vagrantx
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That was an incredible speech!! With the sound effects! Well done! Nominated for making everyone else look like shit!
🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆
- Thread starter StillRain
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UnquietDreams
Magna Cum Louder
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Outstanding!
Welcome to the esteemed club of WotW Winners. For obvious reasons, we don't shake hands...
Wand3rlust
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Nominated for making me listen to too much self congratulatory applause.
Wand3rlust
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Wow.
deefalttwunnyfor
Worst sapiosexual
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Really? Dang, I had already hawk tuah'd mine
deefalttwunnyfor
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Really?? I thought it was too little. The audio was titled standing ovation and I think I should've searched 'raucous applause'
UnquietDreams
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Nominated for disparaging the esteemed Wanker of the Week winners' acceptance speeches. Except Grant's.
UnquietDreams
Magna Cum Louder
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Exactly...
vagrantx
Tonberry Queen
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Of the few nominations I've received in my time here, this one feels the most sincere.
I accept it, but I won't apologize.
AmberLGreen
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Haven’t got time to listen. Too busy picturing you with a golden cock in your hand
UnquietDreams
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Nominated for thinking you can apologize your way out of a nomination. We don't wank that way.
deefalttwunnyfor
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In my... hand, yes right. Hand
vagrantx
Tonberry Queen
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Nominated for thinking apologies must be followed by forgiveness. Admission of guilt does not absolve ones crimes.
Nominated for claiming to know my jilling habits.
Wand3rlust
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That wasn't where I was picturing it..
AmberLGreen
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Ssshh I was trying to reel the thoughts in slowly. One cannot rush the perfect fantasy
Wand3rlust
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I'm going slow... @hotwords229_A hasn't yet arrived in mine
AmberLGreen
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@deefalttwunnyfor is in for a busy night. A little mfm with you and @hotwords229_A and also with @Apisto42 (he doesn’t know about this yet but I am sure he will be up for it) and myself. That is all before @StillRain turns up demanding all of her hotboy anal shows
deefalttwunnyfor
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That is a busy night! I know Apisto, he's a sailing buddy!
AmberLGreen
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Fanny flutters were already at full speed thinking of you both with golden cocks and now you have introduced ropes
UnquietDreams
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I never mentioned forgiveness, only nomination. Nomination is a hard and bitter, ice and granite. And nomination does not forgive. That is for the softness of foolish mortal hearts. Nomination merely is.
Well, we are practically the same person...
Sexy_Singer
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Nominated for philosophizing
UnquietDreams
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Nominated for doubting my sincerity in nominating you for crimes against tacos and supporting JKR! I meant those so hard I barely interacted with you for like a week
Apisto42
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Of course not, we’re all too busy with the circle jerk!
vagrantx
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