🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[hotoldrguy]

Ok … week 1 of being Wanker Judge and you all really have made me work so hard at this gig …. But it’s totally worth it cuz I love you all … and your wanking.




That being said … this week gave us some really amazing nominations… from poster toaster … to helicocker girl chats… to POS POJ’s …. You all put your best wank forward.
Let’s just hope that for the rest of the month you keep up that good effort. I’d hate to have @StillRain come back to this and see you all have gone flaccid after only one week.


















So maybe it’s time to do some announcing… a winner of this weeks wanking.




















*is this enough anticipation yet?























This weeks wanker truly went out of her way to ensure she showed everyone on Lit how much of a wanker she can be. She wanked so hard … in PM, all over Lit… even OFF lit she was just wanking over and over again. If she wanked any harder she might just give herself carpel tunnel. So to prevent future debilitating injury I decided to give her this award so maybe she can get a wank rest.






Let’s all fap together for this weeks winner of Wanker of the Week…




















*drumroll please




















CONGRATULATIONS TO @Indie


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Welcome the the hallowed halls of Wankerdom!!!!

Ok … week 1 of being Wanker Judge and you all really have made me work so hard at this gig …. But it’s totally worth it cuz I love you all … and your wanking.




That being said … this week gave us some really amazing nominations… from poster toaster … to helicocker girl chats… to POS POJ’s …. You all put your best wank forward.
Let’s just hope that for the rest of the month you keep up that good effort. I’d hate to have @StillRain come back to this and see you all have gone flaccid after only one week.


















So maybe it’s time to do some announcing… a winner of this weeks wanking.




















*is this enough anticipation yet?























This weeks wanker truly went out of her way to ensure she showed everyone on Lit how much of a wanker she can be. She wanked so hard … in PM, all over Lit… even OFF lit she was just wanking over and over again. If she wanked any harder she might just give herself carpel tunnel. So to prevent future debilitating injury I decided to give her this award so maybe she can get a wank rest.






Let’s all fap together for this weeks winner of Wanker of the Week…




















*drumroll please




















CONGRATULATIONS TO @Indie


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Welcome the the hallowed halls of Wankerdom!!!!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d1/2d/47/d12d47413236a03a10333e32181828ea.gif

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm eedging on the edge of my seat with...
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...waiting for @Indie 's acceptance speech.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ok … week 1 of being Wanker Judge and you all really have made me work so hard at this gig …. But it’s totally worth it cuz I love you all … and your wanking.




That being said … this week gave us some really amazing nominations… from poster toaster … to helicocker girl chats… to POS POJ’s …. You all put your best wank forward.
Let’s just hope that for the rest of the month you keep up that good effort. I’d hate to have @StillRain come back to this and see you all have gone flaccid after only one week.


















So maybe it’s time to do some announcing… a winner of this weeks wanking.




















*is this enough anticipation yet?























This weeks wanker truly went out of her way to ensure she showed everyone on Lit how much of a wanker she can be. She wanked so hard … in PM, all over Lit… even OFF lit she was just wanking over and over again. If she wanked any harder she might just give herself carpel tunnel. So to prevent future debilitating injury I decided to give her this award so maybe she can get a wank rest.






Let’s all fap together for this weeks winner of Wanker of the Week…




















*drumroll please




















CONGRATULATIONS TO @Indie


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Welcome the the hallowed halls of Wankerdom!!!!

I'm humbled.

https://imgur.com/a/DyHxGBs

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm humbled.

I love you.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm humbled.

https://imgur.com/a/DyHxGBs

I fucking love you

 

[crazychemgirl]

With the acceptance speech …. And so begins a new week….. wank on!!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'm humbled.

https://imgur.com/a/DyHxGBs

Fuck…audio alone would have been sufficiently hot, but you had to throw in cleavage AND a Ninja Turtle filter?! Just take all the awards

 

[Amanda330]

I'm humbled.

https://imgur.com/a/DyHxGBs

Every single nom was completely unexpected and not at all the result of bribery. You truly set a wonderful wankdom example.

Next week I guess I'll need to make sure my butthole is ready for photos... Get ready people.

 

[Azuldrgon]

On one hand, I'd like to say it was well-deserved.
Congrats to @Indie

On the other hand, since I am accused of being a suck-up, I will hold back from saying how wonderful she is and how she's been a good friend over the years.

Let the wanking commence.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Every single nom was completely unexpected and not at all the result of bribery. You truly set a wonderful wankdom example.

Next week I guess I'll need to make sure my butthole is ready for photos... Get ready people.

Nominated for assuming it was just bribery that won the award.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm humbled.

https://imgur.com/a/DyHxGBs

I adore you more every day

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I love you.

Nominated for not falling over

 

[Azuldrgon]

Nominated for assuming it was just bribery that won the award.

Nominated for implying that bribery does work.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

With the acceptance speech …. And so begins a new week….. wank on!!

This seems like a good time to let you all know that I do take bribes

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

This seems like a good time to let you all know that I do take bribes

Again,

 

[Azuldrgon]

This seems like a good time to let you all know that I do take bribes

*ears perk up*

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for assuming it was just bribery that won the award.

I mean, I *know* it wasn't *just* the bribes... But I also know bribes are effective hahaha

 

[Azuldrgon]

Every single nom was completely unexpected and not at all the result of bribery. You truly set a wonderful wankdom example.

Next week I guess I'll need to make sure my butthole is ready for photos... Get ready people.

Nominated for tempting us with a future picture to wank over.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean, I *know* it wasn't *just* the bribes... But I also know bribes are effective hahaha

However, bribes do get Ninja Turtle masked acceptance speeches!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Next week I guess I'll need to make sure my butthole is ready for photos... Get ready people.

Nominated for being too damn pretty. It's not fair.

Nominated for winning the friendliest vag award over me.

Nominated for not inviting me into her throuple.

Nominated for not showing me her butthole. Yet.

Nominated for pretending to be a virgin nude sharer.

 

[LupineOne]

I'm humbled.

https://imgur.com/a/DyHxGBs

I fucking love you

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for being too damn pretty. It's not fair.

Nominated for winning the friendliest vag award over me.

Nominated for not inviting me into her throuple.

Nominated for not showing me her butthole. Yet.

Nominated for pretending to be a virgin nude sharer.

I don't know what you're talking about... I'm a total nudes barterer virgin... The bartering part is the key. I usually send them for free but now after knowing you I've realized the error of my ways.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I don't know what you're talking about... I'm a total nudes barterer virgin... The bartering part is the key. I usually send them for free but now after knowing you I've realized the error of my ways.

Now if I can just get people to pay for them. @OrdinaryPerson is my manager and is supposed to be working on this.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don't know what you're talking about... I'm a total nudes barterer virgin... The bartering part is the key. I usually send them for free but now after knowing you I've realized the error of my ways.

Lol, noods bartering is the currency of Lit. If this place made coins, they would mint marbles with nipples instead of coins, and print dollars with buttholes and the words "In @Indie We Trust"

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Lol, noods bartering is the currency of Lit. If this place made coins, they would mint marbles with nipples instead of coins, and print dollars with buttholes and the words "In @Indie We Trust"

Please make this happen.