Sex & Shenanigans

[DarkFlameDesires]

Ok yall… it’s HUMPDAY again

Who’s humping today?

Solo? With a friend? With an enemy? In the park? In the car?

Let’s hear it!!

Traveling on business.... solo it is.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oooo, I choose enemy!

Was it Machiavelli or Sun Tzu who said “Fuck your friends but fuck your enemies closer.”

 

[Amanda330]

Dont have to tell me twice.
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Omg twinsies!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Omg twinsies!

Ahhhhhh gimme a hug. With your snooch. #hoelife

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Amanda330]

Ok yall… it’s HUMPDAY again

Who’s humping today?

Solo? With a friend? With an enemy? In the park? In the car?

Let’s hear it!!

I've humped today... And may not be done humping. I'm ovulating so I feel like I could literally have orgasms all day long and need more.

Someone who is a friend but also so much more. The best kind of partner imo.

The other details are between me and my pussy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Omfg I was gonna post this and then I clicked on the thread and saw this.

 

[Bry1313]

I'll be the condoms vendor in that case. I'm not even trapped in the island, I just dropped in to make some money.

And yes, you can get STIs from oral stuff

https://media1.tenor.com/m/aCnobudVNogAAAAC/you-ruin-everything-wilhelm.gif

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Pulpy boner lava

Pulpy boner lava: No

Pulply orange juice: yes!

I saw a post the other day that said … (something to the effect of)..

“I want a girl to Jill off with”


Is that a thing? Are we referring to girl on girl action as “Jilling Off” …


Like.. what the what???

Why are so many words for masturbating such turn offs? I want a sexy word for touching myself

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok yall… it’s HUMPDAY again

Who’s humping today?

Solo? With a friend? With an enemy? In the park? In the car?

Let’s hear it!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pulpy boner lava: No

Pulply orange juice: yes!


Why are so many words for masturbating such turn offs? I want a sexy word for touching myself

You are the sexy word for touching yourself.

 

[Amanda330]

Pulpy boner lava: No

I feel like if you have pulpy boner lava... You might need to see a doctor?

Why are so many words for masturbating such turn offs? I want a sexy word for touching myself

I just say I'm fucking myself. Or touching myself. I think that's so much hotter than flicking the bean or jilling off...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/aCnobudVNogAAAAC/you-ruin-everything-wilhelm.gif

How dare you? I'm trying to protect genitals from ruin

 

[Bry1313]

Was it pulpy beforehand?

I had my annual physical today, if things were pulpy I would definitely have told my Doc about that. She’d want to fix that problem quick.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I had my annual physical today, if things were pulpy I would definitely have told my Doc about that. She’d want to fix that problem quick.

How’s your bum? … did your doctor make awkward small talk while his finger was up there?

 

[crazychemgirl]

How dare you? I'm trying to protect genitals from ruin

No spank it and bank it?

 

[lavendersilk]

Why am I singing this to the tune of Fucking Matt Damon?

Voca?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Voca?

Seconded

 

[Bry1313]

How’s your bum? … did your doctor make awkward small talk while his finger was up there?

Today wasn’t a bum check so she didn’t have to choose between awkward silence or even more awkward small talk

 

[Bry1313]

How dare you? I'm trying to protect genitals from ruin

How many STIs are on a deserted island?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Pulpy boner lava: No

Pulply orange juice: yes!


Why are so many words for masturbating such turn offs? I want a sexy word for touching myself

I call it "doing the taxes" is that sexy enough for you?

 

[Bry1313]

Seconded

Thirded

 

[lavendersilk]

Why are so many words for masturbating such turn offs? I want a sexy word for touching myself.

I'm going to need to find a safe place to hide... my tetonic plates are colliding.