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MindYaBitness said:
Hey, I nominated @Lmizzler for just such a reason. Today, yet again, I am without proper wanking material as he has starved myself, and the ā€Šthirsty ā€Šhorny lovely ladies of Lit the wank material we so righteously deserve. I'm nominating him twice, for me, and for all the rest of you hungry AF needy ladies. (I can do that, right?)
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Nominated for being coy
 
Ok you wankers ā€¦. Youā€™ve put up a decent effort ā€¦ but this is the home stretch so youā€™re really gonna have to ramp it up if you want to win this coveted prize.

I will likely do up the current nomination list today ā€¦
if I feel like it.


and will POSSIBLY announce a winner tomorrow ā€¦ but maybe not til Tuesday.

what Iā€™m saying is youā€™ll get it when you get it.
 
crazychemgirl said:
Ok you wankers ā€¦. Youā€™ve put up a decent effort ā€¦ but this is the home stretch so youā€™re really gonna have to ramp it up if you want to win this coveted prize.

I will likely do up the current nomination list today ā€¦
if I feel like it.


and will POSSIBLY announce a winner tomorrow ā€¦ but maybe not til Tuesday.

what Iā€™m saying is youā€™ll get it when you get it.
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Give it to me, daddy!
 
Nomination for
crazychemgirl said:
Ok you wankers ā€¦. Youā€™ve put up a decent effort ā€¦ but this is the home stretch so youā€™re really gonna have to ramp it up if you want to win this coveted prize.

I will likely do up the current nomination list today ā€¦
if I feel like it.


and will POSSIBLY announce a winner tomorrow ā€¦ but maybe not til Tuesday.

what Iā€™m saying is youā€™ll get it when you get it.
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Lazy wanker.
 
crazychemgirl said:
Ok you wankers ā€¦. Youā€™ve put up a decent effort ā€¦ but this is the home stretch so youā€™re really gonna have to ramp it up if you want to win this coveted prize.

I will likely do up the current nomination list today ā€¦
if I feel like it.


and will POSSIBLY announce a winner tomorrow ā€¦ but maybe not til Tuesday.

what Iā€™m saying is youā€™ll get it when you get it.
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Nominated for trying to outunderwhelm @Bry1313
 
@Madmaxfvh - being oblivious, assuming, a self nomination (this should count for quadruple cuz what a wank move), thinking heā€™s wank worthy and a final nomination for self nominating (right? Like I said, such a wank move)

@UnquietDreams - being wordy, trying to define a wanker, BEING a wanker, doubting @Kitty_so_frisky and @Amanda330, understanding rules, encouraging work wanking, poll vs pole, and a final nomination for not taking ownership of his editing fails.

@Grant55 - his only wanking crimes are for his utter lack of a speech upon winning the award last week .. what a wank.

@barefootgirl - finding humour where there isnā€™t any

@Bry1313 - denial of being the worst POJ, denial of power, denial of his failure (more than once), being jealous, thinking life is a porno, denial of a home office, not realizing indie wants to steal lunch not disrupt it, wanking in the family room, dissing warm Spanish beaches, and a final nomination for OBVIOUSLY fucking wasnā€™t an optionā€¦ god @Bry1313 .. way to be the worst wanker

@crazychemgirl - wanker confusion, wanker definition, abuse of power, blanket nominations, lazy wanking (more than once), tacos vs pizza (this came up a few times), pot stirring, pant stirring, failure to engage in eagle behaviour, wearing underpants, letting wanking get out of hand, gas not banter, reminding nominations, not offering a wank target, threatening a good time, piling on, not counting all the nominations, unknowingly nominating @OrdinaryPerson for things she already knows, fake shock, blaming @OrdinaryPerson, being a pied piper, unfulfilling dictator and a final nomination for outunderwhelming @Bry1313

@MindYaBitness - below wank quota, name change does not mean a wank nomination, ungrateful, flirty banter, name changing, combining pickles and oysters, typo denial, denying minion status, Mindy Amelia Bitness, using the strike-through, being coy and a final nomination for not knowing about multiple whores.

@AmberLGreen -wanting video wanting evidence

@Lmizzler - insufficient wank evidence, denial of wank abilities of Lit, post wowing, irresponsible use of the wow react, flirty banter, late to the underpants game, denial of @crazychemgirl shenanigans, being bribable, spreading libel, ranching the oyster, denial of pickles v oysters, making assumptions, wrong word and a final nomination for a lack of providing wanking material

@Otis_Ravelli - not being committed to stirring in pants (more than once!!), assuming he can read thoughts, permanent nomination (I think it has to do with boobs), making girls ask for it, denial of self-inflicted nomination, making others want ravioli, white knighting, and a final nomination for being confusing.

@Amanda330 - assumption of pants behaviour, calling the judge a POS (over and OVER again), bragging about plans but not inviting everyone, stealing @OrdinaryPerson ā€˜s dinner, being unaware of how @Indie loves people fighting over her, for being right about fighting and a final nomination for being hot AF and a good flirt .. which, I second.

@InThe312 - lies, repetitive nominations, piling on, denial of knowledge, being a narc and a final nomination for worrying about the POJ

@AlottaFocina - giving the wanker award to @Grant55 (unforgivable imo since he couldnā€™t even be arsed to make a speech)

@Azuldrgon - sucking up, being unpractical, taco crimes, idea theft, fishing for nominations and a final nomination for sucking up AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN

@LustfulIntentions2 - calling things old

@StillRain - making @crazychemgirl the POJ, non-USA wanking, ongoing slander, being unaware of @crazychemgirl ā€˜s abilities, POJ exploitation (aka being a POJ slumlord), tossing strays and a final nomination for saying ravioli addiction is a bad thing

@Indie - judging @OrdinaryPerson ā€˜s role play, being rude to the POJ, unaware of all-seeing eyes, she knows why (more than once), helicocker talk with no happy ending, laughing at @OrdinaryPerson , not including @lavendersilk and making it a best throuple, bribery, public wanking, being too smart, lunch disruption, private chat sharing, not wanting to make a mess with @OrdinaryPerson , pretending to like oysters, just because, forgetting plans, inciting jealousy, spelling, making others wanna wank (also more than once), being all that, bribery (AGAIN!), being thirsty, being gorgeous, sex voice, being nice, reneging on a deal, bribed nomination, having a hot AV, calling posters toasters, sex voice, romper abilities, sexy butt, butthole truth telling, not showing her mess, being butthole happy, whoring, brat denial and a final nomination for talking trash about @OrdinaryPerson

@OrdinaryPerson - forgetting that @crazychemgirl is crafty, mute during lunch, wanting pickles instead of oysters, WFH setup bragging, typo disease, being a hypocrite, not trying to bribe @Amanda330 , not asking for a voca and then nominating for not getting a voca, not being able to share, speaking common knowledge, for being right about fighting, instigating, stating the obvious, being a playa, forcing Indie to google, thinking @crazychemgirl needs help with excel, for scaring posters, butthole solicitation and a final nomination for a lack of sucking up.

@lavendersilk - lunch disruptions, white knighting, bribed, being bribable, allowing bribes from people besides @OrdinaryPerson , and a final nomination for disagreeing with the POJ

@Wriggle - private chat sharing, making wander read, white knight confusion, bribable, work neglect, wrong word choice, no proof of wanking, and a final nomination for AGAIN sharing private chat info

@Qky75 - sad song quotes, lollipop complaints, missing out on work wanking and a final nomination ā€¦ that he gave himself.

@vagrantx - working in an office instead of wanking at home, distracting @UnquietDreams , thinking life isnā€™t a porno, dashing hopes and dreams, working from home is not the same as an office, and a final nomination for having a fancy office vs working from home

@__Nathan1968 - not making use of funemployment for wanking and talking about walking instead of just fucking

@morelikeasong - not giving all the information

@LupineOne - assumption of abuse, not sharing his foodgasm and a final nomination for sucking up

@Kitty_so_frisky - calling the POJ poor

@Wand3rlust - working all day, for being the best POJ and a final nomination for living her best life

@Xerxes - not offering @OrdinaryPerson his life savings
 
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