🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Lmizzler]

Where the fuck have you been? Nominated for not getting a nomination in weeks.

Nominated for assuming I was wank-free.

Just cause I wasn't here doesn't mean I wasn't wanking.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for egregious crimes against an AV

Nominated for apparently not knowing what "egregious" means.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for apparently not knowing what "egregious" means.

Nominated for thinking I don’t and also that I didn’t mean it exactly how I said it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for thinking I don’t and also that I didn’t mean it exactly how I said it.

Nominated for doubling down and still being incorrect.

 

[AlottaFocina]

Nominated for doubling down and still being incorrect.

Nominated for confusery. That seems like a valid use of egregious.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for assuming I was wank-free.

Just cause I wasn't here doesn't mean I wasn't wanking.

Nominated for not updating us before on your wanking status.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just look at the usernames of who is posting.

Nominated for this nonsense

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for this nonsense

Nominated for calling common sense, nonsense.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for calling common sense, nonsense.

Nominated for thinking common sense has any place here.

 

[StillRain]

You can’t see the post above by this member because they are on fake ignore.

Nominated for not having my whole thread on fake ignore.

Nominated for assuming I was wank-free.

Just cause I wasn't here doesn't mean I wasn't wanking.

Nominated for selfishly keeping your wanking private.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for confusery. That seems like a valid use of egregious.

Nominated for saying "confusery." There are perfectly valid, actual words you could use. And just having an av does not make it egregious.

 

[AlottaFocina]

Nominated for saying "confusery." There are perfectly valid, actual words you could use. And just having an av does not make it egregious.

Just as egregious is a perfectly valid adjective for crimes. Just because you don't agree with the crimes, doesn't make them egregious to someone else.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just as egregious is a perfectly valid adjective for crimes. Just because you don't agree with the crimes, doesn't make them egregious to someone else.

Fair enough. But "confusery" is right out.

 

[InThe312]

Fair enough. But "confusery" is right out.

Nominated for being a grammar and spelling nerd.

 

[InThe312]

*puts on super mario costume and points to her vagina*

It’s a Mia Focina!


*giggles like a child*

Nominated for not bringing this to the bedroom

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for not bringing this to the bedroom

Yet.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

*puts on super mario costume and points to her vagina*

It’s a Mia Focina!


*giggles like a child*

Nominated for causing confusing arousal

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for causing confusing arousal

Nominated for being confused

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Nominated for being confused

If that's a nominatable offence you might as well give me a standing nomination every week.

 

[Apisto42]

I hope you remembered to video it for the PoJ

Fuck that, who has time for that shit? You’re all figments of my imagination anyway, so in a way, you were all there during the wanking.

 

[Apisto42]

Nominated for making me read the word “titty”

Yeah, she should have said ,”tiddies”.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck that, who has time for that shit? You’re all figments of my imagination anyway, so in a way, you were all there during the wanking.

Nominated for making me a figure in your imagination and not giving me the imaginary body of Kate Upton

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah, she should have said ,”tiddies”.

Just:.. nominated

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Nominated for making me a figure in your imagination and not giving me the imaginary body of Kate Upton

Nominated for thinking she could be improved by having the body of Kate Upton

 

[Apisto42]

Nominated for making me a figure in your imagination and not giving me the imaginary body of Kate Upton

This is how I usually envision you:

Fuck it. Can’t find the photo not copyrighted. Whateves

Just:.. nominated