according to condom makers

LiFeNdEaTh

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according to condom makers, 6% of U.S. men wear magnums... and 94% lie about their size. hmmm.
 
Why are the stats remarkably similar to those for women who shave their pussy and those who don't. Coincidence?
 
I know all the guys on lit will say they wear magnum. Blobfish says he wears this one.

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I will wear literally whatever is at hand if it means I get to fuck. I have no idea what brand I have right now, they have little skulls on them and glow in the dark. Because... Halloween.
 
I will wear literally whatever is at hand if it means I get to fuck. I have no idea what brand I have right now, they have little skulls on them and glow in the dark. Because... Halloween.

Not sure how I feel about the inside of my dark cunt glowing????:confused:
 
Agreed.
Well, it might be scary as hell.

I feel like it'd be scarier if you were bottoming, b/c if you were like, doggie style, you'd have NO IDEA why I was doing that- studying a goddamn condom. You'd be like, "WTF?"

Bonus if you don't know it's a condom, like I go ahead and put it on and pull my pants back up and turn off the lights and then it's like, "OH FUCK! HE'S RADIOACTIVE!"

But you're on shrooms so you start thinking, "Hm... but maybe I'll get superpowers..."
 
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