Sex & Shenanigans

You'd try to put them in a vacuum wouldn't you

I often think about the things I would do if I had a female body for a day.

1. Find the G-Spot. That little fucker can be more elusive than Nessy.

2. Play with my boobs. This is actually probably number one.

3. There would be no end to the objects I would insert into my vagina.

4. I would probably put some kind of sucker/tiny vacuum device on my clit.

5. I would create a Lit account and see how many dick pics you really get when you post your tits. I feel like the number is widely exaggerated by some. Not by all. But by some. Like, they aren’t getting hit with dick pics all the time, but they must pretend they are to be part of the cool kids club. I mean, I know I only randomly send my dick to a small quartile of people.
 
Please? Pretty please? *bats eyelashes* I missed that train yesterday but I'm currently on this one.

No pressure tho, I just wanted to show you I'm not above begging 😂
oh dear, didn't mean to get your hopes up. The post is still up. My cleavage is an attention whore, but while that pic is actually my nipple, my nips really only come out for private shows 😬☺️😜
 
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