it was up to me, I would ban sandwich making. I think it's pretty fucking cruel what people do to bread just to satisfy their greedy tummies. Assholes!
What about the lettuce wraps?
JerseyJade
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Are you suggesting I went back and stalked a post or ten just because I was out for the weekend?
Why should today be any different than other days.
I have almost the same opinion about lettuce wrap as I do about people who ask me stupid, senseless questions.
thejabber27
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Why should today be any different than other days.
I have almost the same opinion about lettuce wrap as I do about people who ask me stupid, senseless questions.
I mean, you're the one with the AMAA, so I will have my cake and eat it too.
Do you enjoy sports?
JerseyJade
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How about you take your cake and go eat it someplace else then.
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Boo Lol, Okay. But I'll be back with semi reasonable questions.
mulehead61
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Let's get things friendly again...
Can I give you a massage?
Can I give you a massage?
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JerseyJade
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Let's get things friendly again...
Can I give you a massage?
I never had a massage from a mule before. I might break out in a rash.
I was just saying... I like popcornand would you like some?
Yummy!
mulehead61
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I never had a massage from a mule before. I might break out in a rash.
Well I don't shed and I would trim my hooves..
So clothes on or off?
JerseyJade
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Well I don't shed and I would trim my hooves..
So clothes on or off?
But you have fleas. So there's that.
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mulehead61
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But you have fleas. So there's that.
I do NOT have fleas...I bathe regularly. And all mule massages have a happy ending!
Have you had real real massages?
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I do NOT have fleas...I bathe regularly. And all mule massages have a happy ending!
Have you had real real massages?
Okay, that just freaked me out!
Nope, never have.
J-Rod
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Guy watching.
Do you have a favorite type of swimsuit you like to see a guy wearing when you are guy watching?
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And I just wanted to show off my awesome chair unfolding skills.
I think I have seen you on ESPN 8 in the Chair Unfolding Finals
mulehead61
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Okay, that just freaked me out!
Nope, never have.
Ok, I've reached my limit of Jersey Jade freakouts...
Besides I do need to get some work done. Catch you later.
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