🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[StillRain]

Nominated for being more absent than the OG PoJ. And I know she's been busy, but I'm sure YOU don't have an excuse.

Nominated for being needy.

 

[StillRain]

*spontaneously ejaculates

Nominated for not using the rags allocated on entry and cumming all over @crazychemgirl ’s long awaited certificate. Damn it. . Now she won’t get it. Again.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

*spontaneously ejaculates

Nominated for spontaneous ejaculation

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for suggesting that ‘pulpy’ was a grossly inaccurate description of semen containing sperm, but comparing semen to hummus is perfectly normal.

Well this is now a confusing way to think of @PrettyLilPussy19, pulpy.

 

[StillRain]

So, what, is it going to cost me a whole buck to win this stupid thing? Or can I just give you whatever I find under my sofa cushions?

Nominated for not recognising the prestige of this, the greatest of awards in the history of history.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I was! Why didn't you even write me??

This is my fourth post in a row here. That's not good.

So, I need to message you about what part of TX. I come to TX once a year for work…

 

[StillRain]

So, I need to message you about what part of TX. I come to TX once a year for work…

Nominated for using this awards show as a pick up joint.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for using this awards show as a pick up joint.

Nominated for cock blocking

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for cock blocking

I think you mean bazooka blocking.

 

[ydahecnot]

They’d make great Lit babies

 

[AmberLGreen]

I think you mean bazooka blocking.

Are we talking the rocket launcher or musical instrument type of bazooka?

 

[jason28053]

Are we talking the rocket launcher or musical instrument type of bazooka?

Does it matter?

 

[StillRain]

Are we talking the rocket launcher or musical instrument type of bazooka?

Yes.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Does it matter?

Of course it matters! Otherwise I wouldn’t have fucking asked

Nominated for not knowing how important the difference between pressing and blowing is

 

[ydahecnot]

Are we talking the rocket launcher or musical instrument type of bazooka?

The bubble gum

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for using this awards show as a pick up joint.

Nominated for thinking new connections are bad

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Are we talking the rocket launcher or musical instrument type of bazooka?

Nominated for making me Google what a musical instrument called a bazooka looks like.

 

[InThe312]

Nominated for making me Google what a musical instrument called a bazooka looks like.

Nominated for not posting the picture so I didn’t have to also Google

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Nominated for making me Google what a musical instrument called a bazooka looks like.

Nominated for not posting the picture so I didn’t have to also Google

It’s a thread about wanking and accompanied a suggestion for being paired with a dick pic. You needed to Google it?

Edited to add:
Apparently me. Turns out I was thinking of a kazoo. It’s much less impressive, but way funnier

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

It’s a thread about wanking and accompanied a suggestion for being paired with a dick pic. You needed to Google it?

Edited to add:
Apparently me. Turns out I was thinking of a kazoo. It’s much less impressive, but way funnier

Nominating for thinking the kazoo isn't impressive, wait until we go to Kazoo-con.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It’s a thread about wanking and accompanied a suggestion for being paired with a dick pic. You needed to Google it?

Needed to, wanted to. Tomato, tomahto

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It’s a thread about wanking and accompanied a suggestion for being paired with a dick pic. You needed to Google it?

Edited to add:
Apparently me. Turns out I was thinking of a kazoo. It’s much less impressive, but way funnier

Reminds me of why my browser history is forever ruined

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Reminds me of why my browser history is forever ruined

Nominated for ruining my innocence FOREVER with that video.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Nominating for thinking the kazoo isn't impressive, wait until we go to Kazoo-con.

To be fair, I said less impressive.

But clearly I was wrong. These two are practically identical

Reminds me of why my browser history is forever ruined

Now I really wanna see her play a bazooka

 

[InThe312]

I enabled notifications for PMs, but we didn’t have tagging. I rarely tag anyone; just not in the habit. And I am rarely tagged because I am not around much. I don’t mind notifications for reactions, though

Nominating @ydahecnot for not abusing the power of tagging