Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

You are wishing for me to search porn?

I . . . uh . . . .


Does it ever occur to you we have a strange relationship?

I’m just saying . . . Have you watched that nude yoga link?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Seen a number of horror movies, don't remember seeing an Ass Axe or a Default Penis. Ass Axe not so troubling but who's walking around with a Default Penis in a horror movie? Does the real penis not work? Did the real penis get chopped off then bitten by a vampire and has now come back for revenge in the follow up movie....'Dicked Again' And yes I don't fucking know who Sara is either and frankly my dear I don't give a damn. If I had a door I'd walk out thru it.

And how does the nude yoga fit into the plot of the movie? Oh wait I think I got it. She is nude yoga instructor who is injected with a default penis after it has been bitten by a vampire and she takes revenge by running around with an Ass Axe. Ok I know it took a while but I final got there. It must be one of those foreign horror movies.

I’d watch it.

 

[darkelf9]

As I've gotten older I've realised that there are some phrases that might be taken the wrong way in certain circumstances. For example referring to someone as "anal" short for 'anal retentive' meaning fastidious about something, things must be done in a restricted way. Using that term here on Lit might get you more likes or unwanted attention.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m just saying . . . Have you watched that nude yoga link?

Are you kidding?!

There was no THIS IS SAFE FOR ENDLESS tag on that link.



But, clearly it was a moving experience for you.

 

[Endless_Night]

Okay, totally weird random nothing to do with the topic thought.

(Because I am just in that kind of place this week. )

But I bet @aussiegeekygal would do an exceptional nude yoga video.

 

[hotwords229_A]

But, clearly it was a moving experience for you.

It move at least 60 degrees!

 

[hotwords229_A]

But I bet @aussiegeekygal would do an exceptional nude yoga video.

You are assuming she hasn’t.

 

[darkelf9]

There was no porn!


No porn!


NO PORN

Oh yes there is. Some people need it to get their heart started in the morning.

As one person said...."I'm not feeling well today".....Response...."give me a feel and let me make up my own mind"

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Okay, totally weird random nothing to do with the topic thought.

(Because I am just in that kind of place this week. )

But I bet @aussiegeekygal would do an exceptional nude yoga video.

I assume very much the same thing.

You are assuming she hasn’t.

If you're insinuating I may have missed this, it's a sad day for me, indeed.

 

[darkelf9]

Okay, totally weird random nothing to do with the topic thought.

(Because I am just in that kind of place this week. )

But I bet @aussiegeekygal would do an exceptional nude yoga video.

She just might go bush ....Aussie reference the other Aussie will get it.

 

[hotwords229_A]

If you're insinuating I may have missed this, it's a sad day for me, indeed.

It may have happened in my mind. But still, you should have seen it!

 

[darkelf9]

Can’t talk now, masturbating.

Don't forget to wipe the equipment down. Management has a very strict ....no towel no tug policy.

 

[darkelf9]

"I got up in the morning and read the obituaries, when I couldn't find my name, I went to work"

 

[Lord Pmann]

That's Pmann, Deft, and Medical Muse.

Tracking down Embrace of the Vampire seems to be a must.


It's not super gory, right?

Oh, it’s not a good movie. It just stars Alyssa Milano’s boobs. That’s all. And honestly it’s a more nostalgic at this point.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh, it’s not a good movie. It just stars Alyssa Milano’s boobs. That’s all. And honestly it’s a more nostalgic at this point.

Aren’t there lesbian boobs to make it even better? Or am I thinking of something else.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

"I got up in the morning and read the obituaries, when I couldn't find my name, I went to work"

You know you can just write your own when you need a sickie?

Follow me for more life tips

 

[hotwords229_A]

Just finished Jack’n it.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/cbbb255d1fb3054870488ccc688f4ee3/49f99611ffae22c5-5d/s400x600/32de5a37f6feaee1c323a7b6ef3967e72cd3fe9c.jpg
I mean Jack-O-Lanterning, you pervs.

But I honestly have to say I started to wonder if this might not make a good lube.

So Cock Talk Pop Quiz:

Have you ever used pumpkin guts as jerk off lube?
Now that you have, are you going to give it a try?
Why not?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

No.

Hell no.

You really want me to answer that?

 

[hotwords229_A]

No.

Hell no.

You really want me to answer that?

Too similar to cum?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Too similar to cum?

This is possibly the first time I've found myself wanting to see what your cum looks like, because no.. Not at all like cum... What in the coagulated mess comes out of you?!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Just finished Jack’n it.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/cbbb255d1fb3054870488ccc688f4ee3/49f99611ffae22c5-5d/s400x600/32de5a37f6feaee1c323a7b6ef3967e72cd3fe9c.jpg
I mean Jack-O-Lanterning, you pervs.

But I honestly have to say I started to wonder if this might not make a good lube.

So Cock Talk Pop Quiz:

Have you ever used pumpkin guts as jerk off lube?
Now that you have, are you going to give it a try?
Why not?

Have not.
Probably not, it's too stringy.

No.

Hell no.

You really want me to answer that?

Yes!

Too similar to cum?

Go see a doctor.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Go see a doctor.

Word.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Aren’t there lesbian boobs to make it even better? Or am I thinking of something else.

Correct. The 2m59s scene where she’s being photographed by a brunette female has some lesbian undertones and kissing.

Embrace the Vampire 2 has a better lesbian scene. Yes, I’ve seen the second one.

Edit: After some further research on the other main sex scene, there’s a threesome one with a guy and another female.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This is possibly the first time I've found myself wanting to see what your cum looks like, because no.. Not at all like cum... What in the coagulated mess comes out of you?!

I meant in sliminess.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Correct. The 2m59s scene where she’s being photographed by a brunette female has some lesbian undertones and kissing.

Embrace the Vampire 2 has a better lesbian scene. Yes, I’ve seen the second one.

Why are female vampires always lesbians?
And thank God they are!