🏅The 2021 Ampic Tittie Awards!🏅

Thanks for sharing Shi. I will carefully count the pics, likely several times. I've been away a bit: I never noticed the ink in your cleavage. Is it new or do I need a better monitor?

It’s new, got it last week
 
Well Damn. Look at Shi just swooping in for a minute and taking the lead in the Titty Tally. Not so fast, I may be easy in a number of ways, but Titty Tallying is not one of them. I might have to challenge her to Jello Wrestling to settle this.

(fyi, if my playful tone is not obvious, I am just joking around.....well unless my Jello Wrestling challenge is accepted)

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ok, so what categories are low on nominations?

favorite new? I had a hard time finding one new person. sigh.

most poetic? oh god. Um well I did really enjoy Tan's One Titty Two Titty poem.

most talented? Doesn't Tali play the guitar. Chick Guitarists always rock.

most likely to post a bathroom picture? Well that is so me, but it is too empty, so who is going to join me and Massive Grooves in the bathroom? hum, Drac posts his fair share of shower pics.

most likely to post an exotic picture. Um, I will add Cyclista with her nature images.

man, some of the lurkers need to get on these nominations, I apparently to not play in other threads enough. this is really hard. I will move to comments later.

oh yeah, boobs.

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Ha ha! I hardly have any time for taking pictures these days, and somehow I made the list!!!

You are a classic Aphro. :kiss: I find it interesting that the pandemic gave some people more time to take pictures and caused other people to have less time.

Cheers :kiss:
 
ok, so what categories are low on nominations?

most talented? Doesn't Tali play the guitar. Chick Guitarists always rock.

most likely to post a bathroom picture? Well that is so me, but it is too empty, so who is going to join me and Massive Grooves in the bathroom? hum, Drac posts his fair share of shower pics.

most likely to post an exotic picture. Um, I will add Cyclista with her nature images.

Tali plays bass. I will definitely second that nomination for most talented.
Ruby should be on there too, if she's not already, as she is such a talented seamstress who has shared her work in her thread.

Definitely Drac for the bathroom pics category.

And I was coming here to nominate Cyclista for her nature pics. Great minds, Justa.


Damn girl, you are bringing it! :eek::D
 

Well, from what I learned in college, the jello color will be brown. Why you ask, well I found that to turn even a modest inflatable kiddie pool into a jello wrestling ring, you need at least 200 packs of jello. Do you know what happens if you go to walmart to buy a minimum of 200 packs of jello? You buy every box of jello they have and mix them, you get brown. Granted, you can only boil so much water at a time, so you get some layering.

And yes, what is jello wrestling without whipped cream wars?

Tali plays bass. I will definitely second that nomination for most talented.
Ruby should be on there too, if she's not already, as she is such a talented seamstress who has shared her work in her thread.

Definitely Drac for the bathroom pics category.

And I was coming here to nominate Cyclista for her nature pics. Great minds, Justa.



Damn girl, you are bringing it! :eek::D

indeed. And I need to check out Ruby's work. This thread shows me what a poor job I do at exploring.


and tally

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Hmmm maybe a pool full of Orbeez? They’re pretty - way better than brown Jello (ew) lol 😂

lol.

Well, amazon probably has a jello wrestling solution by now, with like bulk jello high in gelatin. Though sure we could do orbeez. But jello wrestling has this memorable sticky yet slippery quality. Having played in kiddie pools full of orbeez too, they have a mushy, slippery quality but not the stickiness that really makes jello wrestling the winning event it is.

Though I have never mixed jello with cool whip to do a jello mousse wrestling. That is so on my todo list now.

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I have to throw in a nom for glendale22 in the best commenter category. He is always funny and generous and has the best art references. :)

It's an honor to be nominated, even though I know Meryl Streep is going to win.
 
Well Damn. Look at Shi just swooping in for a minute and taking the lead in the Titty Tally. Not so fast, I may be easy in a number of ways, but Titty Tallying is not one of them. I might have to challenge her to Jello Wrestling to settle this.

(fyi, if my playful tone is not obvious, I am just joking around.....well unless my Jello Wrestling challenge is accepted)

http://i.imgur.com/LIOlJvT.gif

http://i.imgur.com/YTl3iIm.gif
Selling tickets to that jello match? I see a windfall here.
 
Well Damn. Look at Shi just swooping in for a minute and taking the lead in the Titty Tally. Not so fast, I may be easy in a number of ways, but Titty Tallying is not one of them. I might have to challenge her to Jello Wrestling to settle this.

(fyi, if my playful tone is not obvious, I am just joking around.....well unless my Jello Wrestling challenge is accepted)

http://i.imgur.com/LIOlJvT.gif

http://i.imgur.com/YTl3iIm.gif

Obviously I have a lot of counting to do. Thank you Ladies.

And lets not start any jello wrestling...until I find my whistle and ref shirt...
 
Selling tickets to that jello match? I see a windfall here.

oh, now I am not a for profit kind of gal. Jello wrestling should be free for all.

Obviously I have a lot of counting to do. Thank you Ladies.

And lets not start any jello wrestling...until I find my whistle and ref shirt...

indeed you do. Hopefully we didn't create too much work for you. If it is too much, I can lend you my shirt, granted it isn't striped because you know how I feel about my tits in stripes. Or, oh I could blow your whistle for you. That should free you up for counting, right? Would that also count as a tally bribe?

and of course more titties so I don't fall further behind

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need it slower for counting purposes?

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oh if my tits and tushy are visible in the same image, does it count for both?
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and yes, keeping things clean in here

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Hey Moochie. I see on the nomination page that you are asking for a link to the vacuum post. I can't find it, so I will recreate it here for the link.

See, I was checking out instagram and the teenieboppers were doing the pen underboob challenge again. Ok, fine they probably weren't teenieboppers but at my age, if they aren't at least pushing 30, they appear 18. 26 or 18, same thing to me. So yeah, anyway, super young chicks proving their tits are big enough to hold up pens, pencils or markers.

https://i.imgur.com/FCYzOkC.jpg

then there was this awesome lady, who like me laughs at the pen thing because we have lost pens for hours under our tits, and she decided to hold up a broom

https://i.imgur.com/4j7keuZ.jpg

But I knew that I could top a broom. So one broom, two broom
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but then I ran out of brooms....so what tops brooms? A vacuum.

https://i.imgur.com/nztPEBt.jpg

And that is how I learned I can carry a vacuum cleaner with my tits. Somehow, my life is better for knowing this.

anyway, ice nipple for the tally
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(So Tan, 4 for the tally)
 
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