Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

I’ve never given my ass for beer! I swear it!

But, boobs, on the other hand… they’ve earned their keep.

I often refer to my boobs as "free loaders". I'm glad to hear someone is getting a decent return for their trouble

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m protecting the innocent princess reputation I have around here

 

[SlyderInside]

I’m protecting the innocent princess reputation I have around here

So whiskey instead of beer maintains the innocence?

 

[Mrtenant]

I often refer to my boobs as "free loaders". I'm glad to hear someone is getting a decent return for their trouble

My moobs have gotten me exactly nothing in this world.

 

[morelikeasong]

I often refer to my boobs as "free loaders". I'm glad to hear someone is getting a decent return for their trouble

Me, to my titties:
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[morelikeasong]

So whiskey instead of beer maintains the innocence?

I prefer tequila. And as long as everyone around me is drinking enough of it, too, I can maintain my innocence

 

[UnquietDreams]

I prefer tequila. And as long as everyone around me is drinking enough of it, too, I can maintain my innocence

"Cuuucumbah!"

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Me, to my titties:
https://media1.giphy.com/media/3o72FdYCElrUbbriA8/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7dwl2rc4nv9tcn29pukikux6uufq6tfxbixpksik8&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Con-drag-ulations on the free beer. Me? I gotta play music or have a shitty night to get free beer.

Also Rupaul's Drag Race is a blast.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Me, to my titties:
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That was my second born to mine

 

[dawn_of_night]

I prefer tequila. And as long as everyone around me is drinking enough of it, too, I can maintain my innocence

Hey girl hey

 

[Mrtenant]

I prefer tequila. And as long as everyone around me is drinking enough of it, too, I can maintain my innocence

Oooooh, tequila gets me rowdy. After two, shot, drinks, I am cannot be responsible for anything.

(Yes, worse than I already am)

 

[vagrantx]

@aussiegeekygal

Speaking of chainsaws. This is both interesting and terrifying in not-equal-parts.


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[aussiegeekygal]

@aussiegeekygal

Speaking of chainsaws. This is both interesting and terrifying in not-equal-parts.

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OMFG I think I love you

 

[BrendaBear]

@aussiegeekygal

Speaking of chainsaws. This is both interesting and terrifying in not-equal-parts.

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“Chainsaw” and “childbirth” do not belong in the same sentence. This just freaks my little girly ass out!

 

[MindYaBitness]

@aussiegeekygal

Speaking of chainsaws. This is both interesting and terrifying in not-equal-parts.

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I remember seeing this contraption in college. It's enough to make my ovaries shrivel

 

[vagrantx]

“Chainsaw” and “childbirth” do not belong in the same sentence. This just freaks my little girly ass out!

Medicine through the ages has been one hell of a fucked up ride.

 

[vagrantx]

“Chainsaw” and “childbirth” do not belong in the same sentence. This just freaks my little girly ass out!

I remember seeing this contraption in college. It's enough to make my ovaries shrivel

This wasn't a very fun follow-up discovery.

 

[Mrtenant]

Chainsaws? Childbirth? ......thought I was jaded. Is it Halloween already?

 

[curious_me]

Chainsaws? Childbirth? ......thought I was jaded. Is it Halloween already?

In that order?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I will be you mirror

Imagine what life would be like in a world with no mirrors if we only surrounded ourselves with people we’d trust to be our mirrors? People who tell us when we have something in our teeth, but also tell us we’re beautiful when we need to hear it most. Would you have the same people in your life?

It's a lot better than "flicking the bean"!

Lol I like that one.

I like flicking the bean too

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Fuck all those extra pillows! I mean yeah, keep some stashed somewhere in case you have guests crashing on the couch, but fuck removing and replacing them every damn day!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/aCnobudVNogAAAAC/you-ruin-everything-wilhelm.gif

How many STIs are on a deserted island?

You probably don’t want to Google what percentage of the population has herpes either Stuff of nightmares!
Also, if anyone has a Celebrity Hall Pass List, I highly recommend removing Derek Jeter, anyone he’s ever fucked, and anyone they’ve ever fucked and so on. He’s like patient zero for celebrity herpes

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Sexy in a dress. Hot AF in a VS bra but enough sweat to fill the fucking fishbowl. SMMFH

Victoria is an asshole who hates big boobs.

Well, they do talk. In the past, when men have stared too long, or too obviously, or just talk straight to my boobs, I've been known to make my cleavage talk. "they're deaf, but I'm happy to interpret for them"

But do you interpret for them while wearing your tusks?

See, I still feel like this is the awkward flirting thread.

Hasn’t it always been?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What exactly IS Hello Kitty? The creator says it is not a feline. Is she a hair lipped little girl who wears furry ears all day?

Hello Kitty is a girl dressed as a cat. Hello Kitty is also the PM title that pops up most frequently in my inbox

What’s the difference between three cocks and a joke? @OrdinaryPerson can’t take a joke.

I know which I’d rather take!

Men (and ladies) … Would you prefer to get a boob, vagina, ass, butthole or face photo from someone you are crushing on?



Ladies.. would you prefer to get a dick, balls, chest or face photo from a guy you are crushing on?

Face…then arms

Butthole, 100%. I can't believe I'm even seeing any other answers

That’s because @Indie hasn’t weighed in yet! (I mean I still have 10 more pages to catch up on, but she hadn’t at the time you posted that)

 

[Qky75]

Hello Kitty

Ok once the suggestion was made I had to get it out of the way

 

[crazychemgirl]

Morning fuckers and fuckettes

 

[Qky75]

Morning fuckers and fickettes

Mornin FLickettes......good edit Q. Why thank you Q