Come on, they're paid a living wage. And, everyone who's anyone know that Unicorns are a weepy emotional mess! Better to put their tears to good use!Nominated for making unicorns cry AND having Himalayan virgins working for pennies on the dollar. Furthermore why are you wasting virgins!?
Seconded, It's about time those one horned wankers are held accountable!
I object.
That's your horn? I just thought you were happy to see me!
I am happy to see you. It’s normally able to be hidden under a hat.
A pair of virgins just finished polishing my horn. I’m too dehydrated to cry at the moment.Altered photo!!! No crying= not a unicorn!!
I’m sorry, my little man chowder. I’ve been neglectful, I know. Therapy will help. Maybe.
While you were busy nominating me for not wanking, I was busy having sex. So... I reject your nomination.
This is not how this works.While you were busy nominating me for not wanking, I was busy having sex. So... I reject your nomination.
He really is. I’m pretty sure it’s an automated alert I get every time @Whiskeyjack gets laid
So every month?He really is. I’m pretty sure it’s an automated alert I get every time @Whiskeyjack gets laid
I know. He’s still working through some things. Don’t worry. You’re perfect whatever he says@SalaciousMonkey22 ... Bry is being mean to me again!
A man of oh my godWhile you were busy nominating me for not wanking, I was busy having sex. So... I reject your nomination.
Nominated for bragging and also not taking the job at my cult 'Tits for Jesus'... Despite it being offered multiple times.
Seconded
What's the pay and benefits package like?
Unlimited boobs and couch time... You'd have to help build our congregation before we made any real internet money...
I have it on good authority that’s one of his preferred currencies.
