Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Taegul]

@crazychemgirl I feel like you can add a dirty sock stanza to this masterpiece

Hmm, now what rhymes with sock?

 

[SmokingFap]

Hi, my name is Barbie. Want to go to my dollhouse and play with me?

Bfg, that's just plain sexy as hell. You really need to get worse at flirting.

 

[SmokingFap]

@crazychemgirl I feel like you can add a dirty sock stanza to this masterpiece

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
my sock's in the laundry,
so I guess that you'll do.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I would ask if you need a light, but I can see you're already smoking!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Bfg, that's just plain sexy as hell. You really need to get worse at flirting.

I'll try harder at being bad. Wait...that's probably wrong, too!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I would ask if you need a light, but I can see you're already smoking!

If I catch fire, do you have something you can spray on me to put me out?

** ok I icked myself out with this one

 

[SmokingFap]

I would ask if you need a light, but I can see you're already smoking!

Hey! That's MY line!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Do you want to go to a haunted house and attend a seance with me?

 

[ydahecnot]

Do you want to go to a haunted house and attend a seance with me?

You could do better than me, but why?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Do you want to go to a haunted house and attend a seance with me?

Only if you attend my second cousin twice removed funeral with me.

 

[Taegul]

I'd definitely put you in my stable. First, we gotta fit you with a proper saddle...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanna pound me with your hummus cannon?

 

[SmokingFap]

Hey! That's MY line!

Don't give me that look, @ImpishSeraph. You HAD to have known that was my line.

 

[Bry1313]

Why don’t you have a few drinks with me, we can find someplace quiet and I’ll give you the best 30 seconds of your life

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I will ranch in your meat pocket whenever, doll.

 

[SmokingFap]

Do you want to go to a haunted house and attend a seance with me?

That actually would be amazingly exciting. Could we make it a naked seance? Would be easier to explain the knocking sound coming from under the table.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I can last an hour and 30 seconds, during day light savings.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Let’s role play…. Can you be a billionaire, gorgeous, and kind vampire and I’ll be the shy, naive, and beautiful girl. Oh wait does that sound creepy and too much? Ok umm never mind. That’s not a fantasy or anything of mine.

 

[SmokingFap]

W

What? No blue cheese?

Better than blue balls.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

W

What? No blue cheese?

That's only for special occasions, like I'm out on parole.

 

[Bry1313]

Let’s role play…. Can you be a billionaire, gorgeous, and kind vampire and I’ll be the shy, naive, and beautiful girl. Oh wait does that sound creepy and too much? Ok umm never mind. That’s not a fantasy or anything of mine.

Let me be your “never again”

 

[SmokingFap]

Let’s role play…. Can you be a billionaire, gorgeous, and kind vampire and I’ll be the shy, naive, and beautiful girl.

Sorry, babe, but you're not that good an actress.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I don't like to give pleasure; I only like to receive it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanna come home with me?

Who him?

Nah, he’s just my parole officer. As long as I don’t go within 50yards of my house I’m ok.

 

[Taegul]

Out of the entire gun show, yours were the only ones I couldn't stop staring at. Are they for sale?