LizVegas79
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Some of you may have noticed a recent theme here LOL
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You really are trying to collect on the life insurance. Oh well, might as well go witf a smile on my face.https://cdn.eroticbeauties.net/content/x-art_20180607_miu-and-adel-m_lust-at-first-sight/full/miu-adel-m-lust-at-first-sight-xart_15.jpg
"Oh hi, honey. Your home right on time. Happy Birthday.
You remember my friend Katrina, right?"
Hi sweetie, the craziest thing happened. We were both putting on our earrings and we somehow both managed to put the same earring on each of our ears! What are the odds?https://cdn.eroticbeauties.net/content/x-art_20180607_miu-and-adel-m_lust-at-first-sight/full/miu-adel-m-lust-at-first-sight-xart_15.jpg
"Oh hi, honey. Your home right on time. Happy Birthday.
You remember my friend Katrina, right?"
Would you believe I slipped and fell on her strap on?Hi sweetie, the craziest thing happened. We were both putting on our earrings and we somehow both managed to put the same earring on each of our ears! What are the odds?
"Oh, I guess that I forgot to tell you that I'm a nudist, roomie. It's not an issue, is it?"
I'm not sure about dinner, but I have a plan for dessert.....What are your plans for dinner?
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"She's right behind me, isn't she?""Oh, I guess that I forgot to tell you that I'm a nudist, roomie. It's not an issue, is it?"
"Look, I'm bi, and so is my friend here. We're not lesbians. We still need a guy. It simplifies things if it's the same guy every time."
“I thought YOU brought the sunscreen”
I know you like how my nail color matches my lipstick.What are your plans for dinner?
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The Cowgirl Ranch was all about naked cowgirls, what else would it be? You pay the cover charge and you had a chance at a ride....and it better be more than eight seconds!
What are your plans for dinner?
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I know that I would have been at that age.https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/499x750q90/924/KsX1rc.jpg
"Mmm, that surfer boy sure is cute. Wonder if he's up for learning a
thing or two from a slightly older woman ...."
Urgh, the burger at the snack shack is not sitting well...https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/499x750q90/924/KsX1rc.jpg
"Mmm, that surfer boy sure is cute. Wonder if he's up for learning a
thing or two from a slightly older woman ...."
Makes me want to drag mine out.Some of you may have noticed a recent theme here LOL
Here. Put these on. I want you to see what you are doing for once.What are your plans for dinner?
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Any of you good with tweezers, ive got a fucking splinter.