🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nominated for not sharing pics, but teasing us with an act we definitely want pics of

I mean…I’ve posted both at least 1 pic and 1 vid of me sucking my nipples and I’m sure they’re still up, somewhere. Haven’t tried the nose thing yet though, so obviously no pics of that exist to share

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I mean. I can.

Nominated for beating me to it!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm not sure there is anyway on this earth I could make my nipple in my mouth or touching my nose look sexy.... so you have that win!

 

[Photog1rl]

Not sure why everyone is trying but I guess I have a new party trick
I agree with @Kitty_so_frisky though. No pictures

 

[MindYaBitness]

Nominated for beating me to it!

Nominated for nipple-to-nose jealousy

 

[AlottaFocina]

Here we are, from a sleepy hump day to thirsty Thursday. Wanking abounds everywhere you look.

WTD wanking list:

@Wriggle for being emetic, drunk texting
@Whiskeyjack for continuing to brag
@Tigobitties98 for brain implantation, shooting hummus
@crazychemgirl for wank whinging, hummus, pulpy (but not pulpy hummus)
@LadyLascivious1 for book thievery, kazoo hate
@loveablebaby for harassment and harassment denial, directly being a wanker in this thread, crimes against grammar
@ToPleaseHim for not outing the extra crunch dip wick, being St. Patience, flirting instead of wanking
@Shenanigans90 for crying
@OrdinaryPerson for getting stitches, fearing nipple to nose
@NRJLIVES4ever for misunderstanding quote function, dangerous oral
@AmberLGreen for AWOL from wanking, making people Google
@LustfulIntentions2 for missing the slog
@ydahecnot for ejaculating while not wanking x 2, missing his sock, tagging fails
@__Nathan1968 for making shiny rocks
@Bry1313 thiefdom, lies (like that's not par)
@SalaciousMonkey22 for hot boner denial
@SmokingFap for discount coupons, 1/4, demeaning this prestigious award x 2
@InThe312 for being needy
@StillRain for cock blocking, connection blocking
@jason28053 for pressing or blowing, but not know the difference
@Otis_Ravelli for not sharing his Googling
@aussiegeekygal for taking innocence
@barefootgirl69 for cunty aggression
@RosewoodTulip for begging
@Kitty_so_frisky for nipple to nose jealousy, hoarding pics, teasing

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm not sure there is anyway on this earth I could make my nipple in my mouth or touching my nose look sexy.... so you have that win!

We can be the judge of that

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Success! \o/

 

[AlottaFocina]

Success! \o/

Extra nomination for thinking you've won something

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Success! \o/

Pics or didn't happen

 

[Photog1rl]

Extra nomination for thinking you've won something

Nominated, @AlottaFocina, for thinking she didn't.

 

[InThe312]

Nominated, @AlottaFocina, for thinking she didn't.

You haven't won anything until you've gotten a Wanker of the Week golden cock.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Success! \o/

Nominated for making me imagine it.

 

[Photog1rl]

You haven't won anything until you've gotten a Wanker of the Week golden cock.

nominated for thinking that being able to nose your own nipple is not a win.

 

[UnquietDreams]

nominated for thinking that being able to nose your own nipple is not a win.

Nominated for not thinking that being able to touch your nose to your nipple is its own reward.

Though it should be shared with the class...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Nominating everyone for thinking it had to be your own nipple on your nose.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating everyone for thinking it had to be your own nipple on your nose.

Nominated for thinking of it before I did

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominating everyone for thinking it had to be your own nipple on your nose.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Pics or didn't happen

Nominated for being a severly dehydrated panda.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

GDI…now I want to try it, but I’m not in my room at the moment. I know mine are big enough to suck my own nipples, but is that extra inch or so (I’m terrible at estimating measurements) to my nose all that much more difficult? Will let you guys know when I have more privacy…and no, there won’t be pictures this time

Nominated for not sharing pics, but teasing us with an act we definitely want pics of

Pics or didn't happen

Nominated for not thinking that being able to touch your nose to your nipple is its own reward.

Though it should be shared with the class...

Nominating the 3 of you for asking for pics after I said there wouldn’t be pics

 

[StillRain]

Failing to understand why you’re all struggling to come up with anything other than putting your nipple to your nose.

Wankers.

 

[TunnelKing089]

Nominating everyone for thinking it had to be your own nipple on your nose.

Nominated for enjoying country music as much as me,pair of wankers right here.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

You haven't won anything until you've gotten a Wanker of the Week golden cock.

Some of us are just winners.

 

[TunnelKing089]

Some of us are just winners.

Nominated for hating on all Cleveland sports teams,I hope the Buckeyes are safe though.

 

[InThe312]

I once crammed a pea up my nose as a toddler. I've never tried cramming my nipple in my nose.