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I forgot how much I hate customer service. And people in general. Replying to people trying to be nice and not tell them they're idiots.
I suffer with you.
Luckily I only get one now and again, as I have other things to do.

Your valve no longer works!
Sir, can you please tell me more about the problem?
I want to speak to an engineer immediately!
Speaking. What's the problem?
It no longer works!
I see, I understand. May I ask you a few questions so that I can help you in the best possible way?
What are they?
When was the last service?
Well, er, we installed this, wait, I think fifteen years ago.
So no maintenance yet. May I send you the maintenance instructions? I recommend that you buy a maintenance kit so that you can change the wearing parts as soon as the valve is open.

And so on. For the first two or three, this is still amusing, but not so much any more.
 
After reading the writing guide on Lit, "26dd vs 36b", measured myself only to realise I've been measuring it wrong my whole life. Lol. "https://www.literotica.com/s/26dd-vs-36b

I used to think a 34- 36DD, was the only attractive size of breasts on a woman. But this guide changed my mind. And before you break down my door asking what's my size, a girl needs to have some secrets, people 😬😝 jokes aside, real happy to find all these detailed writing guides.
 
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