🏅The 2021 Ampic Tittie Awards!🏅

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

My God I love your sense of humor..sexy and silly.

Well thanks. Though I promise you, I am a total dork. The sexy thing is an illusion, the silly thing is real.

 

[Shi_One81]

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Just casually dropping in... oh look, Jello!

 

[oldnotdead47]

This is quite a competition between Shi and Justa. I can't help imagining them racing topless to the finish line and _______ wins by a ____________ Fill in the blanks

 

[Shi_One81]

This is quite a competition between Shi and Justa. I can't help imagining them racing topless to the finish line and _______ wins by a ____________ Fill in the blanks

If I ran, I’d get knocked out by a titty. lol

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[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

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Just casually dropping in... oh look, Jello!

so, I must confess I might end up making jello just to take sticky jello coated titty pictures just to really drive home the jello joke.

This is quite a competition between Shi and Justa. I can't help imagining them racing topless to the finish line and _______ wins by a ____________ Fill in the blanks

haha. hopefully it is racing topless in cars, because I do not run. Like ever. There shall be no running. The titties prefer it that way.

http://i.imgur.com/glKuPtPm.jpg

 

[Shi_One81]

so, I must confess I might end up making jello just to take sticky jello coated titty pictures just to really drive home the jello joke.



haha. hopefully it is racing topless in cars, because I do not run. Like ever. There shall be no running. The titties prefer it that way.

http://i.imgur.com/glKuPtPm.jpg

I have green jello in the fridge...

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[Moochienanu]

Is all this Jello talk making anyone else hungry? For the record, I’m more of a pudding girl...

Anyways! Where was I? Oh yeah! Get those nominations in everyone! I need the before Tuesday so that the award show can be prepared! If you want to be a guest presenter (you know you want to!!! ), please let me know here or in a PM!

Posters

• Favorite new
  
  ~ Orchidea
  ~ NastyNyx
  ~ Meduus​
• Favorite classic
  
  ~ Icy1
  ~ Massive Grooves
  ~ Justa
  ~ Missswannie
  ~ Aphro
  ~ Kimleigh
  ~ Cyclista
  ~ Shygirl3327​
• Favorite in a shared thread
  
  ~ Talikat in The Weekly ABC... Themed Thread
  ~ Mustang Sally in Titty Tuesday
  ~ Numi and Hornblende in Couples at Play
  ~ Missswannie and Hiroko in When you know you shouldn’t... but​
• Most artistic
  
  ~ Massive Grooves
  ~ Moochie
  ~ JustAnotherFlower
  ~ Icy1​
• Most poetic
  
  ~ Moochie
  ~ y=mx+b
  ~ TAN​
• Most prolific
  
  ~ Justa
  ~ Kimleigh
  ~ y=mx+b​
• Most talented
  
  ~ Moochie
  ~ Icy1
  ~ Talikat
  ~ Ruby​
• Most likely to post a bathroom picture
  
  ~ Justa
  ~ Massive Grooves
  ~ Drac​
• Most likely to post an exotic picture
  
  ~ missswannie
  ~ Cyclista​
• Most likely to post a kinky picture
  
  ~ MRS36D
  ~ Wolfgrrl
  ~ Meduus
  ~ Justa
  ~ Kimleigh​

Pictures

• Best black and white
  
  ~ Jimmy167
  ~ Massive Grooves
  ~ JustAnotherFlower
  ~ Lastingimpressions
  ~ Vanessa​
• Best gif
  
  ~ Micio_Lambire
  ~ The Cockpop Gents
  ~ Justa
  ~ Cyclista​
• Best use of color
  
  ~ Wolfgrrl Red Rope
  ~ Shi
  ~ JustAnotherFlower for a subtle pop
  ~ Moochie for Pastel ropework​
• Best use of light and/or shadow
  
  ~ Jimmy167
  ~ Missswannie
  ~ Icy1
  ~ Vanessa​
• Most erotic
  
  ~ missswannie
  ~ Tinycutie
  ~ TnT69
  ~ Kimleigh
  ~ Cyclista​
• Most surprising
  
  ~ Chillygirl for Pineapple skulls
  ~ draconus_infernus for Banjo
  ~ Ruby for keeping her boobs in this corset
  ~ Cyclista for posting such variety​
• Oddest item included
  
  ~ y=mx+b for Oil cap
  ~ Numiniusa for European Union flag
  ~ draconus_infernus for video game controller
  ~ y=mx+b for marbles
  ~ Justa for Ice dildo One and Two​
  ~ Justa for Vacuum under breasts (link me, Justa!)

Threads

• Favorite new
  
  ~ Your Clothes On...Pictures
  ~ Self-Pleasure Saturday
  ~ Nerdy, Dirty, Inked, and Curvy
  ~ Guys show bum to attract ladies
  ~ Hello (Tinycutie)​
• Favorite classic
  
  ~ Vanessa
  ~ Post your breasts with size
  ~ Sexy Men of Lit
  ~ Sexy Women of Lit
  ~ Icy’s Erotic Exposures
  ~ Creative musings
  ~ Justanother superfluous sequel​
• Most creative
  
  ~ Post your paired pics redux
  ~ The Wonderful World of Artsy Images
  ~ The weekly ABC... themed thread
  ~ Icy’s Erotic Exposures​

Commenters

• Best thread digression
  
  ~ Justa’s for The politics of why all nipples are not treated equal
  ~ Ruby for Fast Fashion​
• Favorite commenter
  
  ~ Todger
  ~ drtshare
  ~ Glendale22​
• Least likely to comment
  
  ~ Cyclista​
• Most surprising comment
• The one you want to meet (or have met) outside Lit
  
  ~ Sassy
  ~ Angelica
  ~ draconus_infernus
  ~ TAN
  ~ Endlessnameless
  ~ Moochie
  ~ Ruby
  ~ Massive Grooves
  ~ Icy1
  ~ Justa
  ~ Missswannie
  ~ HirokoM
  ~ Aphro
  ~ Kimleigh
  ~ Cyclista​

Competitive Awards:

• Most Tittie pics in this award show thread
• Most Tushie pics in this award show thread

Just an FYI...

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

We have a tittie Tally race!

https://i.imgur.com/dR7fgVr.jpg

Shi_One81 is leading Justa 32-27, ahead by, um, well, by a nipple?

Gratuitous hairy man boobs. This was supposed to be P is for Painting in the weekly ABC thread, but I missed posting...

https://i.imgur.com/PLjQaHQ.jpg

And here I am cooking the books...

https://imgur.com/1xlyKuS

 

[Shi_One81]

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Post shower boobies

 

[Mustang Sally]

Favorite in a shared thread
~ Talikat in The Weekly ABC... Themed Thread
~ Mustang Sally in Titty Tuesday
~ Numi and Hornblende in Couples at Play
~ Missswannie and Hiroko in When you know you shouldn’t... but

Just seeing this now. I don't know how this list came about, but I am SHOCKED and far beyond flattered that anyone would think of me when gorgeous boobs abound around here and when I haven't been around in months, but ummm thanks! Love you! lol

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Just seeing this now. I don't know how this list came about, but I am SHOCKED and far beyond flattered that anyone would think of me when gorgeous boobs abound around here and when I haven't been around in months, but ummm thanks! Love you! lol

It just shows how much you are missed Sally. Gorgeous Boobs and all.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

oh, now I am not a for profit kind of gal. Jello wrestling should be free for all.



indeed you do. Hopefully we didn't create too much work for you. If it is too much, I can lend you my shirt, granted it isn't striped because you know how I feel about my tits in stripes. Or, oh I could blow your whistle for you. That should free you up for counting, right? Would that also count as a tally bribe?

and of course more titties so I don't fall further behind

http://i.imgur.com/N3Wov2f.gif

need it slower for counting purposes?

http://i.imgur.com/G5zWvlc.gif

oh if my tits and tushy are visible in the same image, does it count for both?
http://i.imgur.com/6IHtp4Bm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/nSTrZRvm.jpg

and yes, keeping things clean in here

http://i.imgur.com/ZVe6VQ7m.jpg

You may blow my whistle any time you like. Just let me get it out...

Tushie and titties in the same image are almost too much for me to handle, but yes, they BOTH count. Go for it kid!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

so, I must confess I might end up making jello just to take sticky jello coated titty pictures just to really drive home the jello joke.



haha. hopefully it is racing topless in cars, because I do not run. Like ever. There shall be no running. The titties prefer it that way.

http://i.imgur.com/glKuPtPm.jpg

Racing topless in cars? Hmm. Convertibles of course. I was thinking Mustang

https://i.imgur.com/y4KSlmy.jpg?1

But a jeep would be safer. you could stand on the backseat and hold the roll bar

https://i.imgur.com/x6TlTCy.jpg

No, this is not a cheap way to get either or both of you to drive down a bumpy road topless... (nice bonus though)

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

One more nomination: Best Diversion, page 160 of The Weekly ABC Thread. Todger was not familiar with Rocky and Bullwinkle...

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

A self-serving post. Justa nominated my poem. (I'm not in a class with the other nominees, but this seems appropriate to the festive atmosphere)

AN ODE TO TITS

(With many apologies to Dr.Suess)

One tit, two tits

Red Tit, Blue Tit

Left tit, left tit. left tit, right.

Tits in the morning and tits at night

Wet tits, dry tits

Low tits, high tits

Tits in the water and tits in the grass

Big tits, big tits, big tits, ass!

Around the corner and on the street

Every where you go its tits you meet

Tits on boats, Tits in cars

Tits on airplanes and Tits in the stars

Tits on tables and Tits in heels

Tits on the internet causing squeals!

Tits in the woods and tits on the beach

Tits doing laundry, just out of reach.

Tits in a Sundress, Tits above a thong

Tits in the garden, naked all along.

Tits spread while laying on her back,

Tits popping out of a little dress that’s black.

Tits that are pierced, tits that are tanned,

Tits getting written on, Tits that get banned

Tits in a red bra, with a clasp at the front

Tits getting squeezed while she plays with her uh, vagina.

Everywhere you go, be sure to thank

The tits you see before you wank.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

We have a tittie Tally race!

https://i.imgur.com/dR7fgVr.jpg

Shi_One81 is leading Justa 32-27, ahead by, um, well, by a nipple?

Gratuitous hairy man boobs. This was supposed to be P is for Painting in the weekly ABC thread, but I missed posting...

https://i.imgur.com/PLjQaHQ.jpg

And here I am cooking the books...

https://imgur.com/1xlyKuS

Well damn, I am slacking. I need to fix that.

http://i.imgur.com/Bd0rTxWt.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/3a5QrT2t.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/OwnMAv5.gif

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I have green jello in the fridge...

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Well they do say there is always room for jello.

Racing topless in cars? Hmm. Convertibles of course. I was thinking Mustang

https://i.imgur.com/y4KSlmy.jpg?1

But a jeep would be safer. you could stand on the backseat and hold the roll bar

https://i.imgur.com/x6TlTCy.jpg

No, this is not a cheap way to get either or both of you to drive down a bumpy road topless... (nice bonus though)

haha. Well I have never been in a convertible or t-top car where I didn't stand up and flash someone. Not from a Jeep though. on the to do list.

http://i.imgur.com/kjbdhg4.gif

http://i.imgur.com/lu5gBNEt.jpg

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

A self-serving post. Justa nominated my poem. (I'm not in a class with the other nominees, but this seems appropriate to the festive atmosphere)

AN ODE TO TITS

(With many apologies to Dr.Suess)

One tit, two tits

Red Tit, Blue Tit

Left tit, left tit. left tit, right.

Tits in the morning and tits at night

Wet tits, dry tits

Low tits, high tits

Tits in the water and tits in the grass

Big tits, big tits, big tits, ass!

Around the corner and on the street

Every where you go its tits you meet

Tits on boats, Tits in cars

Tits on airplanes and Tits in the stars

Tits on tables and Tits in heels

Tits on the internet causing squeals!

Tits in the woods and tits on the beach

Tits doing laundry, just out of reach.

Tits in a Sundress, Tits above a thong

Tits in the garden, naked all along.

Tits spread while laying on her back,

Tits popping out of a little dress that’s black.

Tits that are pierced, tits that are tanned,

Tits getting written on, Tits that get banned

Tits in a red bra, with a clasp at the front

Tits getting squeezed while she plays with her uh, vagina.

Everywhere you go, be sure to thank

The tits you see before you wank.

lol. still makes me laugh. Also, I think Dr Suess would be cool with it. I have it on good authority he liked tits. I still fully intend to turn this into a photo book, and have a couple printed as cheap as my christmas gifts for friends. Yes, some friends buy each other meaningful and thoughtful gifts, we buy each other macweenie and cheese, wind up hopping dicks, cat asshole magnets, fart coloring books, cow print hats, dick in a box, and nipple can covers. I think this paired with the correct pictures can be a fabulous gag gift that they have never seen

 

[Shi_One81]

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Happy Wednesday

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

lol. still makes me laugh. Also, I think Dr Suess would be cool with it. I have it on good authority he liked tits. I still fully intend to turn this into a photo book, and have a couple printed as cheap as my christmas gifts for friends. Yes, some friends buy each other meaningful and thoughtful gifts, we buy each other macweenie and cheese, wind up hopping dicks, cat asshole magnets, fart coloring books, cow print hats, dick in a box, and nipple can covers. I think this paired with the correct pictures can be a fabulous gag gift that they have never seen

I imagine the Good Doctor would approve, after all, this was his first book:

https://seussblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/original-cover.jpg

Lots of boobies, but oddly enough, no nipples. (I suspect the same censor that too away the Starbuck's Mermaid's nipples)

https://friendsofwords.files.wordpress.com/2019/12/seven-lady-godivas-summary-theme.jpg?w=1200

Fun fact: Lady Godiva is the Patron Saint of Engineering Students (at least in Canada, and, she was a million years ago when I was a student)


Oh, and I want to see the book!

Does this count as a diversion?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well they do say there is always room for jello.





haha. Well I have never been in a convertible or t-top car where I didn't stand up and flash someone. Not from a Jeep though. on the to do list.

http://i.imgur.com/kjbdhg4.gif

http://i.imgur.com/lu5gBNEt.jpg

How do I put this delicately: the top of the roll bar on a JK Wrangler (my 2012 for example) is like a foot wide (it houses the rear speakers). It might be a place to rest, um, a tired body part. Like your arm, when you get tired from all that waving at the crowd...

FYI: Jeep Topless Day is Saturday 15 May (its the day we take the tops off our Jeeps)

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

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Happy Wednesday

Happy Hump Day!

 

[talikat]

We have a tittie Tally race!

https://i.imgur.com/dR7 Shi_One81 is leading Justa 32-27, ahead by, um, well, by a nipple? Gratuitous hairy man boobs. This was supposed to be P is for Painting in the weekly ABC thread, but I missed posting... [IMG]https://i.imgur.com/PLjQaH And here I am cooking the books... [URL="https:/.com/1xlyKuS"]httpsm/1xlyKuS[/URL][/QUOTE] You guys have been busy in here, maybe I should wander over to the main page more often! :o This is a great picture, TAN with a great angle of the fur, thank you!! :kiss::heart:

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

You guys have been busy in here, maybe I should wander over to the main page more often!

This is a great picture, TAN with a great angle of the fur, thank you!!

Thank you Tali

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Hey guys and gals! Keep those boobies and bums coming in. I really am out of naughty bits to count. Help a perv out ladies.

To quote another Dr. Suess character, Yertle the Pervertle: Titties, more titties he bellowed and brayed! The tities they followed, they made a parade...

Bring on the boobies and bums...

Ladies: I will count your bits very carefully, several times to be sure. Gents: I will count your parts very quickly.

Get them posted folk! The official end is noon eastern daylight time Wednesday 17MAR2021. It's St. Paddys day, so green it up!

I'll post a count tomorrow.