Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Saw
Knife
Matches
&
Boots - I look great wearing boots and a boner

I don't see a boner on your list though. Or is that what the saw is for?

 

[Wriggle]

I don't see a boner on your list though. Or is that what the saw is for?

There are no other clothes on the list, so I figured I'd be naked apart from the boots - and when there's no clothes on, physiology takes over.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

*has an epiphany all the pulp they don't drink will make good fire starter*

Question:

Since I’ve had a vasectomy, can I market myself as ‘no pulp’?

I'm concerned about what you guys think pulp means, but now it finally makes sense to me why so many people said they don't like pulp

 

[crazychemgirl]

Water purifier
Fishing rod
Knife
Hammock

I plan on staying awhile. I can use a good vacation.

This sounds like the best option… I’ll bring the rum.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Less filling is a horrible way to market yourself.

*spits coffee all over my computer screen

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm concerned about what you guys think pulp means, but now it finally makes sense to me why so many people said they don't like pulp

Pulpy boner lava

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Good morning everybody!

Pulpy boner lava

....and I'm out. Take care everybody!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Good morning everybody!


....and I'm out. Take care everybody!

COME BACK!!!!!

It’s so PULPY!!!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Saw
Knife
Matches
&
Boots - I look great wearing boots and a boner

Are the boots a prerequisite for your boner to look good or does it stand on its own?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Qky75]

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Just last week I'm fact

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

I saw a post the other day that said … (something to the effect of)..

“I want a girl to Jill off with”


Is that a thing? Are we referring to girl on girl action as “Jilling Off” …


Like.. what the what???

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I haven’t. I once went from Friday to Monday without speaking to anyone, and it was a nice experiment but would not wish to repeat it or extend it.

 

[Qky75]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I saw a post the other day that said … (something to the effect of)..

“I want a girl to Jill off with”


Is that a thing? Are we referring to girl on girl action as “Jilling Off” …


Like.. what the what???

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[vagrantx]

I saw a post the other day that said … (something to the effect of)..

“I want a girl to Jill off with”


Is that a thing? Are we referring to girl on girl action as “Jilling Off” …


Like.. what the what???

Jilling it is just jacking it. Solo stuff! Because, you know, Jack and Jill.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Jilling it is just jacking it. Solo stuff! Because, you know, Jack and Jill.

It’s just … it’s..

That usage gives me the ick.

 

[vagrantx]

It’s just … it’s..

That usage gives me the ick.

It's a lot better than "flicking the bean"!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Jilling it is just jacking it. Solo stuff! Because, you know, Jack and Jill.

so two or more women could get together just for mutual Jilling...

 

[vagrantx]

so two or more women could get together just for mutual Jilling...

Nailed it!

 

[hotoldrguy]

It’s just … it’s..

That usage gives me the ick.

why are you close to someone named Jill?

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's a lot better than "flicking the bean"!

Lol I like that one.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[crazychemgirl]

why are you close to someone named Jill?

No she was a cunt.