🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[lavendersilk]

Honestly, you could drop the third billing, split the take between the top two of you, and still sell better.

You're so smart. Can you be my agent?

 

[UnquietDreams]

No jerking for me; got a sissydate Tuesday and need a load for her to drink.

Nominated for still not reading the room. But you are consistent.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You're so smart. Can you be my agent?

Sure, we can discuss it on this big couch over here...

 

[Azuldrgon]

Depending on what else may have been in them, it sounds like you just made miniature bean & cheese wet burritos?

It was just beans in a corn tortilla with red sauce on top. Total yuck for me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sure, we can discuss it on this big couch over here...

Nominated for trying to lure @lavendersilk to a porn couch.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for trying to lure @lavendersilk to a porn couch.

Nominated for thinking I have to lure her. She can make her own decisions...

 

[Mr_bogey]

Honestly, you could drop the third billing, split the take between the top two of you, and still sell better.

I've never nominated anyone for anything in here but if I was to start, this would be the place.

I now understand what the British mean when they say: "what a wanker!"

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for still not reading the room. But you are consistent.

Omg stop nominating him. Lol. This is a *prestigious* award!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I've never nominated anyone for anything in here but if I was to start, this would be the place.

I now understand what the British mean when they say: "what a wanker!"

Sorry, but I know our audience. Women don't buy near as much visual porn as guys do. Now write a novel, Fifty Shades of Wank with the three of you, and you hit the female 18-48 demographics hard.

 

[Amanda330]

I've never nominated anyone for anything in here but if I was to start, this would be the place.

I now understand what the British mean when they say: "what a wanker!"

I'm pretty sure you understood that before now, old man.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Me and @morelikeasong will be doing most of the "work" without you.

 

[drobert44]

Nominated for still not reading the room. But you are consistent.

Damn, screwed up again!

 

[Mr_bogey]

I think you underestimate the value that @lavendersilk and I bring to the table. We will not be undercompensated. I’ll have my lawyer look it over.

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[lavendersilk]

Yeah... most of that 10% would go to the Viagra budget wouldn't it?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yeah... most of that 10% would go to the Viagra budget wouldn't it?

Or Tylenol...

 

[Amanda330]

Yeah... most of that 10% would go to the Viagra budget wouldn't it?

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[Mr_bogey]

Yeah... most of that 10% would go to the Viagra budget wouldn't it?

If that's what you really think then why all the PMs with requests?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Y

Sure, right after I take my origination and legal fees.
Let's face facts, I've spent a decade marketing so this would sell. You ladies have done a stellar job marketing and definitely deserve your fair share as the audience clearly clamors for more but you know the real reason people are gonna buy.....everyone loves a mystery.

At glory holes, you know it’s the mystery dick that pays for entrance right?

I mean, so I hear.

 

[UnquietDreams]

If that's what you really think then why all the PMs with requests?

Counter punch!

The judges say...

 

[lavendersilk]

If that's what you really think then why all the PMs with requests?

We have this really good thing going. I ask knowing you will deny me and that is my kink.

 

[Amanda330]

At glory holes, you know it’s the mystery dick that pays for entrance right?

I mean, so I hear.

Where might one hear information like that?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Y

At glory holes, you know it’s the mystery dick that pays for entrance right?

I mean, so I hear.

Please, expand on your extensive glory hole experience, not that that has any bearing on our threesome but I love a good story.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Where might one hear information like that?

Talk around the glory hole water cooler?

 

[Amanda330]

Talk around the glory hole water cooler?

Maybe not a water cooler I'd want to stand around and have a nice little chit chat... Also, I wouldn't drink the water.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Where might one hear information like that?

Twitter