Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

Fun fact.
I've dissected a penis. I could assemble one like an infantryman (and now infantrywoman) can assemble their rifle.
I'm cool like that.

Balls too, or just the dick?

 

[Endless_Night]

Based on general experience with men, I'd say Dr. Frankenstein would be more worried about finding his monster a nice appendage than a first class brain.

Hmmm. Build a man? To spec?

Could we tweak their sexual preference while we're at it?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Endless_Night]

Balls too, or just the dick?

This is your question?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Build a man? To spec?

Could we tweak their sexual preference while we're at it?

Asking for a friend.

This needs more explanation!

 

[Endless_Night]

This needs more explanation!

*bats eyes*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Balls too, or just the dick?

You know what, I never have popped testicle.

Dangnabbit

Alas, that ship has sailed.

 

[Endless_Night]

I am now wondering if Aussie has access to a lab?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am now wondering if Aussie has access to a lab?

And a lab coat embroidered with "Daddy's Little Science Slut" in honor of trekka

 

[hotwords229_A]

I am now wondering if Aussie has access to a lab?

If not, we may be dealing with a psychopath!

 

[hotwords229_A]

You know what, I never have popped testicle.

Dangnabbit

Alas, that ship has sailed.

You’ve never busted some balls?
I highly doubt that.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Sociopath.
Get it right.



Or else

 

[Endless_Night]

And a lab coat embroidered with "Daddy's Little Science Slut" in honor of trekka

I mean, I have a fair amount of experience in lab, even if it's mostly molecular. You can slice and dice.

I see possibilities.

You want to let us practice, Muscles?

 

[Endless_Night]

Sociopath.
Get it right.



Or else

Okay, Sherlock.

 

[hotwords229_A]

*bats eyes*

We’re not doing bats, we’re doing Frankenstein.
Now explain, are you tweaking someone gay for your friend or someone straight for your friend?
And why?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Gay for us, silly

 

[hotwords229_A]

I mean, I have a fair amount of experience in lab, even if it's mostly molecular. You can slice and dice.

I see possibilities.

You want to let us practice, Muscles?

I don’t think I’ve used this many WOW emojis in one sitting.
Are you threatening my balls?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Gay for us, silly

How ironic!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I think @hotwords229_A is the kinda guy that gets hard at the sound of a latex glove snapping

 

[Endless_Night]

We’re not doing bats, we’re doing Frankenstein.
Now explain, are you tweaking someone gay for your friend or someone straight for your friend?
And why?

Possibly I should have used proclivities instead of preference.

Your mind went somewhere far more Machiavellian.

*raises slightly judgmental eyebrow*

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think @hotwords229_A is the kinda guy that gets hard at the sound of a latex glove snapping

It started to get hard as soon as I read “kinda guy that gets hard . . . “

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*raises slightly judgmental eyebrow*

God I love it when you flirt

 

[Endless_Night]

I think @hotwords229_A is the kinda guy that gets hard at the sound of a latex glove snapping

I. Am. Dying.

 

[Endless_Night]

I don’t think I’ve used this many WOW emojis in one sitting.
Are you threatening my balls?

I'm sure your, uh, appendage companions are perfectly wonderful as they stand. Sit?

Yeah, I don't know.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Possibly I should have used proclivities instead of preference.

Those are two very different things.
I am judging myself innocent in this case.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm sure your, uh, appendage companions are perfectly wonderful as they stand. Sit?

Yeah, I don't know.

They don’t sit or stand, they just kind of hang around.