🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Apisto42]

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...-continued-14.1556301/page-1854#post-99217244

@AmberLGreen that did it. Thanks!

 

[AmberLGreen]

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...-continued-14.1556301/page-1854#post-99217244

@AmberLGreen that did it. Thanks!

I hope you remembered to video it for the PoJ

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for not sharing!

Nominated for not sharing nipple to nose, then nominating someone for not sharing.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for not sharing nipple to nose, then nominating someone for not sharing.

Seconded

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominating @__Nathan1968 for not doing the dare

Also nominating everybody who has __ at the start of their username. Make it so difficult to tag them. Fucking attention seekers

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominating @__Nathan1968 for not doing the dare

Also nominating everybody who has __ at the start of their username. Make it so difficult to tag them. Fucking attention seekers

Seconded. Two underscores to start a username is just excessive, even for here.

 

[AlottaFocina]

The final noms are in:

@Donotrustanybody for not naming names
@ToPleaseHim for not naming names
@barefootgirl69 for not wanking, being conflogicsing
@aussiegeekygal for non-wanking accusery, giving in to Apisto42's desires
@StillRain for Dickey support, not knowing, thinking, teaching, a sucky nomination, being pristine, hogging, faking fake iggy, some latin shit
@Bry1313 for being a Dickey dickie, ghosting, toxic shock, flaw denial without hugs, lack of self recognition, being big meany pants, thinking, hogging, accusing of mummery
@AlottaFocina for fakery, dakery, dock, evilry, being sick
@crazychemgirl for joking, muppets, thirstier
@OrdinaryPerson for shamless bribing, couple inflation, object love denial, video hoarding, buying votes, objectophobia
@Indie for shameless bribing
@Wand3rlust for being clingy
@NRJLIVES4ever for being mean
@Apisto42 for objectifying women, premature satisfaction, public wanking, self promotion, objectifying objects, assuming, wanking at AmberLGreen
@UnquietDreams for libel
@AmberLGreen for poor hogging prevention, being factual, failing to fill out a form, not stopping Bry1313, poor examples, boob hoarding
@InThe312 for pulling back the curtain, not being AmberLGreen's personal assistant
@Cwtchseeker for what the hell was THAT?
@Azuldrgon for earning the bird, meek
@Mrtenant for being needy
@Kitty_so_frisky for nipple to nose (again)
@__Nathan1968 for lazy daring, having __ in his username

Some wanking was had. A nod to @AmberLGreen for attempting to get you all an award. Sadly, one off wanking just doesn't do it in this tough competition.

So with little ado about not much, let's crown a winner. Or wank a winner. Or whatever the fuck it is we do to the winners.









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"If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again"
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I spy something gold...















One more needless scroll.


















I believe this week, we have our first two time (not two timing. Actually I don't know, maybe two timing too) winner. His wanking is never stellar and he holds the record as being the worst Panel of Judge in addition to a former Wanker of the Week.

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Congratulations @Bry1313 on your major award, right up there (although not really up) with your wanking.

To the rest of you, one more week with me judging you. Do better so we don't have to validate this one any longer.

 

[InThe312]

Couldn’t have happened to a bigger wanker. Congrats.

 

[StillRain]

Wild.

I can think of no more deserving wanker than @Bry1313 to be honest. The trophy this week is also quite apt.

Congrats @Bry1313 on being the first wanker to get this award twice, THREE TIMES now. You’re an even bigger wanker than any of us have ever imagined. Well any of us except that arsekissing “throuple” of yours that is. I bet they imagine your wanking all the time.

I note you didn’t get a certificate.

 

[Bry1313]

Wow, just checking Lit before bed on a Sunday and I see an unprecedented honor bestowed my way. As to a certificate, that’s a badge I don’t need

https://media1.tenor.com/m/NDoEWVM7Q74AAAAd/blazin-saddles-we-dont-need-badges.gif

It’s late so hard to get a proper acceptance in order on short notice, but I called my crew in, and we decided to celebrate



https://media1.tenor.com/m/IAKzPLu15XgAAAAC/kendrick-lamar-kendrick.gif


And we are above the petty taunts from the current POJ hiding behind their alt.

I AM THE GOAT

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To you all and everyone who has supported my wankery of these months

https://media1.tenor.com/m/6N_NduJDefEAAAAC/keyaan-john-wick.gif

 

[Bry1313]

I’d been remiss in not thanking my number one wanker in crime for her inspiration and 10” dick, @OrdinaryPerson You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Wanker

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Wow, just checking Lit before bed on a Sunday and I see an unprecedented honor bestowed my way. As to a certificate, that’s a badge I don’t need

https://media1.tenor.com/m/NDoEWVM7Q74AAAAd/blazin-saddles-we-dont-need-badges.gif

It’s late so hard to get a proper acceptance in order on short notice, but I called my crew in, and we decided to celebrate



https://media1.tenor.com/m/IAKzPLu15XgAAAAC/kendrick-lamar-kendrick.gif


And we are above the petty taunts from the current POJ hiding behind their alt.

I AM THE GOAT

https://media4.giphy.com/media/ai2v3Vh8Mbezn1EQsq/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9522kdvujfhbmpup51y2svbyk7z5xkez4kjicmps12s&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


https://media1.tenor.com/m/gymYsKLysbMAAAAd/the-greatest-of-all-time-serious.gif


https://media1.tenor.com/m/tL0nmtKsyCsAAAAC/muhammad-ali-cassius-clay.gif


To you all and everyone who has supported my wankery of these months

https://media1.tenor.com/m/6N_NduJDefEAAAAC/keyaan-john-wick.gif

Congrats. I don't think you really deserved the trophy for last week but I'll make sure you deserve it next week

 

[Amanda330]

Wild.

I can think of no more deserving wanker than @Bry1313 to be honest. The trophy this week is also quite apt.

Congrats @Bry1313 on being the first wanker to get this award twice, THREE TIMES now. You’re an even bigger wanker than any of us have ever imagined. Well any of us except that arsekissing “throuple” of yours that is. I bet they imagine your wanking all the time.

I note you didn’t get a certificate.

We don't imagine him wanking. We witness the wankery. *thank you*. It's a thing of beauty to behold!

CONGRATULATIONS!!! I'm honored to be in a throuple with a wanker such as yourself!

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[Photog1rl]

Running a little late, been off wanking. Vote for me.

You're always a wanker winner, Mr.T
I promise.

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[StillRain]

We don't imagine him wanking. We witness the wankery. *thank you*. It's a thing of beauty to behold!

CONGRATULATIONS!!! I'm honored to be in a throuple with a wanker such as yourself!

Nominated for somehow getting around my fake ignore feature.

 

[StillRain]

Wow, just checking Lit before bed on a Sunday and I see an unprecedented honor bestowed my way. As to a certificate, that’s a badge I don’t need

https://media1.tenor.com/m/NDoEWVM7Q74AAAAd/blazin-saddles-we-dont-need-badges.gif

It’s late so hard to get a proper acceptance in order on short notice, but I called my crew in, and we decided to celebrate



https://media1.tenor.com/m/IAKzPLu15XgAAAAC/kendrick-lamar-kendrick.gif


And we are above the petty taunts from the current POJ hiding behind their alt

To you all and everyone who has supported my wankery of these months

But who is the current PoJ? Will it remain one of life’s mysteries?

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for somehow getting around my fake ignore feature.

#sorrynotsorry

 

[AlottaFocina]

And we are above the petty taunts from the current POJ hiding behind their alt.

Nominated for nasty, unsubstantiated accusations. Altcist.

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for nasty, unsubstantiated accusations. Altcist.

Nominated for faux rage

I will play my GOAT song five times in a row if the disrespekt continues

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for faux rage

I will play my GOAT song five times in a row if the disrespekt continues

Nominated.

You can only play it once per win. It’s not in the rules but it will be in a minute.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nominated for faux rage

I will play my GOAT song five times in a row if the disrespekt continues

Nominated.

You can only play it once per win. It’s not in the rules but it will be in a minute.

I need an AI version of the “all I do is win win win, no matter what what what” song that says “all Bry does is wank wank wank” instead

 

[Bry1313]

I need an AI version of the “all I do is win win win, no matter what what what” song that says “all Bry does is wank wank wank” instead

What do you want? Say it again

 

[AlottaFocina]

But who is the current PoJ? Will it remain one of life’s mysteries?

I'd like to take this opportunity to dispel all the rumors about me and the @Bry1313 accusations that I'm an alt.

Let me introduce myself to you all.

I was born Amy Charlotte (Lottie) Johnson, daughter to Richard and Harriette, in 1982 in rural Wyoming. I grew up helping on the family farm and after graduating high school, I moved to North Dakota to attend university, completing a degree in farming science. I ended up working on a large dairy farm in California where I met my husband, Enzo Focina, a second generation Italian American immigrant who is also a scientist that helps the local vineyards in wine country. Enzo and I have 2 children, Richard Ian Focina and Mia Harriette Focina. I came here to Lit along with Enzo to interact and get wanky with some of the literature, but unfortunately his account was mistakenly banned by @ToPleaseHim when she mistook him as an alt of "Jasmine", so here I am, by myself to judge all you wankers.

Now stop all the negative gossiping and get back to the wanky kind.

 

[AlottaFocina]

Nominated.

You can only play it once per win. It’s not in the rules but it will be in a minute.

On it OG PoJ.

Amendment 436 to the Wanker of the Week official rules and terms and conditions and conditioner. Upon winning the award, you may only play your victory song once per win. No exceptions. Derivative works are included in this prohibition.

 

[Bry1313]

Your rules


https://media1.tenor.com/m/HfnH7Ca-2I8AAAAC/the-only-sensible-way-to-live-in-this-world.gif


Mean nothing to me