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I had never heard the term leaf peeping until I was in Northern New Hampshire last year. The locals don’t care for the leaf peeping traffic!

What is the worst pick up line ever to have been used on you and did it work?
 
EroticRomanticMan said:
I had never heard the term leaf peeping until I was in Northern New Hampshire last year. The locals don’t care for the leaf peeping traffic!

What is the worst pick up line ever to have been used on you and did it work?
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I don't remember what the worst one was, but what just came to mind was the time when I was at a bar sitting at a table with some friends and this dude came over and told me that I looked a lot like his sister and wanted to buy me a drink.

I'm like, he thinks I look like his sister.. then why the fuck is he talking to me? :eek::rolleyes:

So no, that didn't work at all. :D
 
curious_me said:
What's a typical Sunday for you?
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Nothing special really. Just being suzy homemaker and relaxing when I can. We usually go to my mom's house for dinner or sometimes her and my brothers come here for dinner. Other than that, just another day for me.

Willingtoshare said:
What type of stories do you read on lit, if any at all that is. 💋
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I haven't read a story on here in a long while. I think the section I browsed in was called, Erotic Couplings or something like that.
 
I wonder if he meant at the same time? :eek::eek::D

You open present Christmas Eve or Christmas morning?
 
You’re driving a bus. At your first stop 6 people get on. The next stop 3 get off, 5 more get on. The third stop 3 get on. The fourth stop 2 get off, 4 get on. What’s the name of the bus driver? :D
 
JerseyJade said:
No, not intentionally anyway. The only time I ever had a no show date was because the dude got into an accident on his way to pick me up. He didn't get hurt, but he totaled his truck. He never did ask me out after that,



Bedtime sex and Midday sex. :heart:
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Guess he figured you cursed his truck? :confused: His loss for the lovely JJ though..:heart:

That’s what kiddies naps are for....;)
 
I remember you saying you don’t like messy...so do you make him sleep on the wet spot? :eek::D
 
mulehead61 said:
I remember you saying you don’t like messy...so do you make him sleep on the wet spot? :eek::D
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Lol :D

Well when I said I don't like messy, I meant something else. :eek::D

But to answer your question, when we have sex, it's on top of the covers, so no one is sleeping on a wet spot. :)
 
Your time on Lit, have you ever been intrigued by something sexual that you have never tried or done before that would want to do? If so what is it?
 
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