🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Qky75]

No, but if it’s not tortillas, I don’t think I want to know

Please if Buddha please do not let this be just flattened sliced bread....I couldn't take the grief

 

[Bry1313]

Please if Buddha please do not let this be just flattened sliced bread....I couldn't take the grief

This could be the worst Mexican Food moment since the Great British Bake Off did Mexican Week

 

[Mr_bogey]

Well done winners …. Except @Mr_bogey who hasn’t taken his turn on the podium for an acceptance speech.

3rd place has an acceptance speech? Have you watched the Olympics. The Bronze Medalist, while thrilled to be on the podium never gets interviewed.

That said, I do appreciate @crazychemgirl fulfilling a fantasy for me --- I mean a threesome with @lavendersilk and @morelikeasong is a dream come true. We will let you know when we work out the logistics.

As for the speech, I think Larry David said it best:

 

[morelikeasong]

I mean a threesome with @lavendersilk and @morelikeasong is a dream come true. We will let you know when we work out the logistics.

We’ll let them know? Are we live streaming it?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

This could be the worst Mexican Food moment since the Great British Bake Off did Mexican Week

I’m STILL mad about that! Especially the lady who used a fucking potato peeler on an avocado, and whoever on the production team thought beans belonged in tacos

 

[Bry1313]

We’ll let them know? Are we live streaming it?

Yes, yes you are (and not for the reason most of you are thinking)

 

[Bry1313]

I’m STILL mad about that! Especially the lady who used a fucking potato peeler on an avocado, and whoever on the production team thought beans belonged in tacos

The beans in the taco was even worse than peeling the avocado.

 

[lavendersilk]

Yes, yes you are (and not for the reason most of you are thinking)

Hey. Found your dog. You want him?
https://c.tenor.com/wy2zHeWyf2gAAAAd/tenor.gif

 

[Bry1313]

Hey. Found your dog. You want him?
https://c.tenor.com/wy2zHeWyf2gAAAAd/tenor.gif

Nominated for thinking I’m not here for the right reasons

 

[Mrtenant]

https://gifdb.com/images/high/john-wayne-cowboy-spank-zy1xadc64adtgeck.webp

 

[InThe312]

Two lit wankers having some cheese in Wisconsin.

Nominated for cheesy wanking

 

[Bry1313]

Nominating me for putting these in the wrong thread

Post in thread 'Show us your face.. Vol. 6'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/show-us-your-face-vol-6.1558088/post-99338675

Post in thread 'Show us your face.. Vol. 6'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/show-us-your-face-vol-6.1558088/post-99338687


And finally

Post in thread 'Show us your face.. Vol. 6'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/show-us-your-face-vol-6.1558088/post-99338692

Needless to say, two nominations for @StillRain and two for @InThe312

 

[Mr_bogey]

We’ll let them know? Are we live streaming it?

Pay Per View

 

[InThe312]

Nominating me for putting these in the wrong thread

Post in thread 'Show us your face.. Vol. 6'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/show-us-your-face-vol-6.1558088/post-99338675

Post in thread 'Show us your face.. Vol. 6'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/show-us-your-face-vol-6.1558088/post-99338687


And finally

Post in thread 'Show us your face.. Vol. 6'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/show-us-your-face-vol-6.1558088/post-99338692

Needless to say, two nominations for @StillRain and two for @InThe312

Nominated for the being the worst PoJ in history and it also appears, the worst nominator as well.

 

[lavendersilk]

Pay Per View

50% goes to the GOLD medalist, 40% to SILVER, 10% BRONZE.

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for the being the worst PoJ in history and it also appears, the worst nominator as well.

I take back the part where I called you cute, especially since you definitely were a worse POJ than me, the thread was on a slow death march that month.


Also, nominated for an unbelievably unoriginal joke (sigh)

 

[Azuldrgon]

I’m STILL mad about that! Especially the lady who used a fucking potato peeler on an avocado, and whoever on the production team thought beans belonged in tacos

True story.
I worked at a small Mexican food chain back in my hometown and I accidently made bean enchiladas by mistake.
I still remember how horrible they tasted.

 

[Mr_bogey]

50% goes to the GOLD medalist, 40% to SILVER, 10% BRONZE.

Sure, right after I take my origination and legal fees.
Let's face facts, I've spent a decade marketing so this would sell. You ladies have done a stellar job marketing and definitely deserve your fair share as the audience clearly clamors for more but you know the real reason people are gonna buy.....everyone loves a mystery.

 

[Bry1313]

Sure, right after I take my origination and legal fees.
Let's face facts, I've spent a decade marketing so this would sell. You ladies have done a stellar job marketing and definitely deserve your fair share as the audience clearly clamors for more but you know the real reason people are gonna buy.....everyone loves a mystery.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/pvZ86S8GIgUAAAAC/take-my-money.gif

 

[lavendersilk]

Sure, right after I take my origination and legal fees.
Let's face facts, I've spent a decade marketing so this would sell. You ladies have done a stellar job marketing and definitely deserve your fair share as the audience clearly clamors for more but you know the real reason people are gonna buy.....everyone loves a mystery.

Me and @morelikeasong will be doing most of the "work" without you.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

True story.
I worked at a small Mexican food chain back in my hometown and I accidently made bean enchiladas by mistake.
I still remember how horrible they tasted.

Depending on what else may have been in them, it sounds like you just made miniature bean & cheese wet burritos?

 

[morelikeasong]

Sure, right after I take my origination and legal fees.
Let's face facts, I've spent a decade marketing so this would sell. You ladies have done a stellar job marketing and definitely deserve your fair share as the audience clearly clamors for more but you know the real reason people are gonna buy.....everyone loves a mystery.

I think you underestimate the value that @lavendersilk and I bring to the table. We will not be undercompensated. I’ll have my lawyer look it over.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3oyZgLZUjqRo3bgC8E/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7kw65gpjayy70zxytxg0ppv125wh8b9e5u4hvxu4k&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think you underestimate the value that @lavendersilk and I bring to the table. We will not be undercompensated. I’ll have my lawyer look it over.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3oyZgLZUjqRo3bgC8E/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7kw65gpjayy70zxytxg0ppv125wh8b9e5u4hvxu4k&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

And the judge has to be present to ensure everything is on the up and up


Right?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think you underestimate the value that @lavendersilk and I bring to the table. We will not be undercompensated. I’ll have my lawyer look it over.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3oyZgLZUjqRo3bgC8E/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7kw65gpjayy70zxytxg0ppv125wh8b9e5u4hvxu4k&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Honestly, you could drop the third billing, split the take between the top two of you, and still sell better.

 

[drobert44]

And the judge has to be present to ensure everything is on the up and up


Right?

No jerking for me; got a sissydate Tuesday and need a load for her to drink.