🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[UnquietDreams]

Maybe not a water cooler I'd want to stand around and have a nice little chit chat... Also, I wouldn't drink the water.

Don't ask me, they don't invite me to the glory hole.

 

[lavendersilk]

Don't ask me, they don't invite me to the glory hole.

The holes are too small?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Please, expand on your extensive glory hole experience, not that that has any bearing on our threesome but I love a good story.

This ain’t my first rodeo. No one ever, in history, has paid for mystery dick. That’s Econ. 101.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don't ask me, they don't invite me to the glory hole.

That’s not…ughh nvm.

 

[Amanda330]

Don't ask me, they don't invite me to the glory hole.

Oh, they have invite only glory holes? I wonder how that works? Is there like a committee making decisions on who gets invited? And does it apply only to the suckee or also the sucker?

 

[UnquietDreams]

That’s not…ughh nvm.

Oh, they have invite only glory holes? I wonder how that works? Is there like a committee making decisions on who gets invited? And does it apply only to the men or also the women?

Well, @SalaciousMonkey22? I am kind of interested in the answer.

 

[Bry1313]

Twitter

We follow different accounts

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We follow different accounts

There’s literally no other reason to be on Twitter

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Twitter

Is that the porn spoof of X?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

50% goes to the GOLD medalist, 40% to SILVER, 10% BRONZE.

After I just said this morning I would not pay for porn... Id definitely give you guys $50, $40, $10

 

[AmberLGreen]

I want to know even more, I love learning food abominations

Look, if it is tortillas, I’m gonna be pissed he’s calling it “burrito bread” like a wanker, but if it’s not tortillas, I’m gonna be extra pissed that he’s using actual bread like a fucking psychopath

Please if Buddha please do not let this be just flattened sliced bread....I couldn't take the grief

Hey. Found your dog. You want him?
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Pay Per View

True story.
I worked at a small Mexican food chain back in my hometown and I accidently made bean enchiladas by mistake.
I still remember how horrible they tasted.

Depending on what else may have been in them, it sounds like you just made miniature bean & cheese wet burritos?

It was just beans in a corn tortilla with red sauce on top. Total yuck for me.

Yeah... most of that 10% would go to the Viagra budget wouldn't it?

Or Tylenol...

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If that's what you really think then why all the PMs with requests?

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At glory holes, you know it’s the mystery dick that pays for entrance right?

I mean, so I hear.

Counter punch!

The judges say...

We have this really good thing going. I ask knowing you will deny me and that is my kink.

Where might one hear information like that?

Please, expand on your extensive glory hole experience, not that that has any bearing on our threesome but I love a good story.

Talk around the glory hole water cooler?

Maybe not a water cooler I'd want to stand around and have a nice little chit chat... Also, I wouldn't drink the water.

Twitter

Don't ask me, they don't invite me to the glory hole.

The holes are too small?

This ain’t my first rodeo. No one ever, in history, has paid for mystery dick. That’s Econ. 101.

That’s not…ughh nvm.

Oh, they have invite only glory holes? I wonder how that works? Is there like a committee making decisions on who gets invited? And does it apply only to the suckee or also the sucker?

Well, @SalaciousMonkey22? I am kind of interested in the answer.

We follow different accounts

There’s literally no other reason to be on Twitter

Is that the porn spoof of X?

After I just said this morning I would not pay for porn... Id definitely give you guys $50, $40, $10

Nominating all of you fuckers for too much chit chat and not enough wanking

Actually nominating you all twice for making me read through that shit

An additional nomination for @crazychemgirl for still not realising PoJ is a full-time job. You cannot just encorage wanking on judgement day! Wanking. All. Week

If @Kitty_so_frisky does not thank me for putting all those quotes in, then that will be another nomination

cunts ruined my Monday morning

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nominating all of you fuckers for too much chit chat and not enough wanking

Actually nominating you all twice for making me read through that shit

An additional nomination for @crazychemgirl for still not realising PoJ is a full-time job. You cannot just encorage wanking on judgement day! Wanking. All. Week

If @Kitty_so_frisky does not thank me for putting all those quotes in, then that will be another nomination

cunts ruined my Monday morning

Nominated for multi-quoting so many unrelated posts without replying to each one, or to small groupings with similar subject matter.

Also, nominated for using cunt as an insult. It should be reserved for literal vaginas and Ann Coulter…unless you’re Billy Butcher from The Boys. Are you Billy Butcher?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for multi-quoting so many unrelated posts without replying to each one, or to small groupings with similar subject matter.

Also, nominated for using cunt as an insult. It should be reserved for literal vaginas and Ann Coulter…unless you’re Billy Butcher from The Boys. Are you Billy Butcher?
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To you, somebody who obviously does not use the word “cunt” enough on a daily basis, it may seem like the word was being used as an insult. When it is used regularly in one’s vocabulary, it becomes a term of endearment. I couldn’t be arsed to type “you loveable rogues…”

If you can’t use it as an insult, does that mean you also use it as a term of endearment? And if so, is that how you use it for Ann Coulter? She must be one special lady to get singled out for all that loving!

I am afraid that I do have to nominate you for the Billy Butcher reference. He is a fucking lightweight. You could have at least given me Jason Statham

Also nominating you for expecting me (again) to do your work for you with regards to the grouping of quotes, etc. such a lazy fucker you are becoming

 

[mickyp123]

To you, somebody who obviously does not use the word “cunt” enough on a daily basis, it may seem like the word was being used as an insult. When it is used regularly in one’s vocabulary, it becomes a term of endearment. I couldn’t be arsed to type “you loveable rogues…”

If you can’t use it as an insult, does that mean you also use it as a term of endearment? And if so, is that how you use it for Ann Coulter? She must be one special lady to get singled out for all that loving!

I am afraid that I do have to nominate you for the Billy Butcher reference. He is a fucking lightweight. You could have at least given me Jason Statham

Also nominating you for expecting me (again) to do your work for you with regards to the grouping of quotes, etc. such a lazy fucker you are becoming

In all my years ive never thought of using the word as a term of endearment, must be my upbringing but really i think its quite cool, so in order to embrace that "Amber you are one quick witted Cunt x"

 

[AmberLGreen]

In all my years ive never thought of using the word as a term of endearment, must be my upbringing but really i think its quite cool, so in order to embrace that "Amber you are one quick witted Cunt x"

Awww ya daft cunt

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

To you, somebody who obviously does not use the word “cunt” enough on a daily basis, it may seem like the word was being used as an insult. When it is used regularly in one’s vocabulary, it becomes a term of endearment. I couldn’t be arsed to type “you loveable rogues…”

If you can’t use it as an insult, does that mean you also use it as a term of endearment? And if so, is that how you use it for Ann Coulter? She must be one special lady to get singled out for all that loving!

I am afraid that I do have to nominate you for the Billy Butcher reference. He is a fucking lightweight. You could have at least given me Jason Statham

Also nominating you for expecting me (again) to do your work for you with regards to the grouping of quotes, etc. such a lazy fucker you are becoming

Nominated for thinking Ann Coulter could endear herself to anyone, and for implying bland-ass Jason Statham is better than Billy Butcher. You may be better than BB, but he’s not!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for thinking Ann Coulter could endear herself to anyone, and for implying bland-ass Jason Statham is better than Billy Butcher. You may be better than BB, but he’s not!

Nominated for not appreciating that the rest of the world does not know (or gives a fuck) about Ann Coulter and for making me have to Google “it”

Nominated for thinking Jason Statham’s ass is bland. He has a mighty fine ass

Nominated for thinking Billy Butcher is “all that”. The only good thing Billy Butcher has going for him is that he slightly resembles @Mo_Bandy (albeit an unwashed, less sexy version of Mo)

 

[Azuldrgon]

Nominated for not appreciating that the rest of the world does not know (or gives a fuck) about Ann Coulter and for making me have to Google “it”

Nominated for thinking Jason Statham’s ass is bland. He has a mighty fine ass

Nominated for thinking Billy Butcher is “all that”. The only good thing Billy Butcher has going for him is that he slightly resembles @Mo_Bandy (albeit an unwashed, less sexy version of Mo)

Nominated for starting a Monday off with an argument with @Kitty_so_frisky instead of inspiring us with what is expected which is something for us to wank to.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating all of you fuckers for too much chit chat and not enough wanking

Actually nominating you all twice for making me read through that shit

An additional nomination for @crazychemgirl for still not realising PoJ is a full-time job. You cannot just encorage wanking on judgement day! Wanking. All. Week

If @Kitty_so_frisky does not thank me for putting all those quotes in, then that will be another nomination

cunts ruined my Monday morning

Nominated for quoting so many messages just to make a point.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s Monday … I know it’s hard to imagine wanking … but since Monday’s the wankiest day of the week … let’s all put our best wank forward and jizz all over this bitch.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nominated for not appreciating that the rest of the world does not know (or gives a fuck) about Ann Coulter and for making me have to Google “it”

Nominated for thinking Jason Statham’s ass is bland. He has a mighty fine ass

Nominated for thinking Billy Butcher is “all that”. The only good thing Billy Butcher has going for him is that he slightly resembles @Mo_Bandy (albeit an unwashed, less sexy version of Mo)

Nominated for underselling how much sexier @Mo_Bandy is

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for starting a Monday off with an argument with @Kitty_so_frisky instead of inspiring us with what is expected which is something for us to wank to.

I am not responsible for providing you with wank material. I get off on arguing so my material is covered for a few hours

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for quoting so many messages just to make a point.

You are secretly pissed that I made you read all that shit again

 

[AmberLGreen]

It’s Monday … I know it’s hard to imagine wanking … but since Monday’s the wankiest day of the week … let’s all put our best wank forward and jizz all over this bitch.

Does she mean Monday or me?

 

[Bry1313]

Nominating all of you fuckers for too much chit chat and not enough wanking

Actually nominating you all twice for making me read through that shit

An additional nomination for @crazychemgirl for still not realising PoJ is a full-time job. You cannot just encorage wanking on judgement day! Wanking. All. Week

If @Kitty_so_frisky does not thank me for putting all those quotes in, then that will be another nomination

cunts ruined my Monday morning

Nominated for acting like reading our tripe is your job.