🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

In getting hungry.
I had some great tartar, salad and gone made fries for lunch, but I walked along the coast all afternoon, hunting menhirs (these little fuckers are so darn quick 🤭). Now I'm hungry again.
Breton cake with apples, Breton cake with apricots or another Breton cake with apples....
Tough choice.
I guess ... all of them.
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Ah, and for the poor devils in the US, only eating stuff provided it's fried and between two halves of a bun: tartar is raw minced meat with spices and a raw egg. Very tasty. In your country it's probably recognised as biological weapon of mass destruction and therefore somewhat illegal. In France it's traditional lunch.
 
I forgot how much I hate customer service. And people in general. Replying to people trying to be nice and not tell them they're idiots.
I suffer with you.
Luckily I only get one now and again, as I have other things to do.

Your valve no longer works!
Sir, can you please tell me more about the problem?
I want to speak to an engineer immediately!
Speaking. What's the problem?
It no longer works!
I see, I understand. May I ask you a few questions so that I can help you in the best possible way?
What are they?
When was the last service?
Well, er, we installed this, wait, I think fifteen years ago.
So no maintenance yet. May I send you the maintenance instructions? I recommend that you buy a maintenance kit so that you can change the wearing parts as soon as the valve is open.

And so on. For the first two or three, this is still amusing, but not so much any more.
 
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