🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nominating "Unicorns" for their constant crying and being inconsolable!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Nominating "Unicorns" for their constant crying and being inconsolable!

Seconded, It's about time those one horned wankers are held accountable!

 

[__Nathan1968]

Seconded, It's about time those one horned wankers are held accountable!

I object.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I object.

That's your horn? I just thought you were happy to see me!

 

[__Nathan1968]

That's your horn? I just thought you were happy to see me!

I am happy to see you. It’s normally able to be hidden under a hat.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I object.

Altered photo!!! No crying= not a unicorn!!

 

[__Nathan1968]

Altered photo!!! No crying= not a unicorn!!

A pair of virgins just finished polishing my horn. I’m too dehydrated to cry at the moment.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I nominate @SirConradPeckereye for jumping the gun and assuming I had skipped… the audacity

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nominating @crazychemgirl for not signing that wiver for mind reading so I would have known that! The audacity!!!

 

[StillRain]

This thread has gone stale. Once Vegas odds are in, the fun goes out the window and it’s just all about the money. There’s no sport in it anymore.

Nominate @StillRain for not paying attention to me. Such a wanker move.

I’m sorry, my little man chowder. I’ve been neglectful, I know. Therapy will help. Maybe.

 

[StillRain]

I nominate @Whiskeyjack for neglecting his wanking duties and behaving like a tired unemployed romcom star instead of a jacked up porn fluffer.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I nominate @Whiskeyjack for neglecting his wanking duties and behaving like a tired unemployed romcom star instead of a jacked up porn fluffer.

While you were busy nominating me for not wanking, I was busy having sex. So... I reject your nomination.

 

[StillRain]

While you were busy nominating me for not wanking, I was busy having sex. So... I reject your nomination.

This is not how this works.

I reject your rejection!

Bragger

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Bragger

He really is. I’m pretty sure it’s an automated alert I get every time @Whiskeyjack gets laid

 

[Whiskeyjack]

He really is. I’m pretty sure it’s an automated alert I get every time @Whiskeyjack gets laid

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Nominated for ridiculousness

@SalaciousMonkey22 ... Bry is being mean to me again!

 

[ydahecnot]

He really is. I’m pretty sure it’s an automated alert I get every time @Whiskeyjack gets laid

So every month?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@SalaciousMonkey22 ... Bry is being mean to me again!

I know. He’s still working through some things. Don’t worry. You’re perfect whatever he says

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[ydahecnot]

While you were busy nominating me for not wanking, I was busy having sex. So... I reject your nomination.

A man of oh my god

 

[Amanda330]

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Nominated for bragging and also not taking the job at my cult 'Tits for Jesus'... Despite it being offered multiple times.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for bragging and also not taking the job at my cult 'Tits for Jesus'... Despite it being offered multiple times.

Seconded

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Nominated for bragging and also not taking the job at my cult 'Tits for Jesus'... Despite it being offered multiple times.

What's the pay and benefits package like?

 

[Amanda330]

What's the pay and benefits package like?

Unlimited boobs and couch time... You'd have to help build our congregation before we made any real internet money...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Unlimited boobs and couch time... You'd have to help build our congregation before we made any real internet money...

I have it on good authority that’s one of his preferred currencies.

The authority is me.

 

[Apisto42]

I have it on good authority that’s one of his preferred currencies.

The authority is me.

I think most of the men and women on here prefer that currency. Who don’t like boobs?