Ah, but apparently they sometimes can regain some of their functions when they've just fed. So it's a bit like the joke about the panda and the commas: the vampire eats, shoots, and leaves.
Isn't it? But this is Lit. You get used to things not making sense. It comes with the territory.
Fortunately I have a whole drawerful of Breast Holder Assistants at the ready.So if you had a Breast Holder Assistant it would work better for you?
Seems like there may be some applications headed your way.
Wait. But isn't this version of the panda and the commas joke used to display inaccurate comma usage? So wouldn't that make the whole male vampires regaining function from feeding Fake News?
No. No. Annnnnnd no. Just. No.
Absolutely not. Pumpkins and Hallowe’en don’t have quite the hold on the national psyche over here. But then you lot don’t have Guy Fawkes night, so swings and roundabouts, innit.
Have you ever used pumpkin guts as jerk off lube? Can honestly say the thought has never gotten close to my mind
Wtf. Dude, is everything all right at home?
I pace on work phone calls all the time. It’s one of the things that frustrates me most when I’m in the office and have a tough problem to solve.
Yes! At one point I took over a development team who weren’t used to talking, much less out loud to a woman. So I started walking 1-1s. It didn’t matter where - around the neighborhood, to get coffee, to the park to sit on the benches and watch people. It was surprisingly effective.
I couldn’t agree more. I’m not against sharing thoughtful feedback with someone I love about things that might not be aware of when it comes to their behavior, but mostly I have plenty of my own shit I can focus on. That’s what I can control/impact the most and where my energy is most effective.You can see my dick any time!
#challengeacceptedBut I bet @aussiegeekygal would do an exceptional nude yoga video.
@Endless_Night you would have not appreciated the lengthy discussion @Lord Pmann and I had about the most awkward number of women to fuck. It ended in a stalemate with us both agreeing it was less than one, but we disagree if it’s 1/4 or 1/2 a woman that is most awkward to fuck. I’ll let your brain run wild with the arguments for and against each standpointI . . . am not even sure what to do with this.
Video evidence would be tremendously appreciated and invaluable.
@Endless_Night you would have not appreciated the lengthy discussion @Lord Pmann and I had about the most awkward number of women to fuck. It ended in a stalemate with us both agreeing it was less than one, but we disagree if it’s 1/4 or 1/2 a woman that is most awkward to fuck. I’ll let your brain run wild with the arguments for and against each standpoint
I’m totally comfortable with people thinking I have weird conversations
I’m totally comfortable with people thinking I have weird conversations
I think I may be a non integer woman
Sexiest thing I ever heard.
It ended in a stalemate with us both agreeing it was less than one, but we disagree if it’s 1/4 or 1/2 a woman that is most awkward to fuck. I’ll let your brain run wild with the arguments for and against each standpoint
Never before have I been grateful for a Pmann board elucidation. However, this explanation was less disturbing than what I was picturing.
Too late.
Ha ha. *laughs nervously*I’m totally comfortable with people thinking I have weird conversations
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Struts through the kitchen as if I ooze smut
We need to have more weird conversations. That's my conclusion.I’m totally comfortable with people thinking I have weird conversations
I, too, pictured fairly disturbing things. Like top halves and bottom halves and even quarters.
I was steeling myself to ask who was holding out for the quarter, so I could put them on my *never be alone with them in a thread* list. Which I would start, just for them.I, too, pictured fairly disturbing things. Like top halves and bottom halves and even quarters.
