🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[jason28053]

I, for one, have not wanted all week. Two and a half weejs, but who's counting Can you go blind from lack of walking?

Walking?

 

[Pad_Foot]

Nominate .. me
Someone knows why!
Sorry..
Someone else said.. “Stop saying, “Sorry”!”

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I, for one, have not wanted all week. Two and a half weejs, but who's counting Can you go blind from lack of walking?

Wanted all week? Two and a half weejs? Lack of walking?

Nominated for not proofreading before posting!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Walking?

I'm blaming the meds for this one

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wanted all week? Two and a half weejs? Lack of walking?

Nominated for not proofreading before posting!

Opioids are fun

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Walking?

Forgot wanted and weejs

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Opioids are fun

Looks like it, have you messed up weejs on end.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Looks like it, have you messed up weejs on end.

That's not the only thing that's messed up

 

[jason28053]

Opioids are fun

Ok Doobies

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

That's not the only thing that's messed up

Sounds like you could use a checkup, no Dr but I am good.

 

[Mrtenant]

Sounds like you could use a checkup ketchup, no Dr but I am good.

Nominated for misspelling ketchup

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You absolute twats…. Have you done any wanking this week … I’m absolutely disgusted with all of you

It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve been blamed for absolutely draining someone so much they couldn’t possibly wank any more…but it might be the first time I’m to blame for draining DOZENS of people at the same time

 

[Amanda330]

Opioids are fun

Nominated for not sharing. Boo.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok you wankers …. You’ve been very disappointing wankers this week … I’m tempted to just give it to myself out of absolute spite.












but I’m better than that … obviously… so I went back through the list of nominations … and through the ones added after the fact… and I decided on someone who has the audacity … to wank enough to be deserving of the award this week.












This poster has shown his wanking potential in more ways than one … and had also shared himself to be the star(fish) of his own Lit story.














Anyone care to guess who this poster who wanks above the rest of us might be?

















I mean, he’s really done the job of titans over the rest of you wankers this week so he deserves this most prestigious trophy.



















Ok enough fluff.













Congratulations to @deefalttwunnyfor … you are this weeks Wanker of the Week!!!

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Let’s all take a minute and send him a collective wank for his amazing win!!!

 

[Lmizzler]

Ok you wankers …. You’ve been very disappointing wankers this week … I’m tempted to just give it to myself out of absolute spite.












but I’m better than that … obviously… so I went back through the list of nominations … and through the ones added after the fact… and I decided on someone who has the audacity … to wank enough to be deserving of the award this week.












This poster has shown his wanking potential in more ways than one … and had also shared himself to be the star(fish) of his own Lit story.














Anyone care to guess who this poster who wanks above the rest of us might be?

















I mean, he’s really done the job of titans over the rest of you wankers this week so he deserves this most prestigious trophy.



















Ok enough fluff.













Congratulations to @deefalttwunnyfor … you are this weeks Wanker of the Week!!!

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Let’s all take a minute and send him a collective wank for his amazing win!!!

Well Wanked my Friend. Keep up the wankery!

 

[Bry1313]

Ok you wankers …. You’ve been very disappointing wankers this week … I’m tempted to just give it to myself out of absolute spite.












but I’m better than that … obviously… so I went back through the list of nominations … and through the ones added after the fact… and I decided on someone who has the audacity … to wank enough to be deserving of the award this week.












This poster has shown his wanking potential in more ways than one … and had also shared himself to be the star(fish) of his own Lit story.














Anyone care to guess who this poster who wanks above the rest of us might be?

















I mean, he’s really done the job of titans over the rest of you wankers this week so he deserves this most prestigious trophy.



















Ok enough fluff.













Congratulations to @deefalttwunnyfor … you are this weeks Wanker of the Week!!!

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Let’s all take a minute and send him a collective wank for his amazing win!!!

Welcome to the esteemed club of great wankers

 

[Azuldrgon]

It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve been blamed for absolutely draining someone so much they couldn’t possibly wank any more…but it might be the first time I’m to blame for draining DOZENS of people at the same time

You are worth it.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Speech! Speech!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ok you wankers …. You’ve been very disappointing wankers this week … I’m tempted to just give it to myself out of absolute spite.












but I’m better than that … obviously… so I went back through the list of nominations … and through the ones added after the fact… and I decided on someone who has the audacity … to wank enough to be deserving of the award this week.












This poster has shown his wanking potential in more ways than one … and had also shared himself to be the star(fish) of his own Lit story.














Anyone care to guess who this poster who wanks above the rest of us might be?

















I mean, he’s really done the job of titans over the rest of you wankers this week so he deserves this most prestigious trophy.



















Ok enough fluff.













Congratulations to @deefalttwunnyfor … you are this weeks Wanker of the Week!!!

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Let’s all take a minute and send him a collective wank for his amazing win!!!

https://media.tenor.com/bohk104Hds8AAAAM/applause-clapping.gif

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Speech! Speech!

I'm unable to do so at the moment, but about 5-6 hours from now I'll be drawing something up. With my penis undoubtedly

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm unable to do so at the moment, but about 5-6 hours from now I'll be drawing something up. With my penis undoubtedly

for a video speech

 

[Bry1313]

You are worth it.

Nominated for sucking up

 

[Azuldrgon]

Nominated for sucking up

Nominated for lack of originality.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Ok you wankers …. You’ve been very disappointing wankers this week … I’m tempted to just give it to myself out of absolute spite.












but I’m better than that … obviously… so I went back through the list of nominations … and through the ones added after the fact… and I decided on someone who has the audacity … to wank enough to be deserving of the award this week.












This poster has shown his wanking potential in more ways than one … and had also shared himself to be the star(fish) of his own Lit story.














Anyone care to guess who this poster who wanks above the rest of us might be?

















I mean, he’s really done the job of titans over the rest of you wankers this week so he deserves this most prestigious trophy.



















Ok enough fluff.













Congratulations to @deefalttwunnyfor … you are this weeks Wanker of the Week!!!

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Let’s all take a minute and send him a collective wank for his amazing win!!!

Acceptance audio

 

[morelikeasong]

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Excellent speech congrats on your well deserved win and thanks for the shout out