Cock Talk

[aussiegeekygal]

They don’t sit or stand, they just kind of hang around.

Do they ever get in the way?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Do they ever get in the way?

I have sat on them before.
And they have a tendency to jump in front of a dribbled basketball.

 

[Endless_Night]

Those are two very different things.
I am judging myself innocent in this case.

I dunno. According to @investor2020 you have a salacious mind. And the idea of Aussie and latex seems to be of . . . interest.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I dunno. According to @investor2020 you have a salacious mind. And the idea of Aussie and latex seems to be of . . . interest.

Well, if you’re going to inundate me with facts then I’m going look more guilty.

 

[Endless_Night]

Well, if you’re going to inundate me with facts then I’m going look more guilty.

Darn those facts!!!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I, too, pictured fairly disturbing things. Like top halves and bottom halves and even quarters.

That is how the conversation went. In detail

I was steeling myself to ask who was holding out for the quarter, so I could put them on my *never be alone with them in a thread* list. Which I would start, just for them.

Then I saw we were talking equations.

T
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*thunk*

Equations were only a small portion of the conversation. The rest was the disturbing details that were really hilarious in context

 

[Endless_Night]

I, too, pictured fairly disturbing things. Like top halves and bottom halves and even quarters.

That is how the conversation went. In detail

Gah!

Back to considering the list. Who went quarter and who went half?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Gah!

Back to considering the list. Who went quarter and who went half?

I still say one full woman is the right answer. I mean more than one is also great, but no less than one full woman.

 

[darkelf9]

You know you can just write your own when you need a sickie?

Follow me for more life tips

only if you have a box of chocolates

 

[darkelf9]

Too similar to cum?

If your cum is the same colour as pumpkin, you need to see a doctor or sell it as pie filling.

 

[darkelf9]

Word.

Excel,...tag

 

[darkelf9]

Aren’t there lesbian boobs to make it even better? Or am I thinking of something else.

So the boobs are lesbian as well? I had no idea they were self aware. The things you learn on Lit.

 

[darkelf9]

Why are female vampires always lesbians?
And thank God they are!

Well that is just sexist. What about my rights!

 

[darkelf9]

Okay, Muscles. I am getting ready to do yoga. As these things seem important, I will do it nude. No videos, mind!!

But I will report back as to the overall experience.

Don't forget to crack a window.

 

[darkelf9]

No. Who taught you that nonsense?
There is likely gonna be overlap. Statistically speaking. But syncing periods is not a thing.

I always thought men sync women's periods with a golf trip.

 

[darkelf9]

Let’s clarify, a little, as I don’t want it to seem like a weird conversation. The discussion was about, if I was in a bed and there was another guy in the bed with me, how many women do you need to make it not awkward.

The discussion originally started off by saying 0 women was the most awkward and as the number of women increased linearly, the level of awkwardness decreased exponentially.

Mathematically is would be:

a = 1/(n^2 + .0001)

a = awkwardness
n = number of women (where n is an integer)

However, I then realized that there is a much more awkward situation where n is somewhere between 0 and 1. Me, another guy and somewhere between 1/4 to 1/2 is the most awkward situation.

It’s a good discussion for Halloween time.

We're doing maths. WTF! Let me break out my abacus...nope, it's fucked, can't get a signal.

 

[darkelf9]

Fun fact.
I've dissected a penis. I could assemble one like an infantryman (and now infantrywoman) can assemble their rifle.
I'm cool like that.

So the date didn't go well I take it?

 

[darkelf9]

Struts through the kitchen as if I ooze smut

(Even if I'm crying and stink of onions at this exact moment)

Don't worry the onions sacrificed themselves for the common good, just let it all out.

Now brussel sprouts, they are the enemy of the people, give them no quarter.

 

[darkelf9]

What is purpose of guys getting their bits waxed?

Are they hoping to get into the porn industry or do they define their self worth by how their dick looks in a photo? Why would you let anyone put warm wax on your balls then let them rip is off? I get why porn actors get their bits waxed. It makes their dicks look bigger and so the camera gets better vision of the action. But if you aren't in the porn industry and just an every day guy, waxing your balls doesn't seem to make sense, given the pain involved. Men in general are more hairy than women. And I'm assuming the wax job doesn't get all the hair off so they must use tweezers as well. I understand professional athletes shaving their body hair off. But if you are only going to the gym, why are you shaving your chest hair? I have chest hair, but I'm not hairy all over. I was once told I should shave my chest hair if I'm going to wear an open neck shirt with a couple of buttons undone. This was from a guy who couldn't grow chest hear. But hey I grew up in the '70's and '80 where chest hair was the fashion statement with an open neck shirt. So nope I don't get the purpose of waxing the male crotch area. Not referring to the dick. Although touching the dick is the only way to wax the crotch, so are these guys going in for a hand job under the pretext of getting a wax?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

My cock still talks to me every morning.

 

[hotwords229_A]

What is purpose of guys getting their bits waxed?

Are they hoping to get into the porn industry or do they define their self worth by how their dick looks in a photo? Why would you let anyone put warm wax on your balls then let them rip is off? I get why porn actors get their bits waxed. It makes their dicks look bigger and so the camera gets better vision of the action. But if you aren't in the porn industry and just an every day guy, waxing your balls doesn't seem to make sense, given the pain involved. Men in general are more hairy than women. And I'm assuming the wax job doesn't get all the hair off so they must use tweezers as well. I understand professional athletes shaving their body hair off. But if you are only going to the gym, why are you shaving your chest hair? I have chest hair, but I'm not hairy all over. I was once told I should shave my chest hair if I'm going to wear an open neck shirt with a couple of buttons undone. This was from a guy who couldn't grow chest hear. But hey I grew up in the '70's and '80 where chest hair was the fashion statement with an open neck shirt. So nope I don't get the purpose of waxing the male crotch area. Not referring to the dick. Although touching the dick is the only way to wax the crotch, so are these guys going in for a hand job under the pretext of getting a wax?

I blowtorch mine off like a real man.

 

[deft]

I blowtorch mine off like a real man.

Blowtorch? Pussy. I dive into an active lava floe and get a full-body job.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Blowtorch? Pussy. I dive into an active lava floe and get a full-body job.

Eyebrows too? That’s just weird.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Eyebrows too? That’s just weird.

@deft earlier

 

[deft]

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@deft earlier

Rifling through my sent items folder again? Rude!