MedicalMuse
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Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You
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If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
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Is that a light saber you have or are you just happy to meet me?
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Use the Force Jason, use the Force
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no its actual beetles not another name for my penis
MedicalMuse
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I recently learned a new term: frotting.
I can give you glow in the dark condoms and you can put on a show
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You wanna sell tickets?
MedicalMuse
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Yep lol. I bet we’d sell a lot
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That isnt how this works. @MedicalMuse will let YOU have a percentage of sales...I’ll let you have a percentage of the sales.
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How many tickets can we count on your for?
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It worked for him. Although truthfully if a girl goes to a bar by herself anything is gonna work if the guy just grows a pair and talks to her. I mean geez guys, why do you think we're there in the first place!LMAO That’s just pure gold
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So you’re saying there’s a chance?
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