🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[crazychemgirl]

This is how I usually envision you:

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Nominated for not being able to post a link properly

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for thinking she could be improved by having the body of Kate Upton

Nominated for almost making me cry

 

[Apisto42]

Nominated for not being able to post a link properly

Fair enough.

 

[AlottaFocina]

If that's a nominatable offence you might as well give me a standing nomination every week.

I have a feeling this could be arranged.

 

[UnquietDreams]

If that's a nominatable offence you might as well give me a standing nomination every week.

"Nominate Otis_Ravelli for confusion, and nominate the whole world."

 

[StillRain]

I have a feeling this could be arranged.

Done.

Standing nomination for @Otis_Ravelli

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Done.

Standing nomination for @Otis_Ravelli

Splendid, that will save people a lot of time.

 

[AlottaFocina]

As this week's nominations are now officially sponsored by @UnquietDreams, please find yourself on the list of completely made up crimes against Literocracy. If you can't figure it out, trust me, you were nominated for it somewhere, even if you were drunk at the time.

@Amanda330 for hackery
@Bry1313 for alticism, overplaycicism, disrespectory, nonsensiquetory, fauxiggy fail
@AlottaFocina for fauxgery, thinktaster, no wank shameration, confusery
@StillRain for distractititty, audacititty, mia focinaery, confusering arousence
@Nicefella for Brybery, meanacity
@UnquietDreams for distractititty, obviousititty, anti-avcism, grammarflixion, confusery, self proclaiming spellinguist
@crazychemgirl for distractititty denial, animal twistation, grammarflixion, duplegrammarflixion, commonsensiquetory, selfdenigratiousness
@Lmizzler for distractititty, absentation, wankifying in absentia, selfservitute
@AmberLGreen for meanacity
@Otis_Ravelli for being permanently nominated for standitastic confusery
@Apisto42 for anti-uptonism, tiddiefoolery, faillink

 

[UnquietDreams]

As this week's nominations are now officially sponsored by @UnquietDreams, please find yourself on the list of completely made up crimes against Literocracy. If you can't figure it out, trust me, you were nominated for it somewhere, even if you were drunk at the time.

@Amanda330 for hackery
@Bry1313 for alticism, overplaycicism, disrespectory, nonsensiquetory, fauxiggy fail
@AlottaFocina for fauxgery, thinktaster, no wank shameration, confusery
@StillRain for distractititty, audacititty, mia focinaery, confusering arousence
@Nicefella for Brybery, meanacity
@UnquietDreams for distractititty, obviousititty, anti-avcism, grammarflixion, confusery, self proclaiming spellinguist
@crazychemgirl for distractititty denial, animal twistation, grammarflixion, duplegrammarflixion, commonsensiquetory, selfdenigratiousness
@Lmizzler for distractititty, absentation, wankifying in absentia, selfservitute
@AmberLGreen for meanacity
@Otis_Ravelli for being permanently nominated for standitastic confusery
@Apisto42 for anti-uptonism, tiddiefoolery, faillink

Oh, god, I honestly laughed out loud for about a minute. I really need that. Thank you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

As this week's nominations are now officially sponsored by @UnquietDreams, please find yourself on the list of completely made up crimes against Literocracy. If you can't figure it out, trust me, you were nominated for it somewhere, even if you were drunk at the time.
@UnquietDreams for distractititty, obviousititty, anti-avcism, grammarflixion, confusery, self proclaiming spellinguist

Nominated for stating I was guilty of being a "self proclaiming spellinguist" when obviously I am guilty of self-proclaimed lexicography. I don't care about spelling.

 

[AlottaFocina]

Nominated for stating I was guilty of being a "self proclaiming spellinguist" when obviously I am guilty of self-proclaimed lexicography. I don't care about spelling.

Nominated for not making up the word for your your affliction

 

[Amanda330]

As this week's nominations are now officially sponsored by @UnquietDreams, please find yourself on the list of completely made up crimes against Literocracy. If you can't figure it out, trust me, you were nominated for it somewhere, even if you were drunk at the time.

@Amanda330 for hackery
@Bry1313 for alticism, overplaycicism, disrespectory, nonsensiquetory, fauxiggy fail
@AlottaFocina for fauxgery, thinktaster, no wank shameration, confusery
@StillRain for distractititty, audacititty, mia focinaery, confusering arousence
@Nicefella for Brybery, meanacity
@UnquietDreams for distractititty, obviousititty, anti-avcism, grammarflixion, confusery, self proclaiming spellinguist
@crazychemgirl for distractititty denial, animal twistation, grammarflixion, duplegrammarflixion, commonsensiquetory, selfdenigratiousness
@Lmizzler for distractititty, absentation, wankifying in absentia, selfservitute
@AmberLGreen for meanacity
@Otis_Ravelli for being permanently nominated for standitastic confusery
@Apisto42 for anti-uptonism, tiddiefoolery, faillink

I wish I could read this but I have this member on fake ignore.

C'est la vie.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for not making up the word for your your affliction

Fine, antidisestablishmentlexicogarisiticism.

 

[AlottaFocina]

Fine, antidisestablishmentlexicogarisiticism.

9 out of 10 lexicographers approve

 

[UnquietDreams]

9 out of 10 lexicographers approve

And the 10th can just fuck right off.

 

[InThe312]

fuck with buddy lol

Nominated for WTAF is that post?

 

[StillRain]

9 out of 10 lexicographers approve

Oh gosh. This is totally unrelated but just reminded me of it somehow. Did you guys have TV ads over there at some point about dental care saying “this man is a dentist so we can’t show his face on TV but…”?

For the longest time I used to believe it was illegal to show a Dentists face on the TV. Fucking hot Dentists and their right to anonymity…

 

[InThe312]

I was thinking the same thing. I’m impressed. And now I feel bad about stretching the truth about being a Wall Street billionaire with a Hamptons beach house.

Nominating @LostHorizon for misleading everyone about his billions.

 

[LostHorizon]

Nominating @LostHorizon for misleading everyone about his billions.

Hey to be fair, it wasn’t misleading at all. It was pure sarcasm.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominating @Indie for reminding me that "Two Girls, One Cup" existed.

Or...fuck...um..."reminderization."

 

[InThe312]

Hey to be fair, it wasn’t misleading at all. It was pure sarcasm.

You must be new to the Wanker of the Week.

 

[InThe312]

Nominating @Indie for reminding me that "Two Girls, One Cup" existed.

Or...fuck...um..."reminderization."

Shit, that reminderizes me that I used real words

 

[LostHorizon]

You must be new to the Wanker of the Week.

I was never nominated before so yes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating @Indie for reminding me that "Two Girls, One Cup" existed.

Or...fuck...um..."reminderization."

I second this nomination

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nominating @Indie for reminding me that "Two Girls, One Cup" existed.

Or...fuck...um..."reminderization."

I second this nomination

Thirded!

But also nominating @vagrantx for defending supporting a transphobe and crimes against tacos