UnquietDreams
Magna Cum Louder
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Still not an alligator.
🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆
- Thread starter StillRain
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crazychemgirl
the S&S goddess
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Sexy_Singer
Retired Legend
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Nominated for liking fizzy water.
(Pssst. I'm on a week's vacation followed by a long weekend.
)
crazychemgirl
the S&S goddess
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Nominated for antagonist behaviourNominated for liking fizzy water.
(Pssst. I'm on a week's vacation followed by a long weekend.
Wand3rlust
Chaos gremlin
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This is like watching a really REALLY sick animal thrash around in a last ditch attempt to save itself before it inevitably loses its battle with life and indeed, relevance.
StillRain
Selectively Slutty
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Nominated for a desperate ploy to be the second best POJ ever, again.
UnquietDreams
Magna Cum Louder
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Nominated for excessive abuse to vowels.
InThe312
Selectively Present
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Nominated for a typo while grammar shaming
UnquietDreams
Magna Cum Louder
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Nominated for...shut up.
And it wasn't grammar shaming. He abuses those poor "o"s constantly. It is deplorable.
MindYaBitness
🤓Dork w/Nice Boobs
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I will support in the low tolerance of "o" abuse
MindYaBitness
🤓Dork w/Nice Boobs
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Don't nominate yourself, it never goes well. However, always nominate your friends for such egregious infractions as typos, thirsting, not quenching thirst, over use of italics & strike out, sucking up, not sucking up enough, being a Virgo...I have no idea what this thread is, but it looks fun.
Does one self-nominate or dob in others?
And is there *actual* judging criteria or is it purely at the whim of the ringmaster?
Lit insanity at its finest.
The esteemed Panel of Judge, @StillRain sometimes abjecates her power when needing a break from us Wankers. At her, or guest Panel of Judge's, soul discretion, while of course adjusting for if Murcery is in retrograde, the Victor is chosen.
@Bry1313 or @crazychemgirl what did I miss?
37_ttej
Irregular
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Got it, thanks.
I was concerned for a moment that StillRain was judging an actual wanking competition, but I see now it’s wankery not wanking as such.
Leastways, I think …
AmberLGreen
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Welcome to the home of some of the biggest wankers on the planet.
Allow me to give you your first nomination for using the term “leastways”
Enjoy the thread and remember to let @StillRain know if you will be partaking in any hot boy anal.
Some of these wankers will get right on your fucking tits but they can’t help that. It is just in their nature
Azuldrgon
Her Squishy
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Nominated for picking on the new person.
Give someone a chance to learn the ropes first, sir.
Azuldrgon
Her Squishy
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Nominated for breaking in the newbie in a polite and cordial way.....and mentioning the hot boy anal.Welcome to the home of some of the biggest wankers on the planet.
Allow me to give you your first nomination for using the term “leastways”
Enjoy the thread and remember to let @StillRain know if you will be partaking in any hot boy anal.
Some of these wankers will get right on your fucking tits but they can’t help that. It is just in their nature
crazychemgirl
the S&S goddess
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OK …. So I guess you’re all waiting to find out who wins WotW of the FINAL week of me being the POJ …
This week … as with all weeks, has been an especially hard decision. This week especially the wanking efforts have been so subpar I’ve had to do something especially drastic.
It’s almost UNHEARD OF.
It’s downright scandalous.
But fuck it.
This week the winner of the Wanker of the Week is….
ME BITCHES!!!
View attachment 2385255
I finally got my certificate.
And now .., with the immmortal words of Guillermo Diaz …
“fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool.. fuck you I’m out”
This week … as with all weeks, has been an especially hard decision. This week especially the wanking efforts have been so subpar I’ve had to do something especially drastic.
It’s almost UNHEARD OF.
It’s downright scandalous.
But fuck it.
This week the winner of the Wanker of the Week is….
ME BITCHES!!!
View attachment 2385255
I finally got my certificate.
And now .., with the immmortal words of Guillermo Diaz …
“fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool.. fuck you I’m out”
AmberLGreen
Wise old cow
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Oi, wanker! I hope that isn’t your acceptance speech because, let’s face it, even @Grant55 did better than that
Bry1313
Cock Club 🐓
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AmberLGreen
Wise old cow
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Nominated for being the reason the current PoJ had to award herself just to get a certificate
OrdinaryPerson
Most Mediocrest
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Congratulations!!!
Try not to soak that precious certificate when you enjoy the golden dick
Bry1313
Cock Club 🐓
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Nominated for promising to deliver hot boy anal all these months but never getting the subjects to deliver
crazychemgirl
the S&S goddess
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If I can get away somehow this weekend… maybe I’ll do a video for yall.
AmberLGreen
Wise old cow
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Nominated for confusing me with the Aussie cunt
