You really are trying to collect on the life insurance. Oh well, might as well go witf a smile on my face.
Hi sweetie, the craziest thing happened. We were both putting on our earrings and we somehow both managed to put the same earring on each of our ears! What are the odds?
Would you believe I slipped and fell on her strap on?
"Oh, I guess that I forgot to tell you that I'm a nudist, roomie. It's not an issue, is it?"
I'm not sure about dinner, but I have a plan for dessert.....
"She's right behind me, isn't she?"
"Look, I'm bi, and so is my friend here. We're not lesbians. We still need a guy. It simplifies things if it's the same guy every time."
“I thought YOU brought the sunscreen”
I know you like how my nail color matches my lipstick.
The Cowgirl Ranch was all about naked cowgirls, what else would it be? You pay the cover charge and you had a chance at a ride....and it better be more than eight seconds!
I know that I would have been at that age.
Urgh, the burger at the snack shack is not sitting well...
