Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Otis_Ravelli]

Many people have cheesy chat-up lines and terrible opening conversational gambits when they want to flirt. Here is a place to get that all out of your system.

Flirt with the Lister above you in such an incompetent, ham-fisted, way that you'd never be given the time of day.

 

[Cat]

Many people have cheesy chat-up lines and terrible opening conversational gambits when they want to flirt. Here is a place to get that all out of your system.

Flirt with the Lister above you in such an incompetent, ham-fisted, way that you'd never be given the time of day.

Hi, I was thinking.. so, I have to go and visit my grandmother and aunty today, it is through an extremely swampy wetland area, and my car cannot drive there.. Wanna come with me?

Also, could you bring some clean towels and coffee?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me and move back and forth rapidly while making grunting sounds?

 

[magellans_demon]

You can't spell 'quarantine' without U R A Q T - and I should know, I'm in quarantine for some extremely contagious STD's, want to keep me company?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Let's rewrite the alphabet so I can C U as an X.

 

[Kittycity]

I'm deficient because I'm Scottish so I could really use some vitamin D

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

*licking my fingertip and touching your shirt at the shoulder*

Now let's get out of these wet clothes!

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven like our lord and saviour Beelzebub. HAIL SATAN!

 

[magellans_demon]

Besides being gorgeous what do you do for a living.... because it's always wise to have a back-up plan in case the first one isn't working out if you know what I mean... wait, where are you going?

 

[Cat]

I think you could be the one!

We should have at least 5 kids.. but first, we need to change your wardrobe and job, I need something to talk with my girlfriends about.

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I come in again?

 

[Qky75]

Heh heh I ate a cat once....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanna see the weird tricks I can do with my face?

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Allow myself to introduce...myself

 

[Wriggle]

Are you a bank loan because I'm going to make you regret me once a month.

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Hey, wanna fuck?

 

[Wriggle]

Wanna see the weird tricks I can do with my face?

This actually would work on me.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Wriggle in this!

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart.

If you weren't toast from London. Maybe!

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the librarians

 

[magellans_demon]

I bet you were really good looking when you were younger...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the librarians

Do you like it when a woman dips your balls in hot tea?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I bet you were really good looking when you were younger...

**damnit you came in before I posted!

 

[Qky75]

I bet you were really good looking when you were younger...

Some might call me shallow...but I'm sure you'll do.