Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Wand3rlust]

Do you say 'scone' or 'scone'?

 

[tugger1987]

were you on transformers because your optimus fine

 

[lacandy]

I’m going to need someone to explain the difference between what I already do and “incompetent flirting” because I’m getting the same results…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I’m going to need someone to explain the difference between what I already do and “incompetent flirting” because I’m getting the same results…

We could use some MoCandy

 

[tugger1987]

I’m going to need someone to explain the difference between what I already do and “incompetent flirting” because I’m getting the same results…

maybe your so bad its good, sure its how I got as far as I did ha

 

[Baztrachian]

Is your last name Baztrachian?

Would you like it to be?

 

[Sixfoot4again]

Do you say 'scone' or 'scone'?

I say tomatoes, you say tomatoes....

 

[kreemi_pi]

I say tomatoes, you say tomatoes....

You wanna get in my panties? Ok, try these on.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Do you have any Welsh in you?
No?
Would you like some?

 

[staciliv]

I've found this one works 100% of the time when I use it on men:

"Hello"

 

[kreemi_pi]

Are you SpongeBob? Cuz you seem like you wanna live in my Bikini Bottom.

 

[tugger1987]

Do you like vegetable coz I like you from my head to-matoes

 

[kreemi_pi]

I've found this one works 100% of the time when I use it on men:

"Hello"

"Sorry, not interested" only works 97% of the time

 

[kreemi_pi]

Hey babe, what's your sign? I'm a Stradivarius.

 

[staciliv]

You wanna get in my panties? Ok, try these on.

Not smart, he goes home with your panties, and you go home without. A better response would be, "You want to get in my panties? Ok, I'll sell 'em to you for fifty bucks!"

 

[tugger1987]

do you like the sales coz theres 100% off clothes at mine

 

[staciliv]

My personal fav line that was used on me? "Can you help me? I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body and I need to escape!"

 

[Fred6969]

"Can you help me? I've lost my puppy dog and can't find him anywhere. I think he went into this cheap motel room....."

 

[tugger1987]

My personal fav line that was used on me? "Can you help me? I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body and I need to escape!"

brilliant

 

[kreemi_pi]

Not smart, he goes home with your panties, and you go home without. A better response would be, "You want to get in my panties? Ok, I'll sell 'em to you for fifty bucks!"

Well, it was supposed to be incompetent lol.

 

[Pad_Foot]

You know, Pi. In Greek the i. Is really an E so Pie ... becomes Pee.
That's not something that everyone is into.

 

[kreemi_pi]

You know, Pi. In Greek the i. Is really an E so Pie ... becomes Pee.
That's not something that everyone is into.

That was pretty incompetent

 

[Pad_Foot]

I find failing to be pretty easy at times. Are you into failing men? Or flailing ones?

 

[kreemi_pi]

Is this a library? I saw you checking me out.

 

[HorryD]

Do you like raisins? No? How about a date that’s equally dried up and disappointing?