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If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You
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If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
jason28053
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Is that a light saber you have or are you just happy to meet me?
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Use the Force Jason, use the Force
Him15
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no its actual beetles not another name for my penis
MedicalMuse
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I recently learned a new term: frotting.
I can give you glow in the dark condoms and you can put on a show
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You wanna sell tickets?
MedicalMuse
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Yep lol. I bet we’d sell a lot
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That isnt how this works. @MedicalMuse will let YOU have a percentage of sales...I’ll let you have a percentage of the sales.
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How many tickets can we count on your for?
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It worked for him. Although truthfully if a girl goes to a bar by herself anything is gonna work if the guy just grows a pair and talks to her. I mean geez guys, why do you think we're there in the first place!LMAO That’s just pure gold
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So you’re saying there’s a chance?
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That was actually kinda awesome haha
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Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You.
Why would I want to do this incompetently?
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Hi. Nice feet. May I?
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Do you mind if I smirk?
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You like feet, eh? I’m more of a metric man. As in … have you met my Rick. Which is like meeting my Dick. Which …
Ok this is a stretch for me, too.
Ok this is a stretch for me, too.
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I*ll show you my tweezers if you show me yours……
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Oooh, ooh, I’m so excited about my new tweezers, they have a little dog on them! What do yours look like?
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Girl did you wash your jeans in Windex? Cause I can see myself in them 
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Hi. I see the bulge in your pants is vibrating.
Is it your phone or are you excited to see me big boy.
Is it your phone or are you excited to see me big boy.
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