🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Azuldrgon]

GODDAMMIT.

Sir, do you realize none of my noms ever lead to a wanker winning?
I'm as harmless as Barney Fife was with his pistol on Andy Griffith.

 

[positiveflirt]

Nominated for not realizing the best science is Weird Science.

GODDAMMIT AGAIN.

 

[Amanda330]

I feel like you should be really familiar with multiples. If not, I'd love to introduce you

It's just a suggestion! Also, you should smile more


jk, please don't hit me

Nominated for male audacity.

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for picking on @Amanda330 and encouraging us to math on weekends.

Nominated for sucking up.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's just a suggestion! Also, you should smile more


jk, please don't hit me

You have brought this upon yourself. Have you any gods, I would make peace with them, as you may be seeing them soon.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nominated for male audacity.

I want to be super clear that I was kidding. Very much kidding @vagrantx

 

[vagrantx]

I feel like you should be really familiar with multiples. If not, I'd love to introduce you

It's just a suggestion! Also, you should smile more


jk, please don't hit me

Freakin' 10x nominated. 100x.
∞nominated!!

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[deefalttwunnyfor]

You have brought this upon yourself. Have you any gods, I would make peace with them, as you may be seeing them soon.

Era un chiste! I had the (semi) funny part in matching color text

 

[positiveflirt]

Freakin' 10x nominated. 100x.
∞nominated!!

See, this is how you math.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Nominated for sucking up.

And this is what being a gentleman brings me.....
Not like I ever win the award either.
Still, it was the right thing to do.

Nominated for not allowing me to defend her honor.

 

[Amanda330]

I want to be super clear that I was kidding. Very much kidding @vagrantx

I know. But still. Nominated for bringing it up again.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Freakin' 10x nominated. 100x.
∞nominated!!

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Finally! This WotW is mine
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[deefalttwunnyfor]

I know. But still. Nominated for bringing it up again.

Nominated for making me back-pedal faster than Lance Armstrong

 

[UnquietDreams]

Era un chiste! I had the (semi) funny part in matching color text

Oh, I saw it. Like an expensively blessed gambeson worn during a battle with Huns, I am not sure it will be enough to save you though...

 

[Azuldrgon]

Nominated for making me back-pedal faster than Lance Armstrong

With or without the second ball?

 

[Amanda330]

And this is what being a gentleman brings me.....
Not like I ever win the award either.
Still, it was the right thing to do.

Nominated for not allowing me to defend her honor.

I don't need anyone to defend me. I can defend myself.

Nominated for thinking every woman is a damsel in distress in need of saving.

 

[Amanda330]

With or without the second ball?

Nominated.

 

[UnquietDreams]

And this is what being a gentleman brings me.....
Not like I ever win the award either.
Still, it was the right thing to do.

Nominated for not allowing me to defend her honor.

Nominated for not figuring out by now that she doesn't need any of us to defend her...

 

[Azuldrgon]

I don't need anyone to defend me. I can defend myself.

Nominated for thinking every woman is a damsel in distress in need of saving.

I use a dragon as an avatar. It's kind of my thing.
Nominated for thinking I did it to defend you instead of doing it to support you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't need anyone to defend me. I can defend myself.

Nominated for thinking every woman is a damsel in distress in need of saving.

I agree, but he is a dragon. They have a tendency to get binary when it comes to damsels...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh, I saw it. Like an expensively blessed gambeson worn during a battle with Huns, I am not sure it will be enough to save you though...

Nominated for using gambeson. I feel strongly that 99.9% of this site had no idea wtf that was. But then after googling said 'ohhhhhhh those coats that everyone wears in movies set before 1700'

 

[Azuldrgon]

Nominated for not figuring out by now that she doesn't need any of us to defend her...

Nominated for thinking I don't learn from my transgressions.
(besides, she already nommed me three times already.)

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

With or without the second ball?

Without. Think about how much he decreased wind resistance and chafing

 

[Azuldrgon]

Without. Think about how much he decreased wind resistance and chafing

before or after the drugs?
Damn, I feel old remembering this stuff.

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for using gambeson. I feel strongly that 99.9% of this site had no idea wtf that was. But then after googling said 'ohhhhhhh those coats that everyone wears in movies set before 1700'

I second this nomination.