DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Rj_1954]

My mommy says I can...

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Suck my fungal toe, baby.

 

[EbersMoll]

Snack on my toe cheese.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Wank with my poopy panties.

(I just turned myself off with that one...)

 

[EbersMoll]

I’d like your nail clippings

 

[Rj_1954]

Try my used tampon cocktail

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Want my belly button lint?

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I collect women like dolls.

 

[Rj_1954]

Not unusual, my wife does too

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I kind of meant in a serial killer way.

 

[Rj_1954]

I kind of meant in a serial killer way.

Oh, you could've fooled me

 

[EbersMoll]

It takes the lotion and….

 

[lilmissdarling]

Where's that smell coming from?

 

[EbersMoll]

My feet, you like it?

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

They are in the walls.

 

[Coyote100]

Wanna see my stamp collection.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Wanna see my roadkill collection?

 

[EbersMoll]

Wanna see my “atom bomb”?

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Have a red flag parade!

 

[Rj_1954]

Wanna see my wart collections?

 

[Lost_Writer01]

Excuse me while I yawn.

 

[willlph]

Wanna see my anal fistula ?

 

[Rj_1954]

Wanna get a black eye?

 

[Shady_nz]

Wow! It's ... ummm... yeah..ummm

 

[Rj_1954]

Grunt...grunt...not moving furniture...