🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[crazychemgirl]

Seconding my own initial nomination with additional evidence

Nominated for also not nominating the other participants

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

It’s kind of like ranch…

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Nominated for not tagging @Bry1313 with this like a decent human would do!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nominating @__Nathan1968 for tomato abuse

Nominating for being contradicting when you should see what she does with cucumbers!

 

[__Nathan1968]

Nominating for being contradicting when you should see what she does with cucumbers!

I’m withholding my nominations pending photo evidence of said liaisons with said alleged garden bounty.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@Yesok1 for spreading disturbing banana rumors without proof. I need to see the video

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for also not nominating the other participants

Nominated for not taking responsibility for her actions

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I’m withholding my nominations pending photo evidence of said liaisons with said alleged garden bounty.

Nominated for holding out on nominations for such trivial things as proof!

 

[lavendersilk]

Nominating @crazychemgirl for not sending me her address so I can book my flight.

Nominating @SalaciousMonkey22 for false advertising with his innocent baby monkey avatar.

Nominating @OrdinaryPerson for not sending me a single dick pic. Not even once.

Nominating @Wand3rlust for... being... British? I think. Haven't heard her voice in awhile...

Nominating @__Nathan1968 for wearing shorts on his bike ride.

Nominating @SirConradPeckereye for not looking like his avatar at all.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating @crazychemgirl for not sending me her address so I can book my flight.

Nominating @SalaciousMonkey22 for false advertising with his innocent baby monkey avatar.

Nominating @OrdinaryPerson for not sending me a single dick pic. Not even once.

Nominating @Wand3rlust for... being... British? I think. Haven't heard her voice in awhile...

Nominating @__Nathan1968 for wearing shorts on his bike ride.

Nominating @SirConradPeckereye for not looking like his avatar at all.

This is the BEST nomination post by far …


Nominating @lavendersilk for being better at nominating than me.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominating @SalaciousMonkey22 for false advertising with his innocent baby monkey avatar

When did Slander Monkey Month begin?

Nominated for baseless libelous lies and innuendo.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Nominating @__Nathan1968 for wearing shorts on his bike ride.

While it is humbling just to be nominated, the shorts are worn UNDER my armored riding pants. I had just stripped out of them like Magic Mike (ok, like Chris Farley in the Chippendales skit) in the waiting room at the dentist.

I ride ATGATT (all the gear, all the time.) Head to toe regardless of weather.

 

[Yesok1]

@Yesok1 for spreading disturbing banana rumors without proof. I need to see the video

Here it is, the file i had corrupted, but this is a valid replica. @Wriggle practicing his next party trick. He just doesn't want to lose his teeth.

 

[lavendersilk]

While it is humbling just to be nominated, the shorts are worn UNDER my armored riding pants. I had just stripped out of them like Magic Mike (ok, like Chris Farley in the Chippendales skit) in the waiting room at the dentist.

I ride ATGATT (all the gear, all the time.) Head to toe regardless of weather.

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Nominated for giving the dentist office a free show and not inviting me.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Nominated for giving the dentist office a free show and not inviting me.

This was the first time I’ve had to ‘turn my head and cough.’ But, she’s the doctor.

 

[Yesok1]

@Yesok1 for spreading disturbing banana rumors without proof. I need to see the video

Will this be rescinded now please?

I found the file, Here.

 

[InThe312]

Will this be rescinded now please?

I found the file, Here.

No. You can't be unnominated...the wanker behavior occurred, even if a vain attempt to reverse it was made.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Will this be rescinded now please?

I found the file, Here.

No.
Nominated again for making me watch that video

 

[Yesok1]

No.
Nominated again for making me watch that video

But that's not fair. I didnt make you watch the video.

I bet @Wand3rlust would vouch for my nomination to be rescinded. She is adorable after all.

I nominate @Wriggle for eating bananas in this fashion (unpeeled).

 

[Wriggle]

Nomination for @Yesok1 for driving me bananas.

 

[__Nathan1968]

No.
Nominated again for making me watch that video

That video is nothing. I give you, this:

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nominating @lavendersilk twice for:
1. Calling me out like that.
2. Defamation of character for saying "I look nothing like my avatar"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That video is nothing. I give you, this:

I nominate @Yesok1 for starting this. She’s worse than @crazychemgirl

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That video is nothing. I give you, this:

Nominated for indulging this. And linking to Twitter! In the year of our lord 2024.

 

[lavendersilk]

Nominating @lavendersilk twice for:
1. Calling me out like that.
2. Defamation of character for saying "I look nothing like my avatar"

Nominated for broken emojis and no photographic evidence to back up your innocence.

 

[Wriggle]

That video is nothing. I give you, this:

Do you reckon this is because eating one normally makes him remember college days experimental hazing and shame?