🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Chernosoth]

I wanked myself to sleep sitting at my desk and woke up thinking of "vanilla with roast egg."

 

[Azuldrgon]

Also props to the esteemed panel of judge for the personalised trophy. No one enjoys a tea bagging more than @AmberLGreen.

Nominated for misspelling personalized.
We expect better from the OP.

 

[TunnelKing089]

My wanking has been subpar of late.
I feel like Robert De Niro in the crappy family comedy stage of his career.

@Whiskeyjack -Nominated for trying to turn Father Cavanaugh into Max Cady...

 

[TunnelKing089]

@Xerxes82 -Nominated for way too much Star Trek,addicted?

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for misspelling personalized.
We expect better from the OP.

Nominated for brutalising language with his Americanisms.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Nominated for brutalising language with his Americanisms.

Brutalizing.

I write, so I edit things naturally.

 

[ydahecnot]

 

[StillRain]

Brutalizing.

I write, so I edit things naturally.

I don’t care.

 

[StillRain]

It’s a cold, and lonely day in wanking when the only source of amusement is Lit’s largest suck up.

What’s going on, have you all gone limp wristed? Do we need a group stretch? Shall we limber up those grips and pointy fingers you depraived little loves.

 

[Lmizzler]

It’s a cold, and lonely day in wanking when the only source of amusement is Lit’s largest suck up.

What’s going on, have you all gone limp wristed? Do we need a group stretch? Shall we limber up those grips and pointy fingers you depraived little loves.

Nominated for suggesting that someone can simply induce wankery rather than letting it happen naturally.

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for suggesting that someone can simply induce wankery rather than letting it happen naturally.

Someone’s not been down to the titty threads lately.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Someone’s not been down to the titty threads lately.

https://i.gifer.com/MX0o.gif
Nah. She’s lying.

 

[Apisto42]

I laughed at Ricky Gervais telling dying kids they were retarded.

And jerking off a pedo.

 

[InThe312]

Nominated for suggesting that someone can simply induce wankery rather than letting it happen naturally.

Nominated for whining

 

[InThe312]

Well wankers, it's a slow start to the week. If I don't see more wanking and nominations coming in...I'll have to write another article and Amber will lose her shit again.

So far, we have a lot of familiar faces

(Nominee / money line / over under total WotW)
@ToPleaseHim for Dickie / +200 / 1
@AmberLGreen for improper declination / +500 / 1
@enbiji for Zuckerberg / -150 / 1
@UnquietDreams for doing the doings / +200 / 2
@Azuldrgon for poor nominating, Americanism / +500 / 1
@Whiskeyjack for alchemy / -150 / 1
@Xerxes82 for more Spock ears than last week / -250 / 1
@Lmizzler for whining / +350 / 2

I know you're all better than this

Actually I know this is exactly how big of wankers you all are.

 

[enbiji]

Well wankers, it's a slow start to the week. If I don't see more wanking and nominations coming in...I'll have to write another article and Amber will lose her shit again.

So far, we have a lot of familiar faces

(Nominee / money line / over under total WotW)
@ToPleaseHim for Dickie / +200 / 1
@AmberLGreen for improper declination / +500 / 1
@enbiji for Zuckerberg / -150 / 1
@UnquietDreams for doing the doings / +200 / 2
@Azuldrgon for poor nominating, Americanism / +500 / 1
@Whiskeyjack for alchemy / -150 / 1
@Xerxes82 for more Spock ears than last week / -250 / 1
@Lmizzler for whining / +350 / 2

I know you're all better than this

Actually I know this is exactly how big of wankers you all are.

That is a pretty weak ass list. I can probably win this without campaigning much.

 

[Lmizzler]

That is a pretty weak ass list. I can probably win this without campaigning much.

Nominated for the sheer pleasure of it all

 

[enbiji]

This thread, there are few that are danker
Barely floats, like a broken down tanker
I hope it won't sink
In the ocean's dark drink
Before I'm crowned Queen of the Wankers

 

[Azuldrgon]

Well wankers, it's a slow start to the week. If I don't see more wanking and nominations coming in...I'll have to write another article and Amber will lose her shit again.

So far, we have a lot of familiar faces

(Nominee / money line / over under total WotW)
@ToPleaseHim for Dickie / +200 / 1
@AmberLGreen for improper declination / +500 / 1
@enbiji for Zuckerberg / -150 / 1
@UnquietDreams for doing the doings / +200 / 2
@Azuldrgon for poor nominating, Americanism / +500 / 1
@Whiskeyjack for alchemy / -150 / 1
@Xerxes82 for more Spock ears than last week / -250 / 1
@Lmizzler for whining / +350 / 2

I know you're all better than this

Actually I know this is exactly how big of wankers you all are.

@AmberLGreen at equal odds? Interesting.
Nomination because Amber deserves better.

 

[InThe312]

@AmberLGreen at equal odds? Interesting.
Nomination because Amber deserves better.

+500 reads as an underdog to me.

 

[Apisto42]

This thread has gone stale. Once Vegas odds are in, the fun goes out the window and it’s just all about the money. There’s no sport in it anymore.

Nominate @StillRain for not paying attention to me. Such a wanker move.

 

[InThe312]

This thread has gone stale. Once Vegas odds are in, the fun goes out the window and it’s just all about the money. There’s no sport in it anymore.

Nominate @StillRain for not paying attention to me. Such a wanker move.

 

[crazychemgirl]

@InThe312 be careful what you ask for ….

 

[Apisto42]

That’s the spirit. My work here is done.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I nominate @SalaciousMonkey22 for his excessive gif usage.