🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[ydahecnot]

I like where this is going

DOUBLY IMAGINE!

 

[ToPleaseHim]

It’s hee-larious

(Lottie dah?)

I don’t think so. I can see her deleted post history going back several months. Jasmine never deleted anything (and is actually pretty damn funny).

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Can anyone irritate you more than your spouse? It doesn't feel like it!

Your entire immediate family? Or in laws?

I was! Why didn't you even write me??

Drama queen. It’s even funnier because we did talk then

This is my fourth post in a row here. That's not good.

Slowly put down the phone and try to wank to relax a bit

I spend more than 5 minutes in here and walk in on some kind of a melt down/mental break? Lit, you really never disappoint

It’s nice to have some things you can count on, right?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Less filling is a horrible way to market yourself.

Nominating @__Nathan1968 for this gem.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Whichever ones stowed away in your Hummus cannon

Nominating @Tigobitties98 for this which I will forever use.

 

[Bry1313]

Nominating @Tigobitties98 for this which I will forever use.

Nominated for liking the phrase hummus cannon

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for liking the phrase hummus cannon

Nominated for trying to steal my new funny phrase

 

[__Nathan1968]

Nominated for trying to steal my new funny phrase

Nominated for suggesting that ‘pulpy’ was a grossly inaccurate description of semen containing sperm, but comparing semen to hummus is perfectly normal.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for suggesting that ‘pulpy’ was a grossly inaccurate description of semen containing sperm, but comparing semen to hummus is perfectly normal.

I honestly don’t know how we even arrived here. I feel like I’ve lost the thread a bit.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I honestly don’t know how we even arrived here. I feel like I’ve lost the thread a bit.

Grabbed the hot boner lava by the tail and see where it got you?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Grabbed the hot boner lava by the tail and see where it got you?

Nominated for not admitting his own participation in the madness.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for not admitting his own participation in the madness.

I didn’t do nuffin

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, please. Like you don't take coins.

Nominated for not recognizing my full worth.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Nominated for suggesting that ‘pulpy’ was a grossly inaccurate description of semen containing sperm, but comparing semen to hummus is perfectly normal.

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcTZhM2s1OWs1bzlkNmN1bnEwZnp1ajZrZ28wZno0NTIwdjJha3k2NSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/ggu8E0UeH7bINjvacc/giphy.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/7nXPvZizOu8AAAAC/waiting-monkey.gif

Nominated for lies

 

[SmokingFap]

Nominated for not recognizing my full worth.

Oh, my! I... I honestly never expected this! I, I... Well, it's a huge honor just to be nominated. Although I have to admit I'm a bit surprised this is my first nomination for this prestigious award.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, my! I... I honestly never expected this! I, I... Well, it's a huge honor just to be nominated. Although I have to admit I'm a bit surprised this is my first nomination for this prestigious award.

You’re welcome.

 

[SmokingFap]

You’re welcome.

Here's your quarter.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Here's your quarter.

Nominated again.

 

[SmokingFap]

Nominated again.

So, what, is it going to cost me a whole buck to win this stupid thing? Or can I just give you whatever I find under my sofa cushions?

 

[SmokingFap]

(finds chewed-up gum, used condom, surprisingly not mine, a nickel and a penny stuck together with some kind of brown gook, and-- oh, hey! THERE'S my wedding ring!)

 

[InThe312]

So, what, is it going to cost me a whole buck to win this stupid thing? Or can I just give you whatever I find under my sofa cushions?

Nominated for calling the award stupid.

 

[StillRain]

It’s easy to not see the nuttiness when the person deletes all of their posts. Going through their post history doesn’t give info most would want to know before talking with them. In this particular case, the guy (whom I won’t name) lives in an area that literally was experiencing a natural disaster. And this wanker (not in the good way) lost her ever loving mind and went fatal attraction on him for not responding fast enough to her messages. That’s the “ditching” that happened. He returned to the barrage of crazy and said something very adult, along the lines of not appreciating how the messages had turned and that he didn’t think they should pursue the relationship further. She should have left it there instead of trying to eviscerate him on the public forum for rejecting her. That’s the behavior that clearly is crossing a line and when she deletes them later to clear up her posting history so she can sweetly flirt with the next mark, that’s an issue.

Not enough hands to hold all those red flags!

 

[StillRain]

Honey, you sound like a bazooka missile.

definitely a line best accompanied with a dick pic

 

[InThe312]

Not enough hands to hold all those red flags!

You once had enough fingers though.