🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Sexy_Singer]

That brought back so many memories

Good or bad?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Good or bad?

A little bit of both. Mostly funny memories.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

A little bit of both. Mostly funny memories.

We'll stick with the good. I was mostly in shock back then but I've recovered. Lol

 

[AmberLGreen]

We'll stick with the good. I was mostly in shock back then but I've recovered. Lol

And became a Lit favourite

 

[InThe312]

We'll stick with the good. I was mostly in shock back then but I've recovered. Lol

And became a Lit favourite

Extra nomination for @Grant55 for apparently being a favorite but having not won a WotW

 

[Bry1313]

Nominating @Bry1313 for his appreciation post … it was all well and good… until the end.

Nominated for nominating me for saying “love you bestie” at the end of appreciating you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Holy crabsticks with a side other if Cesar salad!

Nominated for posting about crabs in regards to my naked photo lmao

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Nominated for posting about crabs in regards to my naked photo lmao

Sorry, my superlatives get very confusing when I'm rendered thunderstruck by something wonderful

 

[StillRain]

@Grant55 nominated for downplaytituding his foray onto Lit.

But was it you that showed us your giant chocolate starfish on day one @Grant55?!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

This version absolutely is art

The is for Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, because I fucking love them, but again…fuck R Kelly

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

The is for Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, because I fucking love them, but again…fuck R Kelly

Absolutely agreed. I think the Gimmies version should be the only official version we acknowledge now.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for nominating me for saying “love you bestie” at the end of appreciating you.

Nominating @crazychemgirl for not saying it back to him

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Nominating @crazychemgirl for not saying it back to him

Nominated for aggressive shipping

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for aggressive shipping

WTF is aggressive shipping?

 

[Pad_Foot]

Aggressive shipping is the sending of sex toys to those who have said “no” to other advances. It’s like aggressive pm’ing with dick pics. It’s quite worthy of being called out as wanker behavior
@AmberLGreen

 

[ydahecnot]

I think “shipping” is short for worshipping

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

WTF is aggressive shipping?

Aggressive shipping is the sending of sex toys to those who have said “no” to other advances. It’s like aggressive pm’ing with dick pics. It’s quite worthy of being called out as wanker behavior
@AmberLGreen

I think “shipping” is short for worshipping

…or…aggressively pushing for a relationSHIP between two people

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Aggressive shipping is the sending of sex toys to those who have said “no” to other advances. It’s like aggressive pm’ing with dick pics. It’s quite worthy of being called out as wanker behavior
@AmberLGreen

Still waiting for all the men of Lit to send me their Clone-a-Willys…y’know…for science!

 

[Jodaily]

Still waiting for all the men of Lit to send me their Clone-a-Willys…y’know…for science!

Well, I took it to the post office but the lady got a funny look on her face when an odd smelling goo dripped out of the corner of the box. She said she needed to take it in the back to check it out further. She was gone for quite a while and came back with creamy lips and said I wouls have to repackage it and bring it back to her window tomorrow. Sorry, but that's why you haven't gotten my cloneawilly. Still working on it

 

[AlottaFocina]

Well wankers, he we are on Saturday (for me). I'm getting ready to sequester myself while I debate with the Panel of Judge for who will be this week's Wanker of the Week. I leave you with a question. How does that smoke thing work? Like how do i send up white smoke vs. black smoke so I can let you all know when I've come to a conclusion?? Anyway, here's the noms, my final awarding coming soon.

@Amanda330 for hackery
@Bry1313 for alticism, overplaycicism, disrespectory, nonsensiquetory, fauxiggy fail, ithinkicanflyphobia, earmophilia, negending, lamery
@AlottaFocina for fauxgery, thinktaster, no wank shameration, confusery, lexicoliform
@StillRain for distractititty, audacititty, mia focinaery, confusering arousence
@Nicefella for Brybery, meanacity
@UnquietDreams for distractititty, obviousititty, anti-avcism, grammarflixion, confusery, self proclaiming spellinguist, anti-fauxnamery, forgetterization, negalove x2 reminderation
@crazychemgirl for distractititty denial, animal twistation, grammarflixion, duplegrammarflixion, commonsensiquetory, selfdenigratiousness, forgetterizing, besmirchiry
@Lmizzler for distractititty, absentation, wankifying in absentia, selfservitute
@AmberLGreen for meanacity, cliquery dickery doc, shipracity
@Otis_Ravelli for being permanently nominated for standitastic confusery, crabsulting
@Apisto42 for anti-uptonism, tiddiefoolery, faillink
@sexy_freya02 for fucking buddy
@LostHorizon for decievious, miscockery
@Indie for reminderization
@vagrantx tacocide, justifending
@InThe312 for pandas, lazeration, delayed domwplaytitude
@Grant55 for downplaytituding, wankfail
@Madmaxfvh for assumerizing

 

[Azuldrgon]

Black smoke-burn something nasty like oil or grease....anything carbonous.
White Smoke-wood fire. Dry wood. Think BBQ like.

 

[StillRain]

Black smoke-burn something nasty like oil or grease....anything carbonous.
White Smoke-wood fire. Dry wood. Think BBQ like.

Nominated for next week for knowing such things.

#firebug

 

[Azuldrgon]

Nominated for next week for knowing such things.

#firebug

Thank you.
My moniker is a dragon, so I should know these things.

 

[AlottaFocina]

Today is Saturday, 27 July 2024 and with this post my reign as the Panel of Judge is coming to an end. I can feel all your deep sympathies for me in this moment of sadness.



I do wonder if I this alt will continue here at Lit as I feel like my calling has been answered but I guess we'll have to wait and see.






And with that









*WHITE SMOKE*






OH WAIT I mean *BLACK SMOKE*


And you're still reading, so that's good.




Did you know if you stacked all the world's bacteria on top of each other, they would stretch for 10 billion light years? They could wrap around the milky way 20,000 time.

















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This week's award goes to someone who frankly deserved this award prior to the existence of the Wanker of the Week (tm). I'm certainly they'll appreciate it and give us an acceptance speech to rival his disaster entrance onto the playground.

And because they hold such a special place in all are hearts, I have hand forged this weeks special edition trophy in conjunction with the first ever Wanker of the Week diploma, in honor of the Olympics in Paris.



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@Grant55 you outwanked all of us before you even knew you could win an award. This is sort of like getting into the hall of fame after you've left this world. Or something like that.

Anyway, it has been zero honor to PoJ you wankers. I hope the next PoJ doesn't suck as bad as @Bry1313. I mean, I'm not sure that's possible, but we have to set the bar somewhere.

 

[StillRain]

Wow congrats @Grant55 I am fairly certain it wasn’t you that showed us your chocolate starfish but you really should have.

Welcome to the annals! You were a wanker the minute you joined this god forsaken den of iniquity and the titties started flooding into your inbox.

Keep up the wanky work.