Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Psst

 

[Amanda330]

Lovely man chest!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is it a boob train??

Oh, choo choo!

Love it, sweetheart!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Let's see if imgur will play nice

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Let's see if imgur will play nice

I think boobs and science nerd might be one of my love languages

 

[Lord Pmann]

Noted:
-Pmann buys cheap hookers
-Likely has the clap

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdzFka3dpemdmdnQ0b3liMW42emRhNm5neGFibjl2YmU4NnFzenc0eSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/sPkE5uCbh97aJ2i71C/giphy.gif

I didn’t say I buy cheap hookers. I’m just trying to keep the less savvy johns (and janes) from getting federally indicted. Although honestly… these $10k hookers sound outrageous. Like, what kind of Dyson style suction must they have on them to make any sexual act worth $10k.

And no clap here. Unless it’s the sound of my thighs hitting the back of Ashley Dupre’s ass! *hi five*

Nice. They had watermelon, strawberry, and one other one I can't remember in-store. I got the "I don't care response" so made an executive decision on the watermelon.

I’m listening…

Rabbis will bless anything

Not true. I tried to get my cock certified Kosher to impress a Jewish girl I was into. Well, that I wanted to be into. Anyway, it was a no go.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Let's see if imgur will play nice

Oh, that is just hot...

Did I mention that my number one turn on is smart women?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Heading out to a graduation party where I love the kid, but neither like nor respect his parents. The only one I am going to know there, other than the grad and my kid, is my ex...

@Whiskeyjack, I may have you beat for Small Talk Hell today.

 

[Bbl87]

Let's see if imgur will play nice

I think boobs and science nerd might be one of my love languages

I mean, I saw NASA and I was turned on. Anything after that was a bonus.

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm so glad I peeked in before those emojis became... just emojis.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Heading out to a graduation party where I love the kid, but neither like nor respect his parents. The only one I am going to know there, other than the grad and my kid, is my ex...

@Whiskeyjack, I may have you beat for Small Talk Hell today.

Do you need a safe word friend?
Like a call from work for emergency?

 

[Secretintoelderly]

I'm so glad I peeked in before those emojis became... just emojis.

I just had a long hour tapping all the emojis I could find here. Without luck.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Heading out to a graduation party where I love the kid, but neither like nor respect his parents. The only one I am going to know there, other than the grad and my kid, is my ex...

@Whiskeyjack, I may have you beat for Small Talk Hell today.

You win. I found someone at my party who had done study abroad in Mannheim for a year the same time I was a summer exchange student in Heidelberg. We had much to discuss.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I think boobs and science nerd might be one of my love languages

Oh, that is just hot...

Did I mention that my number one turn on is smart women?

I mean, I saw NASA and I was turned on. Anything after that was a bonus.

I am always down to mix up science and sex

 

[Apisto42]

Let's see if imgur will play nice

NASA is so fucking hot.

 

[Bbl87]

I am always down to mix up science and sex

*Insert joke about my test tube here*

 

[Lord Pmann]

I am always down to mix up science and sex

Look at you. Making rockets launch everywhere.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Mmm ... Sugar pie, honey mustard....

 

[Azuldrgon]

I am always down to mix up science and sex

This is why she's amazing.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

NASA is so fucking hot.

Almost as hot as NIST

 

[BrendaBear]

Almost as hot as NIST

National Institute for Sexy Teachers?

 

[SherlockianMan]

Hey shenanigang! I'm back from my vacation to Colorado. I'm sad to no longer see the wonderful mountain view every time I step outside, but it's nice to be back on my own couch

 

[SherlockianMan]

Is it a boob train??

I want to ride that train!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I want to ride that train!

Hey book man

 

[dawn_of_night]

I want to ride that train!

I want to ride your train too....