🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[LupineOne]

Lol, noods bartering is the currency of Lit. If this place made coins, they would mint marbles with nipples instead of coins, and print dollars with buttholes and the words "In @Indie We Trust"

“Amen”

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Congrats @Indie. I know I'm your mostest. Don't forget to bring that dick to share with me.

File under 'things which I would pay good money to see'

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm humbled.

https://imgur.com/a/DyHxGBs

I don’t know if my she hulk kink or TMNT kink is winning here.

Congrats!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I don’t know if my she hulk kink or TMNT kink is winning here.

Congrats!

Both?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I don’t know if my she hulk kink or TMNT kink is winning here.

Congrats!

Monkey man!

(Nominated for being gone for 4 days and making me miss you )

 

[Wriggle]

Lol, noods bartering is the currency of Lit. If this place made coins, they would mint marbles with nipples instead of coins, and print dollars with buttholes and the words "In @Indie We Trust"

I share my Noods so often they're worthless in getting anything in exchange.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I share my Noods so often they're worthless in getting anything in exchange.

Hold them back for a few weeks, if Antiques Roadshow is any indication, scarcity will cause collectors to bid higher!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Again,
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Stop stealing my shtick!

 

[Amanda330]

Stop stealing my shtick!

Maybe it'll work better for her than it does for you tho?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Stop stealing my shtick!

Maybe it'll work better for her than it does for you tho?

I think the key difference is that @Kitty_so_frisky might actually send something in return, thoughts?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Stop stealing my shtick!

I’ll have you know I tweeted that gif in reply to Noodles, guitarist for The Offspring, years before I met you!
(And yes, he liked it, but no, he didn’t send nudes. We were talking about noodles in a Thai peanut sauce with Pnut, the bassist from 311.)

 

[Mr_bogey]

I think the key difference is that @Kitty_so_frisky might actually send something in return, thoughts?

#InternationalManofMysterystaysInternationalManofMystery

Is that too long to #?

 

[LupineOne]

aw a whole certificate and everything. You're such a better judge than @Bry1313.

Congrats @Indie. I know I'm your mostest. Don't forget to bring that dick to share with me.

Your levels of greedy are right up there with @Indie too…impressive

 

[Amanda330]

#InternationalManofMysterystaysInternationalManofMystery

Is that too long to #?

Yes.

Nominated for improper hashtag usage.

 

[MindYaBitness]

#InternationalManofMysterystaysInternationalManofMystery

Is that too long to #?

Nominated because I feel like it

 

[Apisto42]

aw a whole certificate and everything. You're such a better judge than @Bry1313.

Congrats @Indie. I know I'm your mostest. Don't forget to bring that dick to share with me.

I’ll make a copy of mine so you each have your own…

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I’ll make a copy of mine so you each have your own…

Yes please.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Mine are not in demand.

 

[Apisto42]

I accept this nomination, and nominate myself for spilling coffee down my shirt this morning and talking trash about @OrdinaryPerson before she was even awake.

It’s never too early to give @OrdinaryPerson shit.

 

[AmberLGreen]

No wankery in over 24 hours? Have your fucking hands fallen off?

@crazychemgirl you need to get these cunts wanking or you may end up being below @Bry1313 on the PoJ performance list

 

[UnquietDreams]

No wankery in over 24 hours? Have your fucking hands fallen off?

@crazychemgirl you need to get these cunts wanking or you may end up being below @Bry1313 on the PoJ performance list

Still in an @Indie hangover...

 

[crazychemgirl]

No wankery in over 24 hours? Have your fucking hands fallen off?

@crazychemgirl you need to get these cunts wanking or you may end up being below @Bry1313 on the PoJ performance list

You’re right … this is an absolute disgrace.

I blame @OrdinaryPerson … she sucked up all the wank energy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or it could have been @Mrtenant … I nominate him for leaving us to fend for ourselves.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Could definitely be @Qky75 … I nominate him for extra-wankerific behaviour

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nominating @crazychemgirl for posting here before S&S