lavendersilk
Skeptical Romantic
- Joined
- Nov 20, 2006
- Posts
- 9,376
You're so smart. Can you be my agent?Honestly, you could drop the third billing, split the take between the top two of you, and still sell better.
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You're so smart. Can you be my agent?Honestly, you could drop the third billing, split the take between the top two of you, and still sell better.
Nominated for still not reading the room. But you are consistent.No jerking for me; got a sissydate Tuesday and need a load for her to drink.
Sure, we can discuss it on this big couch over here...You're so smart. Can you be my agent?
It was just beans in a corn tortilla with red sauce on top. Total yuck for me.Depending on what else may have been in them, it sounds like you just made miniature bean & cheese wet burritos?
Nominated for trying to lure @lavendersilk to a porn couch.Sure, we can discuss it on this big couch over here...
Nominated for thinking I have to lure her. She can make her own decisions...Nominated for trying to lure @lavendersilk to a porn couch.
I've never nominated anyone for anything in here but if I was to start, this would be the place.Honestly, you could drop the third billing, split the take between the top two of you, and still sell better.
Omg stop nominating him. Lol. This is a *prestigious* award!Nominated for still not reading the room. But you are consistent.
Sorry, but I know our audience. Women don't buy near as much visual porn as guys do. Now write a novel, Fifty Shades of Wank with the three of you, and you hit the female 18-48 demographics hard.I've never nominated anyone for anything in here but if I was to start, this would be the place.
I now understand what the British mean when they say: "what a wanker!"
I'm pretty sure you understood that before now, old man.I've never nominated anyone for anything in here but if I was to start, this would be the place.
I now understand what the British mean when they say: "what a wanker!"
Me and @morelikeasong will be doing most of the "work" without you.![]()
Damn, screwed up again!Nominated for still not reading the room. But you are consistent.
I think you underestimate the value that @lavendersilk and I bring to the table. We will not be undercompensated. I’ll have my lawyer look it over.
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Yeah... most of that 10% would go to the Viagra budget wouldn't it?
Or Tylenol...Yeah... most of that 10% would go to the Viagra budget wouldn't it?![]()
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If that's what you really think then why all the PMs with requests?Yeah... most of that 10% would go to the Viagra budget wouldn't it?![]()
At glory holes, you know it’s the mystery dick that pays for entrance right?Sure, right after I take my origination and legal fees.
Let's face facts, I've spent a decade marketing so this would sell. You ladies have done a stellar job marketing and definitely deserve your fair share as the audience clearly clamors for more but you know the real reason people are gonna buy.....everyone loves a mystery.![]()
Counter punch!If that's what you really think then why all the PMs with requests?![]()
We have this really good thing going. I ask knowing you will deny me and that is my kink.If that's what you really think then why all the PMs with requests?![]()
Where might one hear information like that?At glory holes, you know it’s the mystery dick that pays for entrance right?
I mean, so I hear.
Please, expand on your extensive glory hole experience, not that that has any bearing on our threesome but I love a good story.Y
At glory holes, you know it’s the mystery dick that pays for entrance right?
I mean, so I hear.
Talk around the glory hole water cooler?Where might one hear information like that?
Maybe not a water cooler I'd want to stand around and have a nice little chit chat... Also, I wouldn't drink the water.Talk around the glory hole water cooler?
Where might one hear information like that?