Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Now you tell me... I'd have chosen the mirror to make sure I'm looking fine.

I can be your mirror. Wait... what thread am I in? Is this for awkward flirting?

 

[lavendersilk]

No because you’ll just dump me for …. What’s his name

Did you finish the books?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did you finish the books?

Yes lol

 

[Amanda330]

I can be your mirror. Wait... what thread am I in? Is this for awkward flirting?

Stare into my eyes and use that reflection as your mirror so I can stare into your soul...

All flirting is kind of awkward if you think about it.

 

[lavendersilk]

Stare into my eyes and use that reflection as your mirror so I can stare into your soul...

All flirting is kind of awkward if you think about it.

It's working on me.

 

[positiveflirt]

Oh I forgot to tell you … this is love lit island as well … so you can murder, fuck and / or pair up with your favourite litster.

May the odds be ever in your favour.

*rewatches Battle Royale in preparation*

 

[__Nathan1968]

I can be your mirror. Wait... what thread am I in? Is this for awkward flirting?

 

[__Nathan1968]

What will you do with the mirror? I thought about it being a way to start a fire but if you also picked matches, maybe not?

Signal planes during the day.

 

[lavendersilk]

*rewatches Battle Royale in preparation*

I read that as Casino Royale and was very confused.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh I forgot to tell you … this is love lit island as well … so you can murder, fuck and / or pair up with your favourite litster.

May the odds be ever in your favour.

I'll be the condoms vendor in that case. I'm not even trapped in the island, I just dropped in to make some money.

And yes, you can get STIs from oral stuff

 

[Qky75]

*has an epiphany all the pulp they don't drink will make good fire starter*

 

[crazychemgirl]

I read that as Casino Royale and was very confused.

That would be confusing AF

 

[LupineOne]

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Water purifier
Tent
Knife
Pot

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Cuz it doesn’t have to be sugary sweet and gross lol

That how it comes out the bottle!

 

[__Nathan1968]

Question:

Since I’ve had a vasectomy, can I market myself as ‘no pulp’?

 

[Qky75]

Question:

Since I’ve had a vasectomy, can I market myself as ‘no pulp’?

Just add LITE to the end of your name. Tastes great less filling

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Question:

Since I’ve had a vasectomy, can I market myself as ‘no pulp’?

Was it pulpy beforehand?

 

[lavendersilk]

Question:

Since I’ve had a vasectomy, can I market myself as ‘no pulp’?

Diet Boner Lava

 

[__Nathan1968]

Was it pulpy beforehand?

I’m not sure. Let me ask your m….

Sorry. Not going there.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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iPod, weed, tent, water purifier.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Just add LITE to the end of your name. Tastes great less filling

Less filling is a horrible way to market yourself.

 

[Wriggle]

I can be your mirror. Wait... what thread am I in? Is this for awkward flirting?

I will be you mirror

 

[BrendaBear]

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I'm going to go straight to a boat, fully stocked with fuel, food and pepsi and get my dumb "not gonna survive this" ass off that island.

Oh yeah... someone who knows how to navigate and drive the boat... they need to be sexy and horny too...

 

[Wriggle]

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Saw
Knife
Matches
&
Boots - I look great wearing boots and a boner

 

[Mrtenant]

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Water purifier
Fishing rod
Knife
Hammock

I plan on staying awhile. I can use a good vacation.