🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[crazychemgirl]

Wild.

I can think of no more deserving wanker than @Bry1313 to be honest. The trophy this week is also quite apt.

Congrats @Bry1313 on being the first wanker to get this award twice, THREE TIMES now. You’re an even bigger wanker than any of us have ever imagined. Well any of us except that arsekissing “throuple” of yours that is. I bet they imagine your wanking all the time.

I note you didn’t get a certificate.

you gave it to @Bry1313 again????


I demand a recount.

 

[AlottaFocina]

you gave it to @Bry1313 again????


I demand a recount.

Yeah. *recounts* Still him. No certificate though, so you two can whine together.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah. *recounts* Still him. No certificate though, so you two can whine together.

I mean, I do appreciate the flaccid award and lack of certificate. At least it was a half-assed win.

 

[Bry1313]

Yeah. *recounts* Still him. No certificate though, so you two can whine together.

Told you I don’t need that badge

https://media1.tenor.com/m/NDoEWVM7Q74AAAAd/blazin-saddles-we-dont-need-badges.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Told you I don’t need that badge

https://media1.tenor.com/m/NDoEWVM7Q74AAAAd/blazin-saddles-we-dont-need-badges.gif

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Ahem.

 

[StillRain]

I'd like to take this opportunity to dispel all the rumors about me and the @Bry1313 accusations that I'm an alt.

Let me introduce myself to you all.

I was born Amy Charlotte (Lottie) Johnson, daughter to Richard and Harriette, in 1982 in rural Wyoming. I grew up helping on the family farm and after graduating high school, I moved to North Dakota to attend university, completing a degree in farming science. I ended up working on a large dairy farm in California where I met my husband, Enzo Focina, a second generation Italian American immigrant who is also a scientist that helps the local vineyards in wine country. Enzo and I have 2 children, Richard Ian Focina and Mia Harriette Focina. I came here to Lit along with Enzo to interact and get wanky with some of the literature, but unfortunately his account was mistakenly banned by @ToPleaseHim when she mistook him as an alt of "Jasmine", so here I am, by myself to judge all you wankers.

Now stop all the negative gossiping and get back to the wanky kind.

*puts on super mario costume and points to her vagina*

It’s a Mia Focina!


*giggles like a child*

 

[AlottaFocina]

*puts on super mario costume and points to her vagina*

It’s a Mia Focina!


*giggles like a child*

This is why we're such good friends.

 

[StillRain]

Your rules


https://media1.tenor.com/m/HfnH7Ca-2I8AAAAC/the-only-sensible-way-to-live-in-this-world.gif


Mean nothing to me

Nominated for disrespecting the sanctity of this here, the greatest award in the history of history.

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for disrespecting the sanctity of this here, the greatest award in the history of history.

Yes, I said titty. Try not to be distracted.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes, I said titty. Try not to be distracted.

Nominated for being distracting.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'd like to take this opportunity to dispel all the rumors about me and the @Bry1313 accusations that I'm an alt.

Let me introduce myself to you all.

I was born Amy Charlotte (Lottie) Johnson, daughter to Richard and Harriette, in 1982 in rural Wyoming. I grew up helping on the family farm and after graduating high school, I moved to North Dakota to attend university, completing a degree in farming science. I ended up working on a large dairy farm in California where I met my husband, Enzo Focina, a second generation Italian American immigrant who is also a scientist that helps the local vineyards in wine country. Enzo and I have 2 children, Richard Ian Focina and Mia Harriette Focina. I came here to Lit along with Enzo to interact and get wanky with some of the literature, but unfortunately his account was mistakenly banned by @ToPleaseHim when she mistook him as an alt of "Jasmine", so here I am, by myself to judge all you wankers.

Now stop all the negative gossiping and get back to the wanky kind.

Nominated for thinking people give a fuck about their life history

 

[Nicefella]

Nominated for thinking people give a fuck about their life history

Please Allow me to introduce myself ….. blah blah - @Bry1313 is a good guy.

 

[Nicefella]

Yes, I said titty. Try not to be distracted.

Sank that titty

 

[Bry1313]

*puts on super mario costume and points to her vagina*

It’s a Mia Focina!


*giggles like a child*

You can’t see the post above by this member because they are on fake ignore.

 

[Bry1313]

Please Allow me to introduce myself ….. blah blah - @Bry1313 is a good guy.

Nominated for thinking bry1313 is a good guy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for being distracting.

Nominating for being so easily distracted by tits

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, I said titty. Try not to be distracted.

Nominated for making me read the word “titty”

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominating for being so easily distracted by tits

Nominated for not admitting she is too.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for not admitting she is too.

Nominated for speaking the obvious

 

[Lmizzler]

Nominating for being so easily distracted by tits

Go ahead and nominate me too then.

 

[UnquietDreams]

@crazychemgirl for not being able to different between a cat and a coyote.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Go ahead and nominate me too then.

Nominated for being too self-aware

 

[crazychemgirl]

@crazychemgirl for not being able to different between a cat and a coyote.

Nominated for egregious crimes against an AV

 

[AlottaFocina]

Nominated for thinking people give a fuck about their life history

Please Allow me to introduce myself ….. blah blah - @Bry1313 is a good guy.

Nominated for being, ironically, not nice. I'm sure someone out there cares.

 

[AlottaFocina]

Go ahead and nominate me too then.

Where the fuck have you been? Nominated for not getting a nomination in weeks.